tallywhackers and treasure trails

“aww just having a little bit of fun before my weekend starts.
:D”

“Or maybe to cover up sores???”

“I'm out of here. What are the odds that this thread will still be here if I log on later tonight?”

“Slim and none...”

“me too

later gaitors!!”

“dang - Matt hasn't whacked this one yet - he must be busy”

“Busy doing what?”

“Upside-down with glasses on? I could've sworn it was Henry Kissinger.

(what movie was the from?)



BTW -- 'Merkin Muffley' was the president of the United States in Doctor Strangelove.


next question?”

“It still lives!”

“MAybe I better drive down the street and make sure Matt's ok??...”

“You might not want to disturb him, Karo....”

“you know how people donate the hair from there head for people with cancer, wonder if any one donates there hair from down there”

“I don't want to imagine what type of adhesive they'd use to stick on a merkin. Owie!”

“Wow, the thread still lives.”

“Yes, it does. Now, what can we add to the 'quality' of this thread to keep it interesting?”

“Now, that's interesting, LZ!


And looks painful if kept in context...”

“treebeard...what are you doing here? golly, run outside and get an autograph from william hung. He's out there. look out the window. I bet that's what maple is doing right now.

if you do...get one for my son too. :) lol”

“where? I'm guessing Times Square outside MTV studios?”

“'m a little surprised there hasn't been a visit from One Inch Wang on this thread yet.”

“Now, in keeping with the theme of this thread...

...Is Willie well Hung? Not like I care. I just like staying on topic...”

“Maple's home in bed...”

“It lives mmoooaawwwhhhhh


ok, have fun playing with your tallywhackers (oh come on im talking about fly fishing)


im heading out to garden!”

“lol! So Maple is home in bed huh?? I rest my case!”

“Sounds like Maple's resting hers, too.”

“not in bed, gardening and then an interview...

your mind is in the gutter again ladies. LOL”

“Ge, you didn't answer my questions.

And Willie Hung is not outside my window...


...unless he's suspended from the Chrysler Building because that is what I am looking at!”

“did she just call us stupid??”

“I don't think so, Gem.”

“not stupid, perverts. there is a huge difference”

“ok chat with you all later.







you stupid perverts and your toys and wids....”

“yupp, I am out of here too. See ya'll next week.”

“"Yes, it does. Now, what can we add to the 'quality' of this thread to keep it interesting?"
Treebeard
07:37:45 AM
04/09/04

Maybe we should talk about accessories?”

“What is a "wid"?”

“I thought the Coneheads took off in the Chrysler Building years ago.”

“Bear, talk of the 'accessories' would probably get this thread pulled for sure.

Bit, the only 'Wid' I know is the Legendary Wid, a comedian I worked with a few times. He is a Gallagher type in that he uses lots of props for his jokes. I followed him on stage and the amount of crap he leaves makes working rough!

Legendary Wid


Tilt, here's my view!

Views”

“Can Euphemisms be banned?

Push the Envelope - it's Friday!

Does a vibrating tallywhacker bring in more fish? I've been thinking of getting a ring...”

“Thanks for clearing that up! Although what he has to do with perverts and toys is still unclear to me.”

“I don't know, but he's a riot. I've seen him on Comedy entral a few times...”

“That's a good question, Bear. I don't know, but maybe if you hung two tiny ben-wa balls from it as sinkers, the fish may find it more attractive”

“Fish are into that?”

“Do fish have balls?”

“Ben-wa sinkers! What an excellent idea! I think maybe it would be better to have a whole string of sinkers, though. Attached by a single line......maybe they get progressively bigger.....for depth control?”

“"The Kinky Sex Lives Of Fish"

I think I'll write a screenplay...”

“Good idea, Bear. But you have to watch that you don't put too much weight on them. Maybe we can use the fishs' scales to weigh them!

...sorry, that was bad...”

“That sounds toooo familiar...”

“Do salmon have croquettes?”

“Fish playing croquet?

”

“Do Salmon Chase?”