Adirondacks Buttkicker III

“Take my wife. Please.”

“You have a wife?

I just thought you had 5 girls?”

“No. Just four.”

“Oh...sorry for the mistake.

BTW...how's "The 70s Show" going?”

“Quiet, you.”

“I did get the elevation gain wrong. It's about 4600' for the loop without Grey or Redfield.”

“If we are staying at Lake Colden, can I hang a pork chop around Pennsy's neck while he is asleep? Think of the bear photos we could take.”

“it is what it is Lumbergeek

I mean Zac

:)”

“If we are staying at Lake Colden, can I hang a pork chop around Pennsy's neck while he is asleep? Think of the bear photos we could take."
lumberzac
08:03:09 AM
04/08/04

I like this guy!”

“Another trip where I need to be the last to sleep.”

“LMAO!! Now how did this thread turn into the "Let's pick on Pennsy" thread? Actually, if Artex wants to snag some bear action photos, I have an idea.

I'll borrow my nephew's super soaker water gun, fill it with honey and douse Artex. We'll get some rope, biners and suspend him from steel cables that they have at Lake Colden. We'll let him hang just above a bear's reach and he can snag those pics he wants. Howz that?

Either that or just soak Zac's tent with the honey after he goes to sleep.

Oh, and of course the obligitary (spel?):

HIKE PAIN!!!!”

“Yeah well, I'm going backpacking in the mountains tomorrow. What are you doing? Pffffttt!”

“You........ bastard.......”

“If I may Artex?

Artex will go to the beach tomorrow and let his eyes roam unhindered over miles of tanned and barely bikini clad female flesh.

How was that?”

“I've got cable. I can do that 24/7. I'm going to the mountains, I'm going to the mountains. neener neener neener.



















in case you missed it. I'm going to the mountains!”

“Yes but at the beach they can actually talk to you.

Well, unless you have the porno version of a custom Teddy Ruxpin that says your name.”

“LOL! What are you, Artex's sponsor or something?”

“his NA sponsor?”

“LOL! HPM's my homie, yo.”

“Apparently Pennski is going to the mountains this weekend. I believe I'll be fishing in the mountains.

Lets see camping at Lake Colden in September. That gives me about 5 months to get a bear canister.

HIKE PAIN”

“Wooohoooooooooo!

(And on the topic of buttkicker, there's some "Devil's Path" or something in the Catskills and some guys here want to do the whole 27 miles with 18,000 feet of elevation gain in one day...I am toying with the idea...but I have also been known to have suicidal thoughts, so that don't mean nothin.)

:)

Miss seeing all you guys. Gotta get out more...”

“Just saw JMitch has a Devil's Path dayhike planned as well... WASSA MATTA WIT YOU PEOPLE?

(I signed up.)”

“Hey Fritz!”

“I thought the Devil's path was closer to 10,000ft. I could be wrong.”

“18k vertical gain and loose.”

“http://www.backpacker.com/article/0,2646,477,00.html

23.6 miles, seven peaks, over 14,000 feet gain/loss”

“It's still a big day regardless.”

“I did it last year as a three day and it was a buttkicker!”

“There is going to be another Adirondack butt kicking hike this spring. Going to do the Dix Range.”

“Hi Fritz! :)”

“I started a trip page.

If someone else wants to it take over, you are more than welcome to do so. I started with what is what has already been mentioned before, but being so early thing could be changed very easily.”

“Twigeater, do you have any of Pennsy's chest hairs left? We could make a bear Voodoo doll with it.”

“If another one floats across my keyboard, it's yours!

:)”

“Hi Adventurist and twiggy!”

“I'm surprised that the sisters Artex and Pennsy aren't hanging out up on the sewing thread?????”

“Hey... I thought I was organizing this trip.”

“not anymore Mr. PooPoo-paper-man”

“If you want I can change the trip organizer to you. I just wanted to put the trip up before this thread disappeared into the TT abyss.”

“This thread would never disapear. My annual Buttkicker's are famous. Yes, if there's a way to switch control over to me, please do so. If not, delete it, and I'll make an entry.

If a Buttkicker is held without me involved, I'll be forced to put a Curse of the Artex on it.”

“Done.”

“Ooooh, Zac is stepping on Artex's toes. Stepping on his toes is ok, but never ever pull his finger if he asks you.

Hey Artex, what do you say we sew mister Pete's lips shut?

and keep my dang chest hair out of this thread. Sheesh!!

Back on topic.... when the "real" trip thread is posted on the trips page, perhaps a new thread should be started that will link both pages?”

“Thanks lumberzac! Look forward to finally meeting you.

Pennsy good idea. And perhaps we can blindfold him with one of his colorful shirts before we dump him in Lake Colden.”

“Wanna see bears in the wild? Just come to the Southern Dacks. I can't keep em out of my yard.”

“What's this trip all about?

I need details.”

“It's about hiking routes so tough it'll make you cry for your mama. Lot's of miles, lots of peak bagging, lots of elevation gain... and that's just in the first two hours.

The Adirondacks are perfect for this: Switchbacks are non-existant and the trails only go in one direction.... up. Also, rocks and tree roots blanket the grouds like acne.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

“I think more mountains need to be added to this trip.”

“hmm, I am still thinking about it, but you guys are scaring me.”

“Careful what you wish for!”

“I need more pain for this hiking season.”