Dave Chappelle Show

“Anybody watch the Chappelle show? Local cable doesn't carry Comdedy Central, but I've seen some of his skits through downloads of the internet.

I've seen the Samuel Jackson commercial (parody of Samuel Adams beer), Trading Spouses (parody of Trading Spaces), and the Nxxxxxx (parody of "Leave it to Beaver," sort of.)”

“You haven't seen the sesame st. parody dealing with std's????”

“Haven't seen that one.”

“OMG! The best bit yet! I almost pissed my pants!”

“I'll see if I can download it. I really wish I got Comedy Central. My small town cable suxxxx”

“Get a mini dish.
I have Directv.
Only reason I see to have cable is for internet access. I may switch back just to get the access. This 56K dialup sucks.”

“The World Series of Dice was classic!”

“I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!”

“How about the skit where he goes to the internet.”

“I missed that one...”

“Toughest thing about pledgin is missing the wednsday night chappel show.

I'm white, and hes a racist black; but hes so funny I enjoy him.... chappel is awsom.


I'm rick james, #&%!$!”

“The Wayne Brady episodes were great.”

“Ice Tea is white!?!?!?

Holy crap!

How's it goin'?

I wouldn't assume that Dave is racist......he's an actor.....he's puttin' on an act.

Love the show.”

“i like the one where he's blind, and racist, and thinks he's white! moo haa haa. we don't get cable anymore in our new apartment...WHAT am i going to do?? holy crap, i just realized, no more Reno 911!!!!!”

“Wayne Brady's gonna choke a #&%!$!”

“What?




What?






OK!”

“Why is thread 'fuego'?”

“Why is this thread 'fuego'?”

“Well, I could foresee a possible racial discussion happening and thought it might be better to be fuego than general.”

“OK. I thought it was time to ban matt.”

“Its great entertainment.

The racial thing is his schtick.

lyra, you are watching too muck TeeVee.”

“White people are easy to make fun of!”

“look MarkO, after the intellectual strain i'm under posting to TT all day, i need a break. got it, buddy?
:-D”

“Did anyone see the "race draft"?”

“never mind, we get cable now! Tarpy talked the cable company into $45 a month for cable PLUS internet. moo haa haa!”

“With the third pick in the 2003 Racial draft, the Jews pick... Lenny Kravitz!!!”

“That was comcast Lyra? How'd he manage that. They told me one price but then charged another #&%!$ers.”

“yep, Comcast! i couldn't believe it either. it used to be like $95 or so for the exact same thing in the other apartment! he's a little silver-tongued devil.”

“could he talk to them for me? Fortunatley the bulk of my cable is included in the rent, yay!”

“nice! it's such a bummer to have to pay to rot your brains out.
;-)”

“I'll have you know I watch very educational shows..... you're just an MTV addict ;op”

“"look MarkO, after the intellectual strain i'm under posting to TT all day, i need a break. got it, buddy?
:-D"
lyra
10:30:44 AM

Yessum! ! !”

“Who needs MTV?

Where I work its bellies and boobs wall to wall.

Most of the girls do manage to cover their butt crack though.”

“That's a relief!”

“MarkO, do they have any job openings where you work?”

“That show is so funny. What about the skit where a white family's name is Niger. They are called the Niger family. It's one of his best.

Also the skit where Dave grows up blind, so he's told that he's white. He becomes racist, and hates black people, and becomes a member of the klu klux klan.

He's really good, but I don't know how blacks tolerate him since he goofs on them all the time.”

“
I was ridin' on a train to Austin, Texas
When a very lovely lady sat next to me
When she got up to eat
She asked if I would hold her seat
I was more than happy to
And now there's more I'd like to do

I wanna kiss her but... she won't let me
I wanna whisper sweet nothin's in her ear
I wanna hold her behind... closed doors and more
I wanna kiss her but, she won't let me....

When she returned, she said she was an actress
She showed me an album of pictures of her opening
Which she'd been sittin' on
She seemed as sweet as she could be
But I could clearly see
She was the kinda girl who stole men's hearts
Then wrecked 'em

I wanna kiss her but... she won't let me
I wanna whisper sweet nothin's in her ear
I wanna hold her behind... closed doors and more
I wanna kiss her but, she won't let me....

Well, I'll never forget that train ride down to Austin
We shared a seat, and we shared our tales
But as my heart tries to leave her behind
Regrets are all I find
'Cause I'd hoped I'd get that girl
In the end

I wanna kiss her but... she won't let me
I wanna whisper sweet nothin's in her ear
I wanna hold her behind... closed doors and more
I wanna kiss her but
I wanna kiss her but
I wanna kiss her but
She won't let me.......


"I Wanna Kiss Her"
Tim Cavanagh”

“"MarkO, do they have any job openings where you work?"
lumberzac
01:22:39 PM

Uh, yeah, the crack of Dawn!”

“Yeah, the std one was hysterical.”

“Yeah, the std one was hysterical.”

“Well looky here, <G>”

“Did anybody watch the "playahata" awards last night? Classic rips!

"I have to get home to put some water in your mother's bowl"

ROFLMAO!”

“Chapelle is wearing a huge white fur coat and one of the other dudes says something about Dave forgetting to vacuum the coat.

Dave says, "This coat is made out of your mother's pubic hair."”

“"If the Internet was a real place it would be disgusting and intolerable."

-- Dave”

“Spambusters, Bitch!”

“wwwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaaaatttttt?”

“Do you have proof of insurance?
WHAT?
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“yyyyeeeaaaahhhh”

“In The Future....

Star Jones will have two jobs: She'll do The View, then she'll take off her wig and do the weather.”

“That show rocks!”