Great Backpacker Signatures

“How about some of the best backpacking related email signatures you have tun across? Or your own?

One I like.

That's not a map. It's a ToDo List! ”

“I came to a fork in the trail.
By the time I got to the end,
I had 8 place settings.”

“87% of all statistics are made up.”

“"I have walked with bears. I have heard the whispering of the great trees, I have felt their breath on my cheek. I have seen the heart of a glacier, pulsating, hot icy blue. I have heeded the voice of the Hawk, witnessed the birth of a dragonfly, and did I tell you? I have walked with bears!"”

“On the other side I used:

Take nothing but pictures; leave nothing but gear I can use.”

“Mine's not bp related but I still like it...

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."

-- Emo Phillips”

“"SS" on a windscreen and Pepsi can stove!”

“a bad day in the mountains is better than a good day in the office.”

“I love the smell of a shelter privy in the morning!”

“ewwwwww”

“"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us..."
Ralph Waldo Emerson”

“The rivers are our brothers, they quench our thirst. The rivers carry our canoes, and feed our children. If we sell you our land, you must remember, and teach your children, that the rivers are our brothers and yours, and you must henceforth give the rivers the kindness you would give any brother.

Chief Seattle
1854”

“WK - we sure *%$#%*! that one. :(”

“We sure did.

Read his entire speech. It's pretty frightening. Google search of Chief Seattle.”

“I've read him - the man was a prophet. Dern what we did. Dern.”

“We can enjoy what is left.”

“I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people in the world, I'm just saying we should remove the warning labels from everything and let the problem take care of itself. -Dub

Also removing the labels saves a few ounces.”

“"A day without sunshine is like... night."

-- Anon.”

“Sex, Trails, and Rock & Roll!”

“"In the wilderness is the preservation of the world."

--Thoreau”

“Life is not measured by the breaths that we take; it is measured by the moments that take our breath away! - Unknown”

“"Twenty years from you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain”

“When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.

Better to be tried by twelve than carried by six.

Never bring a knife to a gunfight.

I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to out run you.

Doc says 'You gonna die.'”

“Two roads diverged
in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, now where am I?”

“8/5 of people don't understand fractions.....”

“LMAO @ Stratdewd!!!!”

“Telegram to The Bureau of Indian Affairs:

"Don't do anything until I get back"

George Armstrong Custer”

“Why do I hike? If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand.”

“Trails are for poseurs.”

“Dang, PhantomSoul already listed one of mine. Oh, well...”

“i think john lennon said it best when he said

AHHH!!! DON'T SHOOT !!!”

“going insane while living in this concrete jungle.

Maple”

“Definitely not a hiking one, but...

One I like to adhere to....

"Jesus, save me from your followers"”

“WHOOAH indy.

save that for a "fuego" thread.”

“It's ok, really. I'm one of them myself....”

“Cracks me up everytime - it's so true....”

“"I prefer the saddle to the streetcar and star-spangled sky to a roof, the obscure and difficult trail, leading into the unknown, to any paved highway, and the deep peace of the wild to the discontent bred by cities."
(Everett Ruess)”

“"We have met the enemy...and they is us" Pogo

"Trust the government? Ask an Indian!"”

“"It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw."

Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes)
Bill Watterson”

“If you have never heard "bearsong", it's obvious you have never listened"”

“"coolness"

walkindude
04:59:09 AM
03/27/04”