ynamiynami must be soooooooooo embarrass ed

“geo, me no habla espanol”

“C'est Francaise, M. deaddog, n'est pas espanol.”

“si, si, oui, oui”

“Ja, Da, Na'um ...”

“Les jouets sont tres gentils. Pas!”

“Geez.
And I thought the Brits and Norse were getting along swimmingly these days...”

“"Does London have a lot of freaks or something?"

bitpusher
12:38:09 PM
3/15/05

Not since Y2 left... :D”

“Gives new meaning to the term 'London Broil'.”

“Um, Nigal.

That's what I linked to, two posts before yours.

Do you have your pants on or something?”

“scrambled eggs and brains”

“Dirty frickin' scooper! LOL!”

“what happens when you do have guns
http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2005/03/13/hotel-shooting050313.html”

“No, that's when you have gun + fringe religion + mental disorders.”

“Well, at least the hotel/church shooter didn't sautee their brains...”

“I'm sure the seven are all pleased about that ;o)”

“But they were all saved , right?”

“snip....In his first public interview since receiving the award, Murphy - who has convictions for robbery, burglary and assault - said that he did not care about the response.

"I deserve this money and I don't care what anybody says about me," he said. "I'm going to buy a big house so I have a place to live with me mum when she gets out of jail. I might buy a few houses - I'll buy whatever I want." He added: "The papers just call me a yob and a thug because I've been done for robbery and assault but those were just silly stupid little things, like.

"I want to spend my money the way I want without people interfering and I want to have a prosperous future.

"I want to take my mates to Liverpool games and get a flash car. This money is mine now and I'll do what I want. I don't care about anyone or what they have to say about it."...snip

more:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/03/20/nyob20.xml”

“The money will be gone before the year is up.”

“http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15312928&method=full&siteid=106694&headline=why-did-i-eat-his-brains--my-local-kfc-was-closed-name_page.html

CANNIBAL KILLER'S 2 OTHER TARGETS

Mar 20 2005


CANNIBAL KILLER'S 2 OTHER TARGETS

By Justin Penrose


CANNIBAL madman Peter Bryan told a psychologist he killed a man and ate his brain "because KFC was closed at the time".

The monster - jailed for the rest of his life last week for two sick murders - laughed and added: "It was definitely finger-licking good."

The psychological report by Broadmoor doctors, seen by the Sunday Mirror, reveals Bryan said he had already chosen ANOTHER two victims and that he had "strong urges to taste the souls of men again".

Just days later he DID kill again - smashing the head of a 60-year-old fellow patient into a wall. The report describes Bryan as "calm and softly spoken", but also gives a terrifying insight into the mind of the killer, who chopped up a victim's brain, fried it in butter, and told police: "I enjoyed it. It was really nice. I'd have done someone else if you hadn't come along.""

When asked who he wanted to kill, Bryan answered calmly: "I have seen a couple of nature's misfits that are likely fodder in the evolutionary food chain."

Bryan, 35, a paranoid schizophrenic obsessed with voodoo witchcraft, killed his friend Brian Cherry hours after being let out of hospital because he was believed to be harmless. Before that he had spent 11 years in mental hospitals after bludgeoning a 20-year-old girl to death with a claw hammer.

The report describes how Bryan responded to voices he heard in his head and boasted about his murders. It says: "Mr Bryan stated that a voice speaks to him... pressed to elaborate on what the voice says to him Bryan responded 'wait and see'."

The psychologist added: "We spoke at length concerning his murders, of which he appeared proud and took great pleasure in describing to me in graphic detail. He offered no explanation as to the ferocity and violence involved in both offences except to say that 'carving them up meant I owned their souls'.

"When asked to explain this he went on to say, 'when they are taken apart their spirits can't rest.' He also said that by eating the brain of a victim all the knowledge, feelings, anger and love they possessed would pass to him."

The report concludes that Bryan "demonstrates attributes of a severe personality disorder which in my opinion make him an extreme danger to himself and others around him".

The madman first struck in 1993 when he bludgeoned Nisha Seth, 20, to death at her father's shop in Chelsea.

He was sent to Rampton mental hospital, but by 2004 had been transferred to an open psychiatric ward where, fatally, it was decided he was free to come and go during the day.

Last February - hours after ward staff said they had no concerns about his mental state - he visited Mr Cherry, 47, at his flat in Walthamstow, East London, killed him and ate his brain.

He was arrested and held in a medium security unit in Broadmoor, where 10 days later he attacked inmate Richard Loudwell, 60, who died two months later.”

“Bryan, 35, a paranoid schizophrenic obsessed with voodoo witchcraft, killed his friend Brian Cherry hours after being let out of hospital because he was believed to be harmless.”

“Flying Sausage Breaks Man's Nose
Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Beware of flying frozen sausages.

An Englishman learned that the hard way Monday afternoon, according to British wire services.

"He was driving his car when the offending item came through his open window and hit him on the nose," an ambulance-service spokesman told reporters.

The unnamed man, 46, had left work and was heading home to South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, east of London, when the meat missile entered his vehicle.

Despite having broken his nose, and losing a lot of blood, the driver declined to be taken to the hospital.

"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window," commented the spokesman. "I have never seen or heard of anything like this before."

Police said they were looking into the incident.


First story”

“Dang!
Bit beat me to this type of post AGAIN! ;-)”

“A quarter of the globe people, a quarter of the globe!!!! ;o)”

“What good is hard-line gun control when you have to deal with meat missiles?”

“It coulda killed him.

He was so lucky that he did not get to 'meat' his maker.

Not that English sausages have any meat in them now that they no longer have a breadcrumb shortage.”

“When frozen sausages are outlawed, only outlaws will have frozen sausages.”

“Now, that's funny.”

“Are frozen sausages made by contact with frigid women?”

“hummm a potatoe famine again - shooting sausages from potatoe guns must be a desperation measure”

“

A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish - faggots.

The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.

The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country.

The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.

They displayed their fanaticism for the delicacy during quizzes, role-plays and mock commercials.

"The nation knows that the Cornish pasty, Yorkshire pudding, haggis and fish and chips are great British dishes, but all too often the faggot is left off that list," said Janet Doody.

Her husband Fred added: "It's unfair because faggots were a British delicacy long before any of the others.

"The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."

The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas, and will be launching the awareness campaign on Tuesday at Liverpool University, followed by visits this week to Nottingham, Leeds, Sheffield and Birmingham.

The competition was organised by faggot producer Mr Brain's Faggots.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm
last edited: 7/15/05 5:04:19 PM”

“ahhhh faggots.”

“Say what? What the hell is it?”

“It's british food...does it matter? Fish & chips is the only brit food I've ever had that was not too bad. Some places make pretty good fish & chips, even.”

“it's kind of like a meatloaf recipie, with onions, shaped into balls and served with onion gravy. They are pretty good though typically not made with the best meat.

And they do go pretty well with chips. Years and years since I've had them.”

“i thought the funny part was their last name. Doody. Hee hee hee”

“maps
Check out which country has the most best restaurants. And the top of the list ;op

http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/29/pf/goodlife/restaurants/”

“LOL! I thought that was funny too em!

Oh, so essentially they are meatballs. Ok. Whatever.”

“the doody family eats faggots. man, this has gotta be a joke”

“they eat faggots for dinner and have spotted dick for dessert.”

“o no they dont!”

“yes they do, spotted dick is an englush pudding (maybe a bread pudding? not sure)”

“english pud?”

“faggotts
spotted dick
english pud

Sounds like a new diet fad.”

“i bet bacpac would be interested”

“Flip-Flop Flap Fuels Fundraiser

CHICAGO (AP) — The latest White House flip-flop controversy has nothing to do with John Kerry.

After Northwestern University's national championship women's lacrosse team visited the White House last Tuesday, a group photo showed several players wearing flip-flop sandals along with their dresses and skirts.

A controversy quickly followed, with the Chicago Tribune's front-page headline on Friday quoting an e-mail player Kate Darmody's older brother sent her: "YOU WORE FLIP-FLOPS TO THE WHITE HOUSE?!"

Family members of other players were also dismayed, saying the footwear was too casual for a visit with the president.

"Don't even ask me about the flip-flops," said the mother of player Aly Josephs. "It mortified me."

The players have defended their attire, arguing they wore a dressier version of the casual sandal.

"Nobody was wearing old beach flip-flops," said Josephs, who wore a $16 brown pair with rhinestones.

Darmody, 22, added: "I tried to think of something that would go well with my outfit and at the same time not be that uncomfortable. But at the same time not disrespect the White House."

The young women are trying to turn the controversy around. They plan to auction off their White House flip-flops — and give the proceeds to a 10-year-old girl with a brain tumor.”

“what's the world coming too?”