tallywhackers and treasure trails

“Only for $10,000....”

“Only when chasing female salmon upstream...”

“with little ben-wa balls dragging behind them..”

“Here's a link because it's kinda big

Don't see too many of those anymore.”

“Anymore? you used to have some of these laying around, Bit? :)”

“Wish I did! They're worth more than face value now.”

“Apparently sexual obsession has replaced political obsession on TT today. Must be spring fever.”

“Hang on, we're about to switch to money..lol...”

“The Long Lost Salmon P.!

He of the expansive forehead...”

“Hey.... We're looping back to the Coneheads.”

“Damn, you gotta be careful, searching for coneheads!”

“I like my conehead.”

“So that's your pic I saw?”

“Frank Zappa - Conehead


Conehead...she ain’t really dumb
She’s just a
Conehead...’tater chip crumbs
All over her face
Is there any more beer
Stashed away at her place? she’s just a
Conhead...she can’t help herself
"she’s a conehead girl..."
Pitch her a ring
That is the thing
That’s getting her hot-uh
A hoop or a ring
Goin’ over the top of her conehead

"she is from a small town in france
’n she’s a conehead kind of a girl, kind
Of guy"
That’s what she gives me is-uh oooh!
Conehead
When she’s on her knees
The point is so high
I keep sayin’ please
Keep it out of my eye, she’s a
Conehead
(she’s a conehead kind of a girl, kind of
Guy, kind of a girl-thing...)

Saturday night
You’re home alone
The tv lights up
As her dad comes home
He’s been workin’ all day
At the drivin’ school
In a stupid-lookin’ hat
That he uses to fool
The people of earth
Who might get back
If they knew he was really
From remulak, where the
Conehead...people are from, where the
Conehead...people go to, when the
Conehead...people are done with their
Conehead...things that are fun
Connie the cone
Is dressed real neat
Like a teen-age girl
From down the street

But mom ’n dad
They don’t approve
Carbohydrates
Is all they groove
Connie’s eye
Has a tiny tear
But they rinse it away
With a case of beer

A bag of chips
’n fiberglass
Her diet’s a riot
I can’t keep quiet
I’d love to try it
But I think I’ll pass
To eat that kind of stuff they pack
You’d hafta be from *remulak*, where the
Conehead...people are from, where the
Conehead...people go to, when the
Conehead...people are done with the
Conehead...things that are fun, where the
Conehead...people are from, where the
Conehead...people go to, when the
Conehead...people are done, with the
Conehead...things that are fun”

“What picture?”

“oh never mind...”

“She gives great cone!”

“PRIMAT! THE SENSE-O-RINGS!”

“Yup it's still here.”

“Yep, mine's still here too...”

“under used and under errrr whatever but still there huh bitpusher”

“would it be bad, if I wanted to hit someone in the head with a tallywhacker?”

“Depends on whose head and whose tallywhacker...”

“whose head? his own
whose tallywhacker? his own”

“Then yes, it would be bad.”

“You can hit Tree on his head with his own tallywhacker?????????????

What attracted you to him in the first place?”

“It's freaky Friday and a Full moon

show us your Tallywhackers boys.....”

“O.O

We get a free TT peep show?”

“I am soooo sorry bit thats it is sooo small.”

“Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

No, not really. I'll show you mine anyway.”

“ugh, i think i'm going to be ill, LOL”

“LOL not the responds you were hoping for was it Bit.”

“well ok then.

but it's a little on the skinny side don't ya know...”

“There truly is no pleasing women, is there?”

“How to please a women:

Yes dear, as always, you're right.

I just wish I could force myself to say that everytime.”

“now that is HUGE!”

“ROFLMAO!

I thought DC had.......nuts!

The guy does look like an ex neighbor who used to abuse Thorazine. Of course he was always looking at the sky, muscle spasms caused by the abuse.”

“I saw The most beautiful stream flow from a valley covered in sage brush. it was majestic.”

“I miss this thread. Anyone want to play?”

“Fine! I'll play with myself! Me and my tallywhacker!
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“If you keep playing with it you might go blind”

“Really? My vision did start to go but after a few years of practice. I'm not sure one could come to the conclusion that my vision was affected by exercising my tallywhacker?”

“I say just play until you need glasses.
8D”

“Screw that! I started wearing contacts when I was 16!”

“think of the kittens mapleleaf...the kittens!”