tallywhackers and treasure trails

“these are just a few reasons why i love this place.
your all crazies!”

“Can we get a trip report on this.
lol”

“bearmagnet would have, but he had to bail out of his trip due to keys.”

“This may get yanked.”

“and who have
to bail
due to lack of gear”

“Well next time ha should carry cab fare.”

“"This may get yanked."
must hike
02:41:35 PM

You mean my tallywhacker?”

“The things that stop a trip! I bet that trail probably would have led to a baldface!”

“With a fissure?”

“The fissure would have been fun to explore!”

“Just make sure you wear a hat.”

“And who knows, maybe I would have had enough energy to continue my journey south towards......”

“The Back Passage?”

“I did forget to bring anything rainproof.”

“That's the name! Thanks Bit!”

“Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate”

“oh my @@”

“All these years I've thought tallywhacker was a Southern slang term.

Wonder what the origin of that term is. Bitpusher might know. He's the biggest repository of triva I know.”

“If he doesn't know I'm sure I could make something up.”

“but it was tree that said it first.

thats scary”

“Etymology isn't my strong suit, unfortunately.”

“I think "tallywhacker" is a British term.


mapleleaf, WTF are you talkin' about?”

“talking about what?”

“It is a British term...


How about a merkin? As long as we are 'fun words'...”

“IS THAT A JEWISH PICKEL?”

“Nigal will like this one...

I found one origin by doing a goggle search.

tallywhacker: It's a person that w****s off so much they have to keep a tally. ;-)”

“LOLOLOL

see I love you guys :D”

“Are you jerkin' my gherkin, Stove?”

“A merkin is a pubic wig...”

“Do a search. You will find it. LOL

matt is gonna so delete this thread.....
and ban us all......”

“in the shape of a pickel?

is that a another word for...ummm...errrr..condom?”

“Matt better not pull my tallywhacker.”

“if this goes then all hooters threads need to go to!!”

“Like I said this needs to be yanked.”

“I lost count years ago.”

“ewww its a wig for DOWN THERE?”

“Why would anyone need a Merkin???”

“Yes. Hence the use of the term 'pubic'...”

“I don't know! I just come up with the terms...”

“this is a joke right tree?”

“Maybe for a teenaged late bloomer.”

“Cancer patient, maybe?

With shaving so commonplace now, I can't imagine too many people wanting more...”

“No joke, Maple. The real deal...”

“Wonder if they make little disguises for the old tallywhacker?

Maybe a nose and glasses type set up.

In case you want to smuggle him out? Wait, that sounds sick. It's always being smuggled...”

“Mapes, we went over this item with Geobeet days ago.
Where ya been?”

“Um tree? ...
Wait I don't want to know.”

“why he wanted to order one?

sorry but being a female I swear I can spot a RUG a mile away!”

“You and Geo were discussing merkins? And I missed it?”

“Maple....hats off to ya...you come up with the weirdest threads!!!!”