I am the foremost purveyor of crap on th is forum

“This one's for you, Ewker!”

“Lord knows I try - but yeah - your threads suck pretty bad.”

“See!

I'm crappy, but proud.”

“Thinning out the herd.”

“Only if he hadn't already procreated...”

“I guess he might have found something. Surprised he made it to 59.”

“Maybe he was in prison most of his life or something.”

“SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (AP) -- A couple on a low-carb diet were kicked out of a buffet restaurant after the manager said they'd eaten too much roast beef.

Sui Amaama, who along with his wife have been on the Atkins Diet for two weeks, was asked to leave after he went up to the buffet at the Chuck-A-Rama in suburban Taylorsville for his 12th slice of roast beef.

"It's so embarrassing actually," said Isabelle Leota, Amaama's wife. "We went in to have dinner, we were under the impression Chuck-A-Rama was an all-you-can-eat establishment."”

“The last time I checked, roast beef would still make you fat.”

“They should sue!”

“violin - don't feel bad. I think your threads are way more crappy than bit's. ;-)”

“Everyone should now refer to Dub's tagline in his profile, I'll try to repeat it without looking at it.

I'm not saying that we should get rid of the stupid people, but lets just remove all the warning labels and let nature take its course.

or something to that effect.”

“I agree with the title of this thread and its author.

:p”

“I think Lizs would give you a run for your money when it comes to sheer number of new threads, but yes, Violin has you slightly beat in the crap dept.”

“this thread is like watching the "battle of the twits"”

“there, there...you both hard-core Eat It.”

“"Suckage Wars, Part Two"”

“So are we dealing with low self esteem this morning? It's a little like the classic, 'I'll bet you my horse is slower than your horse.'”

“You can't really be the biggest purveyor of crap because you're aware that it is crap. You know it's crap when you post it and even roll around in it, revelling in the crapiness. I'd have to vote for anyone posting who things their "crap" has value (i.e. "does not stink").”

“Ya crapped out, Snake Eyes...”

“Oh crap.”

“In other words, 'Er schiest weiss'?”

“What kinda $h!t is that, Gremlin?”

“bit, you are the crapmaster! How do you do it?”

“I dunno, I'm just talented that way...”

“well keep up the good work!”

“Everyone has a talent somewhere!”

“Mostly INTERESTING cropola!.....”

“But you missed this one:


Twin indicted in man's death

Prosecutor calls brothers' fight over hamburger 'stupid'

An argument over a hamburger escalated to a fight that left one twin brother dead of a gunshot wound and the other indicted Thursday on a manslaughter charge, a Baton Rouge prosecutor said.
An East Baton Rouge Parish grand jury indicted Jermaine C. Booker, 31, of 10839 Clearview Ave. in Baton Rouge, on the manslaughter charge in the death of James Booker, a New Roads police officer.

"This is a stupid event that led to a tragedy," said prosecutor Mark Dumaine.

Manslaughter carries a sentence of up to 40 years in prison.
[...]
Dumaine said James Booker had asked his brother to get him a hamburger Feb. 11.

James Booker decided that his brother, a security guard, had taken too long to return with the hamburger, and that led to an argument, the prosecutor said.

A police affidavit says the argument escalated into a physical confrontation and ended up with both men brandishing pistols. The father of the men heard a gunshot and ran to the kitchen where he saw Jermaine Booker holding his brother and yelling for someone to call 911, the affidavit says.

Jermaine Booker told police he accidentally shot his brother and did not intend on pulling the trigger, the affidavit says.

Dumaine said alcohol played a role in this incident. _{no kidding?} James Booker died from a gunshot would to his head.”

“you still aren't worthy to carry bit's crap bucket.”

“Must have been some burger.”

“Maybe the bun was shaped like Elvis.”

“Content unsuitable for Canu7cks.”

“Glad you’re back bit! Violin was tryin’ to take back some territory whole were gone. I guess the only time he can even compete is when your gone. LOL!”

“Well, even purveyors of crap have to have a vacation sometime. Thanks for watching my back though, Nigal!”

“All Hail King bitpusher!
Foremost Purveyor of Crap!!! ;-)

Welcome back, bit. We missed you.”

“Be sure and check out my new crap threads. One is a crappy trip report, and another is a crappy news story!”

“so who holds this title now?”

“oh, anyone on any given day i suppose, LOL!”

“Braggart!”

“whom?”

“"I don't need Viagra - knock on wood."
~Larry the Cable Guy”

“My hubsand Gissmaeioux gots the VERRY STINKY doodoos latley. Prolly all them Texican snaks he eets at werk.”

“I noticed that one of the ads that pops up on this thread is for a company with website:

letsgoaero.com


Coincidence? I think not!
last edited: 6/07/07 5:41:46 PM”

“Hmmmmm, aero certainly is a maestro of crap.”

“Weird crap?  Stupid crap?  Nasty crap?

I think we have numerous contenders.”

“yes there are many that are full of crap!”

“If Peter Boyle were still with us, he'd say, "Holy Crap!"”