Out On A Limb?

“The persons depicted in this story are real and are in no way related to the Tree Family native to Thebackpacker.com! Any likeness, real or imagined, to the Trees is purely coincidental!

Now, with that, it has been said that there's never a dull ,oment in New York CIty. The time: Earth Day 2004. The setting: Central Park in midtown Manhattan. Thje rest speaks for itself...

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“LOL I heard about this on the radio this morning.”

“Not that there's ANYTHING wrong with that.”

“Right, Grem. One of them probably had a WOODY that wouldn't quit and they were just BRANCHING out to to improve their sex lives. I think that gets to the ROOT of it!”

“I guess you could call it a treesome.”

“lmao @ LZ!!!”

“Ya know, maybe we three have gotten to know each other and our bizarre sense of humour a little too well. It's only a matter of time before we get seriously flamed.

JMHO.”

“You may be right, Grem. I was kinda figuring this one may just take off today. I mean, Bitpusher hasn't chimed in yet...”

“I just now got to work...

It looks as if they were PINING for each other, and simply could KNOT wait any longer to satisfy their urges...”

“hey nigal told me to go home and hug my tree for earth day.

think this is what he had in mind?”

“I think those guys went a little beyond hugging...”

“i love one line in the paper this morning,


"Two lovers, naked as jaybirds and apparently as crazy as looneybirds, climbed a tree in Central Park yesterday"


Damn birds!”

“the one guy looks like freddie mercury”

“The other looks like Shelly Long!”

“I just went on a walk ,,but couldn't find any trees without splinters.”

“was it a pu$$ie willow?”