Stinky Underwear

“So I haven't done laundry in about two weeks and I'm down to my last pair of underwear and they are the pair that has huge holes in them and are held together by threads As I would like to avoid doing laundry for awhile longer I need to know how long you can wear underwear before they go bad. And how often must you apply Febreeze?”

“You can only get 4 days out of any pair. Front, backwards, inside out front, and inside out backwards.”

“Stop airing your dirty laundry on the internet...”

“{Note to self} Make sure Dub has done his laundry before I meet him.”

“Don't you wish you could air your dirty laundry on the internet? Could you imagine the "interesting" smells?

LZ...four days eh...I think I'll use those words of wisdom.

Where's a woman to do your laundry when you need one?”

“Oh, you're going to Feminist Hell for that one...”

“I've been there...it's a terrible place filled with men who let their women leave the kitchen.”

“Yep, Scorchy's gonna kick your ass,,,except she may not wanna get that close now...”

“Exactly, so you see, I am safe from the feminists.”

“So how much hate e-mail will Dub get for that comment. Can we get some odds here?”

“I dunno, a lot.

I wouldn't be worried about Scorchy if I were him. I'd be worried about Tango puttin' a hurt on his ass...”

“I'd be more worried about the unseen lurkers on this site.”

“Oh, and stinky underwear ain't so bad, it's sticky underwear that you gotta worry about...”

“Hey, I find it unacceptable that feminists are given their say and that chauvinists are not. This is an outrage! :-D I think I'm going to buy a domain to lead men into the right direction! A direction where women are back in the kitchen, baking some pie!”

“Just dump em in a pail with a box of baking soda.

Let the arm and hammer absorb the stinky odors.

Select, shake and wear.”

“Go for it Al Bundy.”

“It's several orders of magnitude cheaper (and easier) to either make or buy your own pie, Dub...”

“LOL, and Dub is still as clueless as the rest of us about women.”

“Eric Cartman is a leader...listen to his wise words here on the subject of women, pie, and laundry. Mp3 format.”

“so you're not getting any then dub? ;o)”

“What an odorous thread!”

“It stinks to high heaven, Stovie!”

“Apparently not y^2 as my laundry is still in the floor.”

“Must be some sort of PhD thesis here for someone on how to develop galloping crotch rot.”

“didn't I read somewhere that you have a girlfriend that you want to take hiking? I really REALLY would make sure the undies have no holes and smell april fresh!!

ya know...if you wanna get any on your trip. lmao”

“Dub, with an attitude like that, you will get no pie!

Don't get any of that chemical de-stinkifier crap near your mojo sack......you might be sorry.”

“two weeks? c'mon I usually wait at least 4 weeks before doing laundry, 2-3 days per pair of underwear, 2 days per pair of socks, it all works out in the end.”

“mojo sack?

Nice!”

“"Hey, I find it unacceptable that feminists are given their say and that chauvinists are not. This is an outrage! "

Dub


Feminists are not chauvinists and should not be considered on par with male chauvinists.

Feminists are seeking equality, not superiority.”

“You could always free ball it.”

“Commando!

That ever popular Schawrtzaneiger movie!

I butchered the speling there.”

“Yeah, didn't Tom Petty sing a song about free ballin'?”

“Feminists are seeking equality, not superiority."
MarkO
02:08:09 PM


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never been married to a Feminist have you? ;-)”

“Maybe IT wasn't a "feminist", Stovie Ray!

It could've been one of those "B" creatures.”

“Yeah, every feminist I know is seeking superior rights to make up for their "suffering." They think men owe them something. Anyway, this thread is not about feminists or chauvinists...it's about dirty stank ass laundry.

And yes Gemini, I am taking a girl friend backpacking to Mammoth Cave this weekend with the CMB Kult. Guess I'll just have to break down and wash some drawers...but then again...commando...”

“mapleleaf is the Queen of little appropo pics”

“actually Maples pix looks more like a diaper.......forget washing the u/wear..go disposable, get depends.


Mooohahahahaha”

“shhhh it is a diaper. but Dub wont not the difference”

“Okay I get it! I was trying to figure out what was going on in that picture...I thought the dude was burning his wang on that thing...but now I see it is stinky drawers!”

“THE "BRIEF SAFE"



The "Brief Safe" is an innovative new diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown). To add realistic smell, check out "Doo Drops" on Page 67.”

“LMAO”

“Note to self:
Never tour the "brief safe" manufacturing facility.”

“Ah....clean underwear and clean pants....they feel so nice.”

“My grubby pants "feel" good.

Looks and smell might not be too great after a hike though.”

“You might want to try hiking underwear that use evil thing they call....shhh..."cotton." No, they don't dry as fast and the hold sweat...but they stink less after 3 days.”

“I'm heading off to do laundry.:-( Have to fight with other owners in the condo. Hope I can get at least clean underwear!”

“"You might want to try hiking underwear that use evil thing they call....shhh..."cotton."




Are you out of your #&%!$ing mind?”