The Swan

“It wouldn't have to be much.

Giving does make you feel better, you know...”

“Dumb enough ? not retarded I hope because that would make the act statutory rape
-- not to the best of my knowledge.

But so much better than drunk enough.
-- (way)more often i was the one who was drunk enough

Was 'movement' the only criteria for 'better', no vocalizations or other senses involved ?
Did movement have any subcategories to differentiate 'better' movement from worse movement.
--yes, movement was the most important criteria. vocalizations were less important, but average volume was prefered. i define average volume as halfway between normal speaking volume and top of lunges screaming, however, near climax increased volume was acceptable if not prefered.
requardless of volume, "dirty talk" earned bonus points.
no precise subcategories for movement. movement was considered "better" based on total mean body velocity - higher the better, tho occasional pauses were not negatively scored.

I mean a back shredding with nails could constitute movement, as could testicle crushing, either or both could be viewed a better or worse by different people.

--nails, biting, grabbing, ect. -As long as such activities were focused on a "meaty" part of the body, i.e., back, buttocks, shoulders, ect. These extra-curricular movements were not considered under a completely seperate category, and in general approved of.

CRUSHING OF ANY SORT RESULTS IN INSTANT DISQUALIFICATION, AND A SCORE OF ZERO.

20 -25 an inexact number, unlike the precise 20,000 mentioned by Wilt Chamberlain in one of his rare 'modest moments'
--unfortunetly i cannot give you an exact number. It's been 6 years since i've slept with anyone but my girlfriend so falsely claiming more precision would only be a diservice to you or any other seeker of such accuracy.”

“OK Bit, I will give you something.

What would you like?”

“Yah, but you're not getting plastic surgery to feel better about yourself. Although a spigot on your knee so we could share the gravy would be nice.

I'm looking to help somebody here.”

“So buying a new tent will save me money because plastic surgery would cost a lot more. Can't argue with that logic.”

“No, buying me a new tent will save you money, because it costs less and you'll feel better about yourself when you give it to me.

I don't really need a new tent right now though.”

“And we could all send our gear money to charity...or not drive nice cars or live in smaller houses, and give the difference to charity, etc...or save your makeup, tattoo and piercing money...send that to charity...

I guess I'd give those arguments more credibilty if they were from a person who had a crooked nose, protruding eyes, no chin and buck teeth.”

“"These extra-curricular movements were not considered under a completely seperate category, and in general approved of."


sorry, these movements WERE considered under a ....”

“I guess I'd give those arguments more credibilty if they were from a person who had a crooked nose, protruding eyes, no chin and buck teeth."
twigeater
01:43:32 PM
04/09/04
ignore this user


sounds like twig is sweet on scorch.”

“twiggy, don't hate me because I'm beautiful...lol...”

“I would like a new tent. I only have four.”

“I only have two, I need a new one more than you.”

“you guys are a riot, LOL!

my Friday entertainment!
=D”

“I have a chin, I have straight teeth and my nose, eh, it's not perfect but it's mine and not fake.

But I'm done arguing my opinion on here. Apparently some people only want to view the issue with tunnel vision. I even thought about what I wrote and decided that, yea, if people really need it, like people with no chin for example, then I can understand. All I ask is that you just see my opinion and where I'm coming from, you don't have to agree with it.”

“oh c'mon!
I still have an hour and a half to go!”

“I'm done, I tell you!”

“pretty please? LOL...

wanna debate something else?
I really could care less about Swans or plastic surgery...

how many tents do you have Scorchy?”

“Come on scorch poo. Don't go.

My wife always talks about liposuction (did i spell that right?) and puttin a laser to correct her vision.

I don't agree with it, I wouldn't do it myself, but I really don't care what other people do to their bodies.

Does that make sense? If you want to look like a plastic Barbie doll, feel free. I will spend my money on other things”

“WK, I'm just done arguing my point, I've made it clear where I stand,.. not much more to add!

3 tents, yo! Only one 1-person tent though. The other is 3 person and 10 person.”

“yeah, yeah - what the gravy man said...to each his own...

I have 8-10 tents. This weekend I'll use the 3 room, 8 man tent. The kids can practically play ball in it.”

“I will never have anyone do that to my eyes. One little mistake and my career would be over.”

“For some people recovering from losing tremendous amounts of weight, liposuction is the only the way to go, if they want a chance of ever looking normal again. I'm not talking looking sexy, or thin, I'm talking not looking like a sideshow freak. So it has it's uses.”

“You can refer to the picture of me stabbing my 10-person tent. Bast@rd is harder than hell to put up in mud-ground.”

“There you go with the mud again.”

“i can't believe this thread has gone from such an intersting soap opra-ish love/hate argument to a simple conversation about how many tents you own.

you people sicken me.”

“what's your career?

bird watcher? peeping tom?”

“Peeping tom only part time

Architect full time(not licensed yet but some day)”

“I have two friends who had stomach operations to lose weight.

One of them was not overweight enough for surgery and had successfully dieted herself tiny a few times before. However she wanted the surgery and got her doctors code and referred herself (her Dr knows this now) and had the surgery done.

The other friend was really big and had a different surgery. Hers was less invasive and it's something like a band that gets filled with air...

Anyway, anytime I go out to eat with either of them, they have to leave the table and go throw up. Why? cause their eating habits haven't changed, but now their stomachs can't take it.

One had skin off her stomach removed and she said it was more painful than any surgery she'd ever had. She had a hysterectomy and never took a pain pill, but took all the oxycotin they gave her for the skin removal.”

“A local DJ had stomach surgery. For him it was either loose weight or never walk again.”

“I know (knew) two people who died from those kinds of surgeries...(one was in high school, she dropped dead in the hall) and worked with another woman who had the surgery and was constantly having B-12 shots, only to gain back almost all the weight she lost.”

“One of my tents is a piece of s%$#!”

“You mean $#!7?”

“Oh yea!

sorry. I do like the other 3 though.”

“Speaking of $#!7, mtnsteve got giardia.

What kind of tent is it that you don't like?”

“Don't know what brand it is, but I got it at Target.

I puked in it so it is kinda funky.”

“have 8-10 tents. This weekend I'll use the 3 room, 8 man tent. The kids can practically play ball in it."
twigeater
02:30:02 PM

Dang! I only have 7!!!
twiggy beat me!”

“Well at least you didn't $#!7 in it.”

“I was thinking about that last night.

First, you dodge a major expense by not having the plastic surgery, then you save a TON more by not having to pay for dates, dinners, flowers, birthday presents, Christmas presents, Valentines presents, anniversary presents.... ad infinitum

It's LOTS cheaper to stay ugly... for guys, anyway.


Chicks can recoup the investment in half a year or less.”

“I guess”

“Doctorate from the "Close Cover Before Striking School Of Psychology"?”

“and that show was so classy before!”

“A whole new level of Piled Higher and Deeper.”

“Hey, it only cost her $4000! Cheap!”

“hmmm maybe I should rethink my career...whats that website again?


ok, who wants to lay on my couch first?”

“lol @ lyra”

“Her bio, from the show's homepage.

Alright, I'm guilty of looking at the before and after pics of the women, and thinking that they're hotter in the after pics. So shoot me.”

“So what? You've paid for a bunch of these through your tax dollars.

28 senior-level government officials, three National Nuclear Security Administration employees and Assistant Secretary of Defense Charles Abell have degrees from diploma mills.

It's the new 'thing'!”

“I guess people being addicted to self-mutilation isn't scandalous enough already ---”

“I do quite a bit of expert testimony.

A while back, I reviewed a report prepared by the expert for the opposition and was a little nervous when I saw he had a doctorate. I thought “ how am I going to appear more credible that him?” I looked at his resume and saw that he received both his masters and doctorate at “Columbia Pacific University”. Through the magic of the internet, I learned that it was a diploma mill that the state of California had run out of the state. Boy did he end up looking like a schmuck on the stand.”