Dave Chappelle Show

“it rolls too”

“Dave, Ho's. Ho's, Dave.
Evenin' #&%!$es.”

“I just downloaded the clip, "Racial Draft."

Hilarious.

Jews: I think the Jews will select Madonaa. She was born Catholic, then became a whore, and has now converted to Kaballah.

Funny when the whites selected Colin Powell, but had to take Condelizza Rice to keep Powell.

The blacks selected Eminem. They allowed the whites to keep him and return got OJ Simpson back.

The Asian delegation take Wu Tang Clan.

Too funny.”

“It was funniest because they had to get a ruling on Powell's blackness.

Funniest show out there!”

“And I don't get it on cable in my town. That blows.”

“You don't get Comedy Central? Where do you live Turdistan?”

“Close, Alabama!

I live in a small town outside B'ham that only has a local cable company. One thing is universal here, we all hate our cable provider.”

“That sucks! Ya need to switch to Dish. It’s cheaper than cable and more channels too.”

“I've thought about it, but don't really watch enough TV to justify it.”

“That didn't sound quite right. I just have basic cable. It's maybe $30 a month. The extra cost for Dish or a higher end cable package isn't worth it to me.”

“I'm not sure what the most basic package is for Dish because I have the extended package. I'm an internet jukie and normally only watch when at work or with the wife as she unwinds from the day. When I do watch I like the stuff like NG Channel, Discovery, History and some of the braindead stuff.”

“I'm into Chopper Challenege on Discovery for some reason lately.”

“No kidding! Did you see the end one where they got all ten winners to build one bike in three days and then they crowned the overall winner? Man, that blue and white bike Chica built with the hydraulic non-kickstand is the sweetest bike I have ever seen! They said the thing was already sold before the end show…for $200,000! My second favorite was the black industrial bike with the twist clutch.

I hate the freaked out mutant bikes.”

“I don't know why I like that show! I'm not into choppers (but I have a bike). I like all the cool paint jobs. My favorite was where they built one around a lawnmower engine. The other good parts are where Dad chews out Mikey and sends him off on some dumb errand. He'll walk in the shop in the morning with a cup of coffee and the whole shop is watching him to see if he's going to blow!”

“Oh American Chopper! OK! That show is funny as hell. Paul Sr. was on a rampage on last night's show. He chews him out for not being on schedule but as soon as he gets on a roll he comes out and chews him out for a messy shop and makes him stop what he's doing and clean the shop. WTF? I'd hate to have that barrel chested brute breathing down on me in a rage. LOL!”

“Wonder what would happen if Jr. just came in one day and said, "F you old man, I'm doing this on my own."

I'll bet he'd do well.”

“My wife bought me season 1 on dvd this weekend. It’s a lot funnier uncensored. Ya get the full flavor.”

“Oh, I might have to find that and get it. I was listening to the Bama game on the radio from work yesterday and heard a bunch of commercials that sounded like his voice. I don't even recall the product, but they were funny. A soft drink maybe?”

“Dave is one funny guy.

Dad is always quoting skits and rolling on the floor in laughter. Why Mom's hair, I swear, turns from white to red from laughing so hard. I've even caught Laura after going to bed getting up and sneeking the TV on and watcing Dave.”

“The visual of that is hilarious.
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“Yeah, he does Pepsi commercials now. It only cost $24 and it's all 16 episodes.”

“Student suspended for wearing Klan garb

A City High School student earned two things for coming to a school Halloween party dressed as a Ku Klux Klansman: the prize for scariest costume -- and a five-day suspension.
<snip>
The student was acting out a skit from "The Dave Chappelle Show," a Comedy Central cable show that often pokes fun at racial stereotypes.

A skit on the show last year involved a blind member of the Ku Klux Klan who finds out he is black.
<snip>”

“IMO, the kid should not have been suspended. On the other hand, he should have had to discuss with some of the students who were offended why he chose the costume.

I think the school missed a good opportunity for a discussion that would have done a lot of the kids some good.”

“http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,156271,00.html

Dang! He really is a wild and crazy guy! ;-)
(Yea, yea, I know that term isn't PC)”

“I prefer "bonkers"”

“"I'm not crazy. I'm not smoking crack. I'm definitely stressed out.""I'm not in a mental facility,"
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,16556,00.html?tnews”

“If I wasn't crazy and just stressed out I wouild have chosen a cruise rather than a south African loony bin. Hope he gets well soon. Season 2's coming out on dvd soon.”

“NEW YORK - Time to face the facts: Dave Chappelle's hit Comedy Central series isn't coming back, says one of its stars. "`Chappelle's Show' is over, man. Done," comic Charlie Murphy told TV Guide. "It took me a long time to be able to say those words, but I can say it pretty easy now, because it's the truth."

Chappelle's sudden "spiritual retreat" to South Africa on the eve of his show's third season has left the series in limbo since May. About half of a new season had been filmed before Chappelle left, Murphy said.

"I'm disappointed it ended the way it did, but I'm not angry with anybody," he said. "`Chappelle's Show' was like the Tupac of TV shows. It came out, it got everybody's attention, it was a bright shining star, but it burned out and for some strange reason, it burned out quick."

Comedy Central has always said the door is open for Chappelle to return, spokeswoman Aileen Budow said Wednesday.

Network chief Doug Herzog met with Chappelle on June 3, but that has been their last communication, she said.

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“This blows! You wanna check out some of his funny bits. Check this out.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comedycentral.com%2Fsitewide%2Fmedia_player%2Fplay.jhtml%3FitemId%3D11923”

“Darkness!”

“Dave's doing standup on Comedy Central right now. Dude is the funniest!”

“"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a #&%!$?"

One of these times I'm going to watch that episode and literally die laughing.”

“Dave freaked out for awhile and went to, I believe it was, South Africa to chill out. They said his fame became overwhelming, but I think it was something else.

He is funny. That skit he did where Oprah was having his baby was a riot. He went into work the next day kicking over cans in his office saying how he didn't have to work anymore since Oprah was having his baby:)”

“WHAT!?”

“Yeah, it wasn't too long ago that he disappeared to Africa. When you travel that far, you have to have something to hide. I guess no one (paparazzi) bothered to follow him there to see what was up.”

“Geezus Lippy, what are ya, Entertainment tonight? :) He had two seasons as one of the highest rated shows, signed a deal for $50 million dollars and then he had to come up with material to try and top season 2. That's a lot of pressure. He checked himself into a clinic in South Africa to rest and get his head right. Can you blame him for wanting to keep his private life private?”

“N - Cocoa said he heard that the half of season 3 that was filmed will be aired but that it won't have the standup lead-in.”

“

"I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!"”

“WHAT?!!”

“WHAT??!!”

“Yeah, it wasn't too long ago that Lippy disappeared from New York and ended up on the west coast. When you travel that far, you have to have something to hide.”

“Rush, yeah, so what? I may have things to hide, but you will never know what they are. My sister does say that NY is a safer place now that I left.

Hmmm, is that statement true or a red herring?”

“Hey LH, I thing Rush likes you. He sure seems to anyway.”

“Lips is a fugitive from a Puerto Rican street gang of transvestites. She tied all their street clothes in a knot and painted Mexican flags all over their cars while the gang was having a lingerie party with members of the New York Jets.

I read about it in the Globe.”

“Hey LH, I thing Rush likes you. He sure seems to anyway.

Oooooooh yeah! There ain't nothin' sexier than a plump, biker-dyker, KKK housewife!”

“Crack is gay.”

“Noncomformist, they say when you are little kids and a boy teases you he likes you, so you may be right. So should I be scared? LMAO!!!!:)

Rush, I was 115 pounds in that motorcycle shot. My motorcycle instructor for the saftey course I took wondered if I could hold the bike up since I was so thin. Dyke? Well, many bikers are lesbians, but I don't go there. KKK, please, it's after Labor Day and everyone knows you don't wear white sheets after Labor Day, LMAO!!!! Even if it's only me that's laughing, lol:) I crack me up:)”

“LH, I have never been teased by a boy in my life (except for Nigal, and the jury is still out on him) so I'll just have to take your word for it. In fact, I prefer to take your word for it, lol.”

“Life imitates art: http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,635175667,00.html


About 25 years ago, Ron Stallworth was asked to lead the Ku Klux Klan chapter in Colorado Springs.

Problem was, the outgoing Klan leader didn't know that Stallworth is black.

"He asked me to take over the lead because I was a good, loyal Klansman," said Stallworth, who had been in constant phone contact with the Klan leader while leading a yearlong Colorado Springs police investigation into the Klan.”

“That's amazing.”