Parents of the year!

“During a recent game, Lakewood High (search) coach Brian Bruch told a player to get his "black a--" back into a huddle. Big mistake.

Bruch has been suspended without pay, has lost his coaching position, will be transferred to another school to teach math and will have to take a workshop on "Celebrating Diversity."


Sounds like he was celebrating diversity”

“Fox left out a key part of this story. According to WXIA-TV ATLANTA, she couldn't roll her own because her finger nails were too long.

It's not like she was being lazy or something.

That kid had it coming to him.”

“I figured it was because ol' fumbly fingers was out of 2.0's.”

“That's the headline, but personally I think the fact that she was pimpin' out her younger daughter is a bit more grievous.”

“As long as you get a sweet ride out of the deal, I see no harm.”

“Guarantee the mom is a drug addict.

Gives new meaning to..."Wanna take a ride in my baby?"”

“I want to know what kind of wine it was that she was drinking.”

“Must be pretty good to take it and leave your kid.”

“Mad Dog 20/20”

“I was thinking that as well as Night Train!”

“Thunderbird!



It's a good week!”

“http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8022400/

Don't know if I'd want a mom quite this cool.”

“Thats kinda funny.”

“I promise I dont know those people.”

“I just saw the headline and sh*tcanned the story.”

“Parents Hire Stripper for Son's Birthday Party

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — A couple pleaded guilty Thursday to hiring a stripper for their son's 16th birthday party and were sentenced to two years probation.

Landon and Anette Pharris, who were charged with contributing the delinquency of a minor, also were ordered to take parenting classes.

The parents hired the stripper to perform at a September party attended by about a dozen young people.

Cassandra Joyce Park, 29, who police say used the stage name "Sassy," danced for a few hours before partygoers took up a collection and paid her $150 more to fully disrobe, Anette Pharris said.

The stripper and the man she was with were also granted probation.

Police were tipped off to the party by a photo developer at a drug store who saw pictures of the occasion.

Pharris said after being arrested that she tried to do something special for her son.

"We even had grandpa there," she said.

Second story”

“It's not like they took him to a Minnesota
whorehouse or anything...”

“You think grandpa got a table dance?”

“o jesus tittyfvcking christ. its not like they gave him meth or anything. at 16, i was seeing all the boobies i could get my eyes on”

“Sick. http://www.news4jax.com/news/4886027/detail.html”

“Hell, they never arrested my mom for doing that.”

“oops! nevermind!
last edited: 8/23/05 6:01:04 PM”

“I gotta tell you, as a parent of 3 I never have done that ... but it has crossed my mind more than once on those long family trips.”

“Is that not about the sickest thing you've ever read? And the kids were all adopted or foster kids. The "parents" should be euthanized.

"Police said no charges had been filed against the parents.

"Basically, the parents thought they were providing for the protection of the children from themselves and from each other," said Sommers"

AH WHAT????
last edited: 9/13/05 4:29:06 PM”

“Hopefully mom and dad will each get a cage of equal size---for their own protection of course.”

“"Cool mom" in trouble again!

Original story from January
last edited: 9/27/05 1:36:31 PM”

“I nailed your "cool" mom dude!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/gijoepsa24.mpg”

“this was big news locally in Denver last night.”

“LARGO - The Roy family came to the city for a Sunday outing: a visit to Largo Central Park and its Bluegrass Strings and Crafty Things festival.

But the Roys accidentally left someone behind: 5-year-old Jonathan Roy, who was found wandering Largo Central Park looking for them.

Robert Roy told police he saw all 10 of his children heading toward their blue van when they left the park, Largo police Sgt. Ryan Dulski said.

"The dad said he saw them all following him and thought they got in," Dulski said.

But Roy, 53, and his family drove home to St. Petersburg without Jonathan.

About 2:16 p.m., Jonathan was found wandering the park.

Police tried to find his parents but had little to go on.

Jonathan wasn't sure of his parents' names and didn't know his address or phone number.

He did remember that he came to the event in a blue van, but officers had no luck running the license plates of similar vehicles in the parking areas.

Several announcements about the missing boy were issued over the loudspeaker but got no response. Police walked the park with the child for a bit, hoping to find somebody he recognized.

About an hour later, police brought Jonathan to the station.

After the Roys got home, it actually took them a little while to notice he was missing. They were getting ready for another outing when one of the children said Jonathan was seen on the couch after they got home, Dulski said.

But soon Jonathan's parents discovered he was not there at all.

They phoned the Largo Police Department.

"They realized they were short one and immediately called us," Dulski said.

The parents came to the station, and Jonathan was released to them, Dulski said.

http://www.sptimes.com/2005/10/04/Northpinellas/Parents_forget_son__5.shtml”

“better not take 'em hiking. might get left behind.

Jeez, wasn' there a movie about this.”

“yeah - Joe Dirt”

“At 5 the kid didn't know his parent's names or contact info? By 5 he should!”

“By the tenth one, you just get tired of repeating that crap, TnT...”

“Joe Dirt...what a movie.
I can giggle over that guilty pleasure for hours. ;-)”

“When I was a Cub Scout my den went to the Longhorn Rodeo in the Detroit Silverdome (man, am I dating myself or what!) The show was fun but when it was over I turned around and couldn't find my den. I looked and looked but no luck. Somehow I wandered into an office and asked for help. They sat me down, gave me something to drink, and called my mother. Man, she was pissed. Turns out they basically left without me and nobody noticed. When my mom called the cubmaster she didn't have a clue that anything was wrong.

Now back then it was a "live and learn" event. Today it's a "you hit the jackpot lotto since you can now sue the Cub Scouts into the stone age" event. Sad.”

“Times have changed. When my Cub Scout den goes out on a field trip, the parents typically come along.”

“If they're dumb enough to end up with 10 children then they're surely dumb enough to leave one behind somewhere.”

“I want to know how many children they really have. I bet one or two are still wandering around Wal-Mart somewhere.”

“that story was a good find!! jeez louise. 10 kids, i think i'd try to lose some on purpose! and yeah, who doesn't know their own parents' names at the age of 5?”

“Jeez, why is it considered a crime in America to have a lot of kids?”

“I've always been worried about losing a boy on a Scout trip, never have lost a boy but did leave a Dad behind once.”

“My guess is that they were purposely trying to lose their dumbest one.”

“LMAO...after one of my middle school softball games my mother left my brother at the ballpark. We get home and it hit her like a ton of bricks....good times.”

“NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND

NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND
These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee
(I really think it's NC) school district. Spellings have been left intact .

1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY.
PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.

2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK
AND I HAD HER SHOT.

3-- DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN.
28, 29, 30, 31, 32 AND ALSO 33.

4-- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY.
SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.

5-- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS.
YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.

6-- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH
TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.

7-- CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL.
HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.

8-- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE
SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.

9-- CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS
AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.

10-- PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL.
HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.

11-- PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE, DYREA,
DIREATHE), THE SH**S.
NOTE: [WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED OUT].

12-- PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY.
HE HAD DIARRHEA, AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.

13-- IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE
MISSED HIS BUST.

14-- PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING.
IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT.

15-- I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE DON'T
KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.

16-- PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY.
WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE
THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.

17-- SALLY WON'T BE IN SCHOOL A WEEK FROM FRIDAY.
WE HAVE TO ATTEND HER FUNERAL.

18-- MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED.
SHE SPENT A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES.

19-- PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY.
HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.

20-- PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY.
SHE WAS IN BED WITH GRAMPS.

21-- GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS
SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.

22-- PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND
UNDER THE DOCTOR.

23-- MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER, SORETHROAT,
HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH.
HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AN SORE THROAT,
HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER.
I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER, SORE THROAT AND FEVER.
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING GOING AROUND,
HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.

NOW WE KNOW WHY PARENTS ARE SCREAMING FOR BETTER EDUCATION FOR OUR KIDS.”

“how do we know that the kids didnt write these?”