matt, reclassify these threads please

“Matt, PLEASE move the "Nightcrawlers..." thread permanently to the bottom so those few who use it will always know where it is. And those of us who don't won't have to keep seeing this ICQ-like thread.”

“Matt, would you please delete all the threads. They're all offensive to me.

Great web site, by the way. You rock!”

“Matt, the Nightcrawlers will gladly donate $50 if you make the Nightcrawler thread appear as every other thread to any users with the username "buddur" :p”

“Here's the way I see it. TT is like #1. Political threads are like #2. This place is a really cool urinal. Political posts belong in the next stall. Many of us come here to take a quick leak and we don't wanna look down and see a turd. DON'T CRAP IN THE URINAL! I just wanted toilet you know how I felt about this issue. This post is self-flushing. Please wash your hands as you leave. Thank you.”

“Here's the way I see it. Democrats are like #1.

Republicans are like #2.

Please wash your hands after you vote.”

“Do you think it's a coincidence that the Democratic nominee is named "John" Kerry? I think not.

GOOOOOOOO NADER!”

“As for me, I'm gonna do a write-in vote for Mr. Whipple. I think every American household should be able to afford a new roll of Ultra-Soft Charmin®. SQUEEZE THIS, AMERICA! YAAAAAAAA!”

“Better to do it in a john than behind a bush.”

“"Dick" Cheney ...


let's not even go there.”