Losing my composure on the JMT

“

AHHHHHHH!!! JIM, GET ME OFF THIS #@$%@@*#%&! TRAIL!!! I NEED PIZZA! I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP WITHOUT PIIIZZZZZZAAAAA!!! IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS NOW, I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE! THAT'S IT! GET ME OOOUUUUTTT OF HEEEEEERE!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOW!! AHHHHH!!! PIZZA!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!”

“hahahahahahahaaaaa Buck!”

“very nice hair for such complete loss of composure

Did anyone with a transporter grant your wish??”

“LMAO!”

“LOL!

Ah yes. No pizza and beer for weeks at a time will do that to you.”

“couldn've been doing that bad. Picture is still looking great. :)”

“I still say Buck is Verne's long lost brother!”

“The picture is so clear. Can't you just smell the trail funk?”

“Yeah, he looks like a wino with that piss, uh, sweat-stained T-shirt.”

“I see the photo and all I can think of is Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes."”

“FULL COOL! (Which is what we say in French - seriously).

I had been missing Buck and it's good to hear from him.

Lucky sod.

Doug”

“You're a funny man, Buck.
















But looks aren't everything. :)”

“Gremlin, how do you say, "full cool" in French?”

“Did he get his pizza?
LOL, buck is da man!”

“It's 'full cool'. It's from France, of course, but it's catching on here too.”

“Way cool?”

“I think, as it applies here, Gremlin meant to say "fool cool."
;p

That is a GREAT trail picture, Buck!!
>:D

I'm jealous that you had a week of freedom to get yourself in that condition...it's beautiful, man. Brings tears to the eyes...sniff sniff - oh wait, that might just be the strong post-trail polypro shirt stench!”

“Ain't it funny to come upon clean-smelling people after days of stank in the woods?

When we were on our last day in Olympic we started smelling clean day-hikers the closer we got to civilization.

These hikers were also in no kinda shape to have gone where we had gone.”

“

OKAY. I feel a little better now. No, it wasn't pizza, but I had just had a big batch of Mountain House® Lasagna and kicked around the contents of my pack a bit to release some frustration, anger, and severe pizza withdrawal anxiety, but it's cool now. I'm okay, really. Nothing to see here. Nope. Move along.”

“Dang, Uncle Jed, you seen Jethrene 'round?”

“Dang litterbug! ;-)”

“thats too funny...
my first thought was that the dogs left you a land mine..”

“LOL you look like the bum on my street corner near where I work.

hey can i have my buck back please?”