Take your daughter to wrok day.

“today is also take your daughter to work day.
I have twignut here with me.

anyone else”

“my mail order child bride has yet to arrive from thailand.”

“I put mine to work, she's been shredding, a lot.

We are an accounting firm after all ya know.”

“I miss those days. My daughters are all big and moved out. Back in the day, though, I used to take them to the construction sites. Every other year their mom took them to the hospital with her. It's a great idea.”

“So is "wrok" a cool radio station?


hhehehehee”

“What the hell is "wrok"?”

“Hi twignut, Hi mapleleaf!

: )”

“Here, they have "Take your kid to work" day, and it's limited to 9-12-yr-olds. But my daughter is home sick today anyway.”

“wrok?

HHAA typed that one fast sorry


Dun, maybe they should start a

"Take your daddy to work day"
I would love that.


"Take your parent to school or work day"”

“yo yo yo....twignut up in the hiz-ouse ...wuts good G's??....twiggy-z is out...1!....yes i am white hahaha”

“Personally, I'm waiting for "Take Your Grandpa To Work Day".”

“hey thats a good idea maple, maybe once she's in college they'll make a take your Dad to school day and she can take me to the sorority house.”

“wrok lobster!


Down, down down...”

“I already have my kids convinced that when my wife and I get old, they have to take care of us.”

“Wrok 'n' Wroll!”

“My 5 year old is making shoes for Nike.”

“Dang, Aero, is your daughter living in Indonesia?”

“First lesson... Internet... go to dictionary.com ... type in "wrok".

:-)”

“my daugther is in Germany, but I am gonna pick up my 13 year old son from school today, then after I picked him up...I'll strangle him. Yupp!! that's what I do! can you tell he's in trouble!”

“Now, Gem, boys will be boys...what did he do?”

“If I'd known ahead of time that was today I'dve had the day to myself and Laurel would be terrorizing HPM's coworkers!”

“That's not how you spell wok, and why would you want to put your daughter in one?”

“Does that mean I can bring Skooter with me? She's my only female parrot : )”

“lol geo, you wrote it, I thought it...

bit...he's a lying piece of ...boy!! lied to the teacher, lied to me. I am gonna scare the sht out of him. Got to punish him somehow. Maybe I even send him to a drug test. then I am gonna cut him bald.”

“Scorch gave birth to a parrot?”

“Ohhh, I get it. She's gonna put the parrot in the wok! Silly me!”

“No! She's evil but I wouldn't want her in a wok.”

“When you give birth to a bird, does he come out pecker first?”

“SO GROSS I'm officially done with this thread LOL”

“Gem...extra chores are often just what the doctor ordered...”

“I pulled ALL privileges, the x box, took the tv out of his room, took away the skateboard, said no tv even in the living room, basically took away his life. He can still come eat with us, but other than that, it's pretty much homework, chores and then extra homework.

The grades have improved.”

“yeah, I am gonna keep him very busy and I'll take ALL the previleges away from him. Of course I won't cut his head bald, but that's what would really teach him.

I am serious about the drug test. I am a really a little worried.”

“might a little rebel stop doing drugs if you test him or start doing drugs if you test him?”

“good point!! that crossed my mind too.”

“I get mixed feelings on the testing issue, not sure if it would matter from his perception, might just piss him off and prove you don't trust him, even if you don't right now it could backfire on you later.”

“Ah, don't shave his whole head, just a strip down the middle! j/k”

“haha and paint it bright yellow”

“Wrokkkkkk,”

“"W-R-O-K-K in the USA"”

“Wrraaaaaakkkkk!

sound of Scorchy's parrot in the wok”

“That's what I was thinkin' Bobo.

Scorchie's parrot;
"Wwrrooookkkkkk, eat it, wwrroookkk, eat it."”

“hell just strat smoking some pot with him...he wont think its so cool then...oh by the way gemini...have you ever smoked pot? or whatever you think he may be doing...”

“Tell him the piss test is to make sure he's not pregnant, LOL”

“gemini...
take him backpacking and make him carry the heavy stuff....:)

at 13, my son thought it so totally uncool to go ANYWHERE with his mother...it was like being punished....:) his 13th year was the hardest one for me...
hang in there girl!”

“om, that's too funny. I actually talked to him about that today. I said I'll visit him for lunch and act stupid every single time. Give him kisses and all that good stuff. Spit on my finger and rub the dirt of his face... stuff like that. :)

He actually thinks I am pretty cool (got to pad myself on the shoulder there for a sec) but he does not like to get kissed in front of everyone. (Of course)

Not sure if you where joking, but the backpacking idea is a good one. I may just do that if he gets in trouble again. NOt sure why I haven't thought of it.”

“take him out on one of your hikes. you know the nice and easy ones. like the one you took your neighbor on.
what was that?
oh yeah, a 10 mile 5000ft little walk.”

“okay, to get this straight!!! I didn't bust him because he was smoking pot!! That was just something that crossed my mind.

Thought only a fried brain would think he could get away with this.

I would really kill him then. It was "ONLY" missing work and him lying to me!!”

“Gem, likely one of his friends from school got away with doing the same thing using the same excuse, and he thought he'd try it out on you.”

“As a teacher I would like to see this Take-Your-Child-To-Work Day to summer. There are too many days off from school as it is and several kids use ths as an excuse to play hooky. IMO”