Hooters Coming To Towson, Maryland

“techntrek, too bad you are moving up country.

There is a Hooters opening on East Joppa Road just west of Loch Raven Blvd.”

“I never would have thought the people in Towson would allow a Hooters to be built!! Times they are a changing! Maybe they tore down that disgustingly overpriced Hudson trail outfitters.LOL”

“gosh I am trying to imagine where that will be.

Yeah, who wants to go to Hudson when there is an REI right there in Timonium”

“MarkO - I live 2 minutes from there, at least for another 2 months. I go through that intersection every day to/from work. I may need to swing by. Must be going in somewhere close to Baynesville Electronics?

SW - It isn't really Towson, its Parkville. I am surprized that Hudson has lasted that long in the high-rent district with EMS and REI as competition, especially since they are now both in lower rent districts (Padonia Rd and Timonium Rd, respectively).”

“Yeah, great! Now that my daughter has graduated from JHU and I no longer have any reason to visit the area.”

“Now you have a reason.

Nudge, nudge.”

“techntrek, hOOters is taking over a fairly small club right across from Baynesville Electric.

I think it was called Rascals.....looks like it was originally a fast food joint.

I was going to Guitar Center for some strings and to fondle Telecsasters.

My oldest son will be 21 next month and I have never been in a hOOters before.......hmmmmmmmmm
Maybe I should consult with counsel about taking the plunge.......chili?

Hudson Trail Outfitters is still there.
I think I bought a map there once.”

“Go to the Grand Opening!!!!


They usually bring in talent from around the region for the week during grand opening. It is the best time to go.”

“Thanks, counselor!

THat's just the kind of encouragement I need.”

“You'll need to change your trail name to MarkOO”

“I just looked at their web site and there is nothing about the new one.

At the top of the page:

Delightfully Tacky Yet Unrefined”

“aero, you silly dog!”

“Saw it today. Had jury duty in Towson and came across Joppa to come home. Looks like they are hiring...I wonder if that manager has a camera in the changing room (like that other idiot that got caught).”

“Hiring?

I'm a pretty good cook.”

“It's Hooters, MarkO, not Cooters!”

“LMAO, aero.

Hey buddy, who needs hOOters with a job like mine.

The tattoos are showin'......help!!!”

“Hooters Trivia ----

The first children's book that was published in the United States was called Spiritual Milk for Boston Babes in wither England Drawn from the Breast of Both Testaments for Their Soul's Nourishment.

http://www.monitortoday.com/u_know-05-02.html”

“We've got one right here in Lawrenceville -- one of only 3 in all of NJ. I wonder why there aren't more. What gives?”

“I saw something on the news about a manager of a Hooters(not sure which one) got busted for taking pictures of the girls in their dressing room. He had a hole drilled in the wall like porkys or something lol”

“Yep -- and he got busted seven ways from Thursday!



(oops! sorry about the pun! LOL)”

“that guy was out in CA, not sure which city”

“And the Hooters here in Towson STILL isn't open (or it wasn't a week ago). Sure takes them a long time to hire.”

“I saw a sign out front of that place that said,

Hiring...All Positions Wanted

Hmmmm!”

“Yeah, all positions in the changing room that has the mini cam!

No wonder it takes to long to hire...

"Ok, I need you to change into all 34 of these outfits, and while you are in there make sure you do some sit-ups and jumping jacks.

We, uh, want to make sure all our employees are limber before they start their shift. Yeah, that's it."”