“Nigal,I hope you have a great birthday! Its been a pleasure knowing you the past 4 years and an honor to count you as one of my closest friend. Have a great day!!!!!!”

“Have a great day! Go crazy!!!”

“Happy birthday, Nigal! Have a great day!”

“well, well, well.... happy b-day to you!!”

“Halfway through the thirties eh? Have a happy Nigal, and many more!”

“Have a good one Nigal.”

“Through the hills and the hollows, let it echo, "Happy Birthday Nigal!"”

“happy birthday, ya bum!!!!”

“Again?









Have a great b-day, Nig!”

“Happy Birthday, Nigal!”

“Have a fan-frickin-tasic B-Day, nigal.

You rule!”

“Congrats on making it another year. :)”

“have a good one, ya old fart! here's your present...

”

“LOL!

Happy Birthday Nigal!

It's pants off- all day!”

“Take your pants off and have a ball!”

“Remember those MTV interviews with the 1996 Presidential candidates?
MTV: Mr. Clinton, do yo prefer boxers or briefs?

Clinton: "Boxers"

MTV: Mr. Dole, how about you- boxers or briefs?

Dole: "Hmmmm, Depends"”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUMPKIN





”

“WoW!”

“Happy Birthday Nigal!!!”

“Nigle, I hope you have a great birthday! Its been a leisure knowing you the past 12 years and an bonor to count you as one of my closet fiends. Have a great day!”

“Nigel you old git, happy birthday!”

“You look great for 48!!

:-P

Have a good one!!!!”

“Happy birthday. I expected someone that burned out to be much older.”

“happy STINKIN birthday nigal!

you're ok in my book...even if you are one of those neandrothal troglodytes....

hope to hike with you sometime soon....but i'll stay upwind, i heard you have a major-league gas problem.....”

“Happy birthday!

for your birthday I give you a piece of information that will change your life:

Krogers bags make good pants.”

“Happy Happy Birthday!!!”

“Happy Birthday, And Many More... now 48 spankings are a lot, but will a pinch grow you an inch:)”

“Happy Happy Joy Joy!
Have a good one Nigal!”

“I should have sent a gift.

Oops, I already did and he tried to send it back. Screw you.”

“Happy birthday, Nigal. And remember, you're old enough now to know better than to vote Republican. Kerry for President!”

“What everyone else said....




Party on!”

“Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains. - Winston Churchill”

“Is it your brother's B.day too? Not only are you a dirtbag, now your older than dirt you old bag. Hope you have some fun today buddy.”

“Happy B-Day”

“Birch, you miserable bassturd...LOL! Thanks guys. I had a great time this weekend slogging through mud, picking ticks, sweating to death, freezing to death, exhasting myself and playing with my new GPs that sucks. Oh AND I'm 35. Does it get better from here?”

“Happy Birthday Nigal!”

“Nige, you're an old geezer now!”

“had a good one I hpoe. Y bear!”

“I got home dead beat from hiking and had a hot shower and about three pints of Buckhorn Tavern Stout. The world is looking better now.

It was just one gear failure after another this weekend. My trusty old 50 degree bag froze me out, the filter that bacpac gave me died (just like his love for me), my last good pair of poly boxers blew out, and my brand new eTrex Ledgend has trouble getting a signal even on a hill top with no leaf coverage. Dang...”

“OUCH.... get rid of the GPS!”

“Yeah, dat pos is goin' back from whinst it came.”

“Nigal,

Its a good thing that your gear failed! Now you get new stuff. I am sure Mrs.Nigal agrees, if not have her call me as I can be very persuasive. I advise breaking out the grandaddy of all key phrases..." I am a victim" .You have seen this argument work for me, it'll work for you too. Good luck!”

“" I advise breaking out the grandaddy of all key phrases..." I am a victim"......"


I'll second that suggestion!”

“i'm the system's b1tch....”

“Happy Birthday buddy!!!!!”

“Sweating and freezing this weekend? 35 is too young for menopause!”

“"I advise breaking out the grandaddy of all key phrases..." I am a victim" ."

Come on birch, you know how I feel about liberalism. I can't stoop even for new gear. I know she's softened up on the filter (she said, "Well, you have had it a few years haven't you?). Sucker! She has shown weakness that I MUST exploit quickly! I know I'll get the new poly undies because she cringed when I showed her the 3-4" raw spot on my thigh. What was the brand of shorts you were telling me about again?

The summer bag will just have to wait.”

“is there a time limit as to how long we have to keep saying Happy Birthday to people?




HAHA you old geezer!”

“the ungerwear brand was "Andiamo" they are sold at REI, prolly in the cycling section. Good luck with your shopping spree.”