Old Woman says No! to being eaten

“When asked how he's doing, the man replied, "I have my ups and downs."”

“The alligator spit her out because she was tough?”

“craziness”

“When animals fall from certain heights they instinctually spread their limbs and let there whole body smack the Earth at once to better absorb the impact. That's why you can throw a cat out of a window 12 stories up and have it survive.....I mean when a cat falls out of a window.....”

“"...as long as the YOUNG women don't object the world will keep goin' 'round..."”