How to start a marriage off right

“For shotgun weddings?”

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His & Hers bulletproof vests?”

“That is a roadside shop south of Keyser, WVa.”

“Dang, I gotta get back to West Virginia ! !

Its been four weeks”

“So who got hitched?”

“gotta love this new dsl. that to no time at all”

“What cracked me up was how the liquor stores in Arizona sold guns, too...

One Stop Shopping!”

“That is way too funny”

“I've passed that place a couple dozen times and told myself that one of these days I have to stop and snap a quick photo. One of these days finally came.”

“Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html”

“they're married????”

“How many 'Good Behavior' days is Bubba going to give him during his sentence?”

“Damn I think my contract was, I will make the money, you will spend the money, I will be responsible. (LOL).

All I can say is Tom Cruise better think twice about his relationship with this guy.”

“Please God, tell me it's my ex he married!”

“May not be your ex but I am betting it will soon be HIS ex....
Kidnapping is kinda serious...wonder what contract his "Prison Partner" will set for him?
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“My ex deserves him.”

“He showed this to her, and she married him anyway?”

“THe contract came up after they were married.”

“LOL Bit! that's what i don't get! What is her story?”

“If I showed something like that to my wife, she would smother me in my sleep.”

“Oh, and that's irrespective of whether or not I expected her to follow it.”

“THe contract came up after they were married.”
treebait
3:05:38 PM
2/17/06


OK. But it must take a special kind of #&%!$ to make a contract like that. There must have been big clues, no? I mean he must have an interesting overall personality. And I don't think it's "Mr. Rogers".

So is she Blind? Stupid? Desperate?”

“Was this a mail order bride?”

“WOW !! FREAK !!!!

he should be taken out and shot and she needs her head examined.”

“BM I have those same questions.”

“I bet when the smoke clears, this will turn out to be a joke document like the crap you see on emails. Somewhere at home I have a contract to date my daughter that's pretty hilarious. I hope no one would present that as something I would actually try to get a kid to sign.

Then again, maybe this is a seriously sick dude.”

“How in the hell did TSG get hold of my marriage contract???????”

“Ahahahahaha! That is too funny! But seriously, that is one sick individual.”

“What is this doing here? This is the standard contract for conduct in teh dark corner! lmao...”

“Spirit gets one GBD.”

“I'll use it tomorrow. can I wear panties?”

“No!”

“:(”

“:D”

“You mean yall DON'T have a contract with your spouses? What kind of freaks come to this board?”

“I wonder if I can copy his?”

“Heck yeah you can, what could go wrong?”

“Day, I have quoted the terms of the contract I serve under (LOL). Then I remember one of my coworkers who left a 20 year marriage to the guy we all thought was MR PERFECT. He had some minor problems. The winner of the strange change was in the last 5 years he demanded she take a COLD SHOWER for 10 mins to chill her skin, then lay totally stiff on the bed.....This finally got out during a "girl talk" session on Friday lunch.
The girl who heard it came to my office to ask if that was "wierd".”

“She had to ask if that's weird? My wife only chills for 5 minutes. Seriously though, these folks have major, major control issues. I'm not sure if my wife would tell me to go to hell, laugh in my face, or both after she read about 1 sentance of that thing. I'd be disspointed in her if she didn't react that way. One line in there summed it up when is said slave. That's no relationship, that's servitude.

The comment above about wondering what his cell mate contract would entail was pretty hilarious.”

“Maybe Daydreamer can send Cujo up there to be his buddy?”

“I'm thinking he should room with the Chinaman named Mr. Wung Hung Wee. They'd become fast friends.”

“There are only 2 kinds of men in a marriage. Those that "know" their wives run the show & those that haven't realized that yet.”

“First after I read this I'd walk up to the sick puke like I was going to hug him and knee him, and as he was falling I'd knee him in the face!

I hope he has a control freak Bubba for a room mate to see how many GDB's he loses the first time HE moans during anal!”

“This finally got out during a "girl talk" session on Friday lunch.
XL400236
3:34:04 PM
2/17/06

...and the reason they included you in the girl talk was...???”

“Did anyone else notice that the large "fancy" lettering he used for each of the headings was sexual position in the shape of the letters of the alphabet?


This guy is creepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Respect and compromise.”

“LMFAO @ Catshiker and Tango.

Yowch!”

“I wonder how he overlooked homemaking and cooking responsibilities?”

“meet your girlfriend on TT, date her for two weeks and then marry her, because she is so awesome.”