Congratulations ScorchFire

“Congratulations Scorchfire. Nice job!”

“Congratulations darlin :)”

“: )Thanks”

“300 pages, were they triple spaced?”

“No, Buddha Bear, they weren't triple-spaced.”

“Got graduation pictures back yesterday... well, the proofs actually. I took a photo of it with the web cam, so it's not the best quality. At least my eyes are shut this time:

”

“Very pretty picture, Scorch! However, you look like you have a large, glass dome around you!”

“It's the cone of silence!!”

“LOL... it's the proof. It's in a cardboard frame (which is the dome). I didn't feel like scanning it, so I just took a picture of it with my web cam.”

“Scorchy under glass!”

“I looked like a dweeb in my graduation.

Wait a minute...I am a dweeb! DoH!”

“Someone took the chocolate cake out and put Scorchy under this glass!”

“It's the cone of silence!!"
BowlderMan
12:38:06 PM


LMAO

what is that on your neck? a pimple?

hehe sorry had to say it :)”

“Scorchy cleans up good.”

“MMMMMMMM

Chocolate Cake!”

“what is that on your neck? a pimple?

The lump is behind my ear you fool! I'm getting it checked out this Monday :(”

“VERY cute...Scorchie..”

“congrats”

“So I got more good news today... the school newspaper staff called and left a message on my machine regarding my senior thesis on serial killers... they want to interview me on my research and take a picture for the newspaper. He said that my advisor recommended me : )”

“Give them the picture of us all standing around with Artex masks on!

Scorchy under glass... LOL!!!”

“Yea, yea, I'm in a winter wonderland globe.”

“Dangit Melvin, we should've had sushi tonight!”

“Congratulations! Great job. Can you give any details on the defense?”

“Way to go kid!

I have a tent to give you as a graduation gift, but it's still stuck up someone's patooey.”

“what's a patooey?

Is that like a yam or a potato or somethin'?”

“nope, it's like an arse, a$$, donkey, or a bobo.

btw - Yam is gonna kick YOUR patooey.”

“Yams are a sub-tropical plant, native to the Caribbean and Asia, and imported into the U.S. and other countries. The Yam is a vining crop that requires almost a year to develop.

Me... Afraid of a sub-tropical vine???”

“Hey Scorch:

















Congratulations.


















Can we stop this BS now?

;)”

“The Yam is a vining crop that requires almost a year to develop.

Capn Bobo
07:16:35 PM
05/06/04

You forgot the end of the description: and when the vine has matured after that year, it can reach out and strangle unsuspecting capn's that happen to wander by.”

“Good one, yam!

Phil, the thesis was on criminal profiling and how it has benefited catching serial killers. The questions I got weren't too strong considering the amount of evidence I had to back the claim. My main topic was that profiling produces and shows similar characteristics (both background and killing tactics) among the known serial killers and can help catch others are at work every day.

Interesting factoid: The FBI identifies 10-12 new serial killers per year.”

“among the known serial killers and can help catch others are at work every day.

Typo: ...among the known serial killers and can help catach the others that are at work every day.”

“catach = catch”

“Well done Scorchy!”

“Thanks : D”

“Congratulations Scorch, sounds like you put a lot of hard work into the project.”

“Serial killers... evil incarnate.”

“: >”

“Congrats to you too!”

“For Information Contact:
Bill --------, Media Relations Manager, (sorry, blocked out his last name and phone number and my last name)

An Arcadia University Senior Says Profiling is Key to Catching Criminals

A recent study by Arcadia University senior Melissa -------shows the importance of doing criminal profiles. “These profiles can narrow down the search tremendously for law enforcement,” says -------. “That alone can be a real difference in catching a criminal.”

For her study, -------, a resident of Warminster, PA, did a case study of five of the most notorious serial killers, including Jack the Ripper, Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy. She then looked to see the common traits among them and found that all had a history of abuse, all had anti-social personality disorders, all seemed very popular among their neighbors and friends and most of the murders usually had a sexual aspect to them.

“Criminal profiling is fairly new compared to other techniques,” says -------, a 1998 graduate of St. ------- High School in Northeast Philadelphia. “But these types of profiles increase the likelihood of catching a suspect.”

------- says that the FBI narrows down 10-12 serial kills per year.


------- graduated from Arcadia University with a B.A. in Psychology and a minor in Biology in May. She can be reached by calling Bill --------- in the University Relations Office at blahblahblah.”

“Just curious, what evidence is there that Jack the Ripper was abused in his childhood? Is there something in his letters?”

“pretty cool Scorch!”

“No, he took it out of context... I said to him that MOST serial killers (by looking at profiles) show different types of abuse/neglect in their childhoods. Then he asked what case studies I did throughout the thesis and I told him the names of some of them. Then I guess he thought that since I said MOST that Ripper was included.

DUMB REPORTERS!”

“Ah yes.

Waiting for Geo and lizs to read this, lol...”

“I mean... I love reporters. They are sweet, and cuddly and.... I love them?”

“Too late.


lol...”

“Oh, congrats on your first misquote, BTW. Not the last one, I'm sure.”

“funny how that #&%!$ happens. you know that right now, someone who is up to speed on this info. is reading your press release and saying,

"man, that ----- chick doesn't know what the hell she's talking about"”

“I know right, I emailed him to tell him it was wrong just now.. I don't think it's printing for another month.”

“Congrats, Scorch the Ripper!”

“Careful, I might rip you”