BB's Official Weekly Moron Rankings

“1. Doofy Sr. (Bush)
2. FCC
3. France (tie)
3. Doofy Jr. (Strat) (tie)
5. Sean Hannity”

“Hey, Sean Hannity's on my "Twit of the Week" list, too!”

“Aero, feel free to add your "twit list" here! :)”

“That guy is a putz! What can I say about a guy that equates terrorists, despots and liberals as the evils that will destroy the world (all in one breath). Scumbag!”

“The Jack hole that cut me off the other day is currently on the top of my twit list.”

“Moron ranking:

#1: Tilt, obviously. What a know-nothing embecile.

#2: Tie: Stratdewd, Buddha Bear. Two people thoroughly brainwashed by propaganda.

#3: Violin. 'nuff said

#4: Phaedrus because of his faux objectivity.

#5: Bitpusher, just because.”

“Mutt, it's hard to have you in the running for the moron list because I've had you on ignore since its inception. Thanks for reading my posts, hopefully you'll learn something!”

“Mutt is just jeapous because BB didn't put him on the list! :)”

“jeapous?

inventing new words I see.

I didnt make both lists, so i guess its a good morning after all.

Hi Buddha Bear...”

“That's the one, Aero!”

“Buddha Bear, I'm not surprised you ignore me to save yourself further embarrassment. I'm smarter, better informed, and much, much more lucid in my arguments. By contrast, you're an unoriginal, uncritical, emotion driven bimbo (in Stratdewd's mold - just liberal).”

“Heh. I feel better about myself now.”

“Buddha Bear, you're an inspiration on a Monday morning.

Hannity is one of my favorite bags of crap!”

“5. Nigal- Thinks Hendrix was a hack and the Fender Stratacaster is over rated.
4. Nigal- He likes Hannity.
3. Nigal- He believes liberalism is the enemy of liberty.
2. Nigal- He’s a conservative.
1. Nigal- two words…NO PNATS!”

“Just say YES to PNATS!

(Nigal, learn to play guitar)

Then you might have an inkling of what you are talkin' about.”

“1. Richard(disgruntled employee)Clarke

2. John(im on both sides of every issue)Kerry

3. France(just for being France)

4. Iraqui insurgents

5. Who ever put out the ESPN Hockey playoff schedule on what games to show and what not to.”

“Viper,

Are you a Rush fan?”

“Viper2112
#5 that would be the NHL. They dictate what gets shown and where.”

“Nigal, you might think a toothbrush is over-rated if you don't know how to use one.”

“Ummh... Yeah Ive been a Rush fan since they came out with the original Album. I like Working man off that one! I have followed them up till about the time they came out with Presto and thats IMO when they started to fall off. My favorites are 2112,Carress of Steel,Fly by Night, and the greatest hits ones they have put out. I like all classic rock or just about all....whats that have to do with anything?

Oh and thanks about clarifying the Hockey thing. I just figured it was ESPN that figured out what to show, Seems like the first week all the "interesting" games/matchups were NOT shown and all the lame ones were shown. Thats why I wondered.”

“I was just wandering if your handle having the "2112" was Rush inspired.”

“Yes, I don't know why. I think it was when I was trying to play a online game and just tried Viper as a screen name and it said it was already in use so I was listening to some Rush at the time and decided that his views made sense sometimes so put 2112 at the end in honor of that great Album :). and I don't know if id say a "fan" I do like the way he thinks sometimes but don't always agree with him in response to your actuall question :). I seldom listen to him cause I am working 12-8am and am asleep during his show. I do sometimes listen to him and see where he is coming from on most issues and wonder what he is talking about on others.”

“'Imbecile' is spelled with two 'i's and two 'e's, Doctor Kissinger.

I nominate Muttley as Chief Latrine Technician (#&%!$house rat) of the Charlie Manson Fan Club (for those who advocate murder, but who are too cowardly to do it themselves).

I also nominate Bhud Bear as Official Cuspidor Cleaner of the George Bush Fan Club (for those obsessed with the people of France because they were right about Dubya from the start).”

“Hey, I was right about Dubya too.........what do I get?”

“Maybe a third alter ego.”

“I base my french prejudious purely on historical issues, and my ranking in no way should be viewed on thier Iraq v. Doofy Sr. War stance.”

“Bullshit.

It's based on your own 'shortcomings'.”

“I guess that's the cue for the rest of the dickless wonders to crawl out of the woodwork. Come on out, bitches! LOL”

“Murder? When did I advocate murder?”

“ask and ye shall receive..”

“"Murder? When did I advocate murder?"

I do seem to remember a comment about the assasination of our President Bush as being a good thing...oh wait...that was tilt that said that. Sorry Mutt.”

“Uh, talk about morons!

Boys, that kinda talk is highly improper.


I recall a news item about a gun store owner in Norfolk, Virginia being arrested for voicing a threat to Bill Clinton's life in '93.

He might be out of prison by now.”

“So I guess Tilt's going to prison.”

“I don't want to see any harm come to Dubya.

I just want to see him get drunk and trip over the dog again and knock himself goofy.


Wait a minute, he is goofy.”

“No no no Mutt! He didn’t say HE wanted to kill him. Just expressed his pleasure if anyone did it.”

“No no no Mutt! He didn’t say HE wanted to kill him. Just expressed his pleasure if anyone did it.”

“"I do seem to remember a comment about the assasination of our President Bush as being a good thing...oh wait...that was tilt that said that."

Nigal
11:58:32 AM
04/12/04



When did I ever say that, you fucking lowlife shit-for-brains?”

“Tilt, you are just another hateful liberal. >8^O


Nigal is such a trouble maker......BAN Nigal!!!”

“lol@tilt

Can't cite me advocating murder, eh? Now you're reduced to calling people poopy-heads. What a maroon.”

“What does Muttley think the result of firing rockets into residential neighborhoods might be?

Is he really that dim or simply sociopathic?


How about causing a war based on lies resulting in thousands of innocent dead? Does he think we were liberating the Sudetenland or something?”

“Tilt, it's not worth your breath dude. You can't argue with these people, they only argue to argue, and don't care about the facts or the issues.”

“"When did I ever say that, you #&%!$ing lowlife #&%!$-for-brains?"

It was some time ago when you were on one of your sanctimonious rants against French jokes. Do I have an actual link? No. There's just been too many sanctimonious rants of your to wade through to find it. I do remember it distinctly because here you were labeling me as a bigot (self admittedly) while making light of Bush being killed. If your selective memory makes me a low life shlt for brains so be it.

OK, now get back on that huffy bike and call me more names! I love it! Never stop! Talk about my mom too while we’re at it! Please! I need to be abused! 8)”

“Tilt may have been expressing his right to bear arms to overthrow a corrupt government. I have no problem with what he may or may not have said.”

“Nigal, what with your busy day of "self-abuse", how could anyone else find the time to pleasure you?”

“Tilt, okay, so it's your judgement, not mine. What I call killing terrorist militants who - against the Geneva Convention - hide among a civilian population, you call outright murder. And you handwave away the terrorists purposely targeting women and children as being morally equal to Israel's actions. You see, that intellectual dishonesty is why you have no credibility!

As far as Iraq goes, I've already explained ad naseum the geopolitical motivations involved, and the purposeful targeting of civilians (something a murderer would do) was never a part of the plan.”

“You can't argue with these people, they only argue to argue, and don't care about the facts or the issues.

And this is why Buddha Bear has no credibility. Pot-Kettle-Black. Oh, and it's particularly funny that he thinks he's stumbled on THE TRUTH, and the rest of us are believing evil lies! I'm embarrassed for him.”

“I've already explained ad naseum the geopolitical motivations involved,


Yes, you have explained this over and over, Mutt. That's true. How come our administration never explained this to us as part of their rationale?”

“They're a bunch of f-ups, treebeard. Still, just concerning foreign policy, I'd much rather see Bush re-elected than have Kerrey apologize to the terrorists for being mean. Other than that, f-bush.”