Who do you WANT to meet?

“It's not Oink Oink is it?

ka ka ka ka ka ka sorta has a nice ring to it. Is there an official PNWH mating call? How about "Drinks are on me!"”

“Yeah, that would work for some of us, but not me! LOL.

It's definitely not Oink Oink... that's a little too much like "squeal like a pig..." YIKES!”

“I've heard the PNW is a bit like deliverance country.”

“I do cross the Chattahoocie (home of Deliverace) every day going too and from work... so it's not that far of a reach to think Oink Oink could be used as a mating call.

So it's not ka ka ka ka. It's not Oink Oink or "Drinks are on me". Hi hi hi hi hi just doesn't have the right ring to it.

*ponders upon the subject*”

“There's lots of people I still want to meet.

The good news is that if I live long enough, I intend to.

:)”

“Here is an explination as to why your friend got the shakes.

"The first stage is like ordinary drinking, the second when you begin to see monstrous and cruel things, but if you can persevere you will enter in upon the third stage where you see things that you want to see, wonderful curious things." Oscar Wilde

Sorry Scorch. Absinethe is just an interestin subject to me.”

“"Hey sis, you asleep yet?"”

“How about "here, let me carry all that heavy gear for you..." ??? That might work.

Then again, us PNW ladies are pretty independent and stubborn so it might not...”

“I was hoping the PNWH'rs would help shoulder my burden... not the other way around. Southers Belle's are much easier... a few flowers... a few chocolates... and a few sweet words. Animal noises, burdens of heavy gear, and shots of liquer makes attracting a PNWH'r sound unappealings. Hold on a second... animal noises... backpacking gear... liquer. Maybe I need to rethink my priorities.”

“"I have a full flask of liquor. I have a full flask of liquor."”

“Southern Belles are high maintainance! You couldn't take them on a week long bp'ing trip! Us PNW girls though... We carry our own gear, cook our men dinner in the BC, tell very inappropriate jokes, make animal noises and can drink the boyz under the table...

What's not to love? ;)

btw, I love flowers, chocolates, and sweet words too!”

“that might work for some, but not all PNWHer's drink! :p”

“Oh sure, brag how you'll drink bearmagnet under the table, then deny it!

I see your game! lol!”

“I was one of them! LOL.”

“Hey - I carried scorchie's gear after Dr Deet tried to kill her..... ok it wasn't far. ;op”

“Someone who can not drink Scotch or jager straight can not drink me under the table.

As for PNW people - don't they have the most "efficient" serial killers? They have that Green River somebody and that pig farmer psycho.”

“I have a full flask of liquor. I have a full flask of liquor.”

“You cook your own men dinner... but how about visiting men from strange foreign lands such as "Al-a-Bama". I'll bring the Hot cocoa.”

“I didn't say I COULDN'T drink Jaeger...I said it was gross! That crap tastes like Vic's 44 cough syrup. YUCK.

Second of all... The Green River killer has been arrested... They are still finding more bodies. I don't know who the pig guy you speak of is.

Third of all... Don't worry, some of us PNW girls are packin heat. ;) We'll protect you scaredy cat eastern boyz.

Alabama? Where the men are men and the cows are scared?”

“lol.. lol....”

“All I'm saying is if you think its gross then I can beat you in a contest. Gross leads to nausea leads to bowing down to the porcelin God! ;)

The pig guy from Vancouver and only the truly fearful carry guns! :)”

“Hey I'm not scared to come out west, just poor.”

“Cows are too tall... you're thinking of sheep.”

“and this threadis still goin nowhere fast!!

And what the h3ll happened to scorchy?”

“cook our men dinner - dicentra

Dang, West Coast women cook for their men? Most Southern Belles quit that ten years ago.”

“My wife still cooks sometimes.”

“1. I said it was gross... it doesn't make me nauseous. I've been drunk off of jaeger before. I just don't like the taste.

2. Vancouver (I assume WA, not BC) is a long way from here, so I'm not worried. Just cuz they won't LET you have sharp objects or guns...

3. I'm not one of the ones that carries heat. :p I can take care of myself with out it!”

“My mom never cooked for our family she would just throw soemthing in the oven out of the freezer and bam dinner!!

She COOKED once a year if that”

“Maybe Suthern Belles quit cooking for their men because the men refuse to travel "Suth"?”

“I cook dinner. I usually pack in the stove and food too! ;)”

“How come in all my relationships I do all the cooking? The pains of being a wannabe Metro.”

“I am a chef i always am cooking be at home from my bro-inlaw and sister or at the restraunt from random peopel that want #&%!$ cooked a certain way and they want only this and not that and ohh dont forget blah balh blah”

“My wife made dinner twice in July and once in August. Not for me, for the kids.

But who's counting?”

“I make my man dinner EVERY night, and this past weekend, I carried all our family gear, and cooked him a gourmet meal in the backcountry..he knows he has it good! Lol!
Yeah, I pack heat in the backcountry :-D”

“And I don't get to do it often enough...

Tell ya what DeoreDX... You make it out to the PNW, Sarbar and I will cook ya dinner! :)”

“"Drop the zero and get with the hero"

-Vanilla Ice, in Vanilla Ice cool as Ice

”

“He keeps me warm at night, and doesn't care if I "accidentally" pass gas at night in the tent...lol!
And he always buys me frozen lattes on the way home from a trip ;-)”

“(sigh) No one will cook for me except my mama.”

“OUt how to pack fresh lamb and some other ingredients i will cook the best food u have ever had!!!”

“What's with WA and coffee?”

“Sarbar TMI TopographyChallenged”

“lumberzac's talkin to YOU. LOL.”

“hehheh.....
They haven't even heard TMI here from me :-P
Wait till they hike with me!”

“

Preferably in my bed”

“Ask Sarbar about her *sayings*, boxer briefs and bad jokes...

”

“Yeah she is hot”

“BL thinks you're hot!”

“I've been to the west coast... you guys have nothing on native Alabamistanians on crude childish behavior. I mock your pitiful bad jokes, "sayings", and TMI's ;)”

“You've never hiked with me and Sar!

LMFAO.”

“Drool.”