The Swan

“lizs, you hottie, you are so full of it! ;-)
Yea, I like to look at young pretty ladies. I joke, kid, and flirt. Sue me!
Most 'beautiful' women are too full of themselves to even bother to be pleasant, much less caring.
I look for more important factors for someone I want to date more than once. Like, are they a decent human being? Do they act like they give a rat's ass about what I think?
I find many a woman that doesn't KNOW she is God's Gift to mankind to be oh so much more sexy!”

“so the bottom line is,

it's all the guys fault!


works for me!”

“did you know, that if all the guys in the world would go blind, we woman would be sooo rich!!!!”

“Why, you lead us around by the nose already anyway.

What would be the difference?”

“no make up, no butt firming crap no bigger boobs”

“Anybody watch the "Average Joe" shows? Both times the women picked the good looking loser over the really nice homely guy.”

“Anyone see the Curb Your Enthusiasm where the blind guy had an ugly girlfriend that had him convinced she was a super model? funny as hell!”

“I had a girlfriend... at least for a few hours with fake boobs. I don't care what you guys say... those damned things were fun! Don't knock em till you tried them. Though, her's were very nice and tasteful, not the way-to-big for my body I look like a comicbook character type.

And I'll admit to going to Hooters, main;y because I love their hot wings. the fact that barely dressed females serve the food is just icing on the cake. What are you guys, a buncha freaking holier then thou Nancy-boys afraid to go where there are attractive women serving food? God isn't going to strike you down for having good hot wings. the way you guys are talking you would think Satan himself was serving the food. BTW... they are opening up a Hooter in Auburn >:)”

“I'm always conflicted when I got to Hooters.

I try to always look women in the eye when I talk to them, so I won't be accused of "talking to their tits".

But at Hooters, well, isn't that what they expect? I don't want to insult the nice girls who work their by ignoring their biggest asset, do I?”

“I just don't think Hooter's food is all that outstanding. when I go to eat it's all about the food, not the server.”

“dammit, "there", not "their"


stupid fingers”

“Nothing to do with holier than thou, Denore. I'm in New York. I usually avoid most chain restaurants because the food is usually better at the other places for the money they charge. It has nothing to do with the women...”

“There are plenty of beautiful women walking the streets if I want some eye candy, right, Maple?”

“wow tree your really reaching!
LOL

hey Bit, my eyes are up here @@”

“I just find the whole Hooters thing kinda sad. If I want good food then there are better places. If I want to see semi-naked or naked women there are better places.”

“Y2 pretty much summed up my opinion.

It's kinda funny. Around here they have a competeing wing joint called Dick's.”

“why do woamn go into strip bars and places like hooters?
is it to please there man?

i have gone into one strip place and one places that the girls were wearing bikinis. YAWN”

“It's all about conveinience...

Of course I've only been in a Hooters 5-6 times. I really did like their wings though, at least the sauce. When we goto Daytona we usually cross the street and hit the Hooters the night before the race.”

“My wife won't let me go to the "better places for looking at naked/semi-naked women".

She does tolerate me going to Hooter's every once in a while.

Besides, I just go for the company.”

“ML, if you had been excited by the girls in bikinis, well...”

“Why do women goto Hooters? I had a good friend (A she) who was fairly smart (At least the graduated college with a degree) and attractive (Did dance instructing and is head Cheerleading instructor at a large public school, she's a hottie) and she loved going to Hooters. She says it's the best place to pick up guys. I never tried picking up a guy at Hooters so I couldn't tell you if her reasons have merit.”

“The South Park "Rasins" episode was hillarious.”

“LOL ok thats funny.


but what if she was butt ugly, think she would still want to go there?
think she would have a chance to get a hottie?
doubt it”

“Bit - look at what you've become. ;o)”

“Depends on if it's close to closing time, ML...”

“I know, old and married and whipped, I admit it.

If I gotta be whipped though, I couldn't pick a better woman to do it than my wife...lol...”

“Frankly I think the better places to look at women are kinda sad too. I have o desire to spend time with a woman if she's just trying to get as much cash out of me as possible.
Although after about a dozen beers.....”

“All women get as much cash as possible from men... some are better at it then others and hence get jobs doing it for a living.”

“True, ynami...Ever watch "G-String Divas" on HBO? I don't think I felt anything but pity (ok, ok and lust) for any of those women. They all seemed to be pretty sad cases.”

“"no make up, no butt firming crap no bigger boobs"
mapleleaf
01:06:42 PM
04/08/04

Load-o-crap Mapes! ;)

Women are far more brutal to each other and do more to "beat" each other for men to be a real factor! You rip each other apart with your eyes and under the breath comments as soon as someone enters a room!

I don't know why y'all think you're doing it for just men. And, if it's men making y'all do this "against your will" and at your expense, then, which is the smarter gender?

:D :) ;)”

“SHhhhh, bearmagnet, they'll learn our Evil Master Plan!”

“Women dress to please other women.
That is a true statement.”

“The bear makes a very good case, Maple!”

“Besides, I bet there are a lot of blind guys who like big boobs and firm butts...”

“you rarely hear the statement "What is he wearing?" coming from men.”

“LOL

its still all you guys fault!
no matter what the problem is, your to blame!”

“That's part of our plan, too...”

“you think we don't realise this already Maple?”

“what about the Third Boob theroy?


would it bother you if she had one and it was fake?”

“If I were blind I would think she had a really big zit...”

“and offer to squeeze it for her?”

“Y2, that wasn't nice. ;-)”

“Hell, why stop at three? Why not four, or six? All we gotta do is flip the right genetic bits, and we can get human sows!

More is better, right?”

“and think of the cash she could make at hooters”

“She'd have to spend more on the special shirts that would show each cleavage though.”

“LOl your sick!

now you can decied what sex your baby will be right in the comfort of your own home all for $199.99


messing with nature makes her cranky”

“Some SciFi show had a female alien with 3 boobs. Strangely appealing. ;-)”

“Just because you can doesn't always mean you should.”

“why mess with perfection”

“Does the third boob have to be on her chest?”