Chili goes to NYC?

“Supertroll, come here and let me wisper somin in your ear...



FAT CHANCE BUDDY AND JUST HOW MANY HUSBANDS WIVES HAVE YOU TOLD THAT LINE TO AND IT WORKED??


ok, im done.

LOL”

“Hey, don't talk to the Sergeant Major that way, bygod.”

“ok fine, if there is a chance that i will get lucky that night, then bring on the babes!



tree you owe me BIG TIME”

“WTF? ML is going to Hooter's to check out the babes in hopes of getting lucky?

TB better start taking his vitamins now.”

“How many people will be involved and will you have a web cam set up?”

“I wonder if it is illegal to pack Crisco and a painter sheet in my carry on luggage?”

“Dang!
I wonder if poor ol' tree knows Maple leans that way? Not that there is anything wrong with that. ;-)”

“Chili I don't know if you smoke or not, but if you do don't smoke in any of the bars. It's illegal to do so in NYS.”

“I don't think you need to pack any of that, chili. I think NYC has a Good Vibrations store. They should have everything you need.”

“Chili, take my advice. Don't waste your time at Hooters.

THE place to see in NYC is on a dock behind the Javits Center. It's known as the car impoundment lot, and if the Trees don't take you there, you have not seen New York!”

“Yeah, Treebeard is right. If you haven't been to the Village, you have to go there. (Or so my wife and two of my daughters tell me.) Have fun, and write a trip report for us.”

“If any pictures of me wearing horns show up, then you know things got totally out of hand.”

“so whats the game plan for you chili?
what time will you be aval Tue night?”

“Arrival at LaGuardia at noon tomorrow. I fly out of Memphis at 6AM.

Leave NY on the return WE around 3, but all Wed morning will be with prospective client.

We are staying in Woodbury on Long Island.”

“so then at what time will you be aval on Tue?

if you have the entire day open, put your butt on a train and head into the city (if you dare) HAHA”

“Ok, at the airport by noon, pick up the car, drive to Woodbury, check in, figure out how to get on the train to the city, get over there,,,,,


hmmm,,,let me calculate......






















ok, I figure we can be there by Happy Hour.”

“ok i get out of work at 5:15.
meet tree and take car and drive to LI and ride the train back to the city with you. sound ok to you?”

“in the village or Kenny Castaway;s.

Go see the courthouse that Boss Tweed built...

Good grief, there is SO much to see...teddy Roosevelt home, Grant's Tomb, Strawberry Fields, Ray's Pizza for THE best pizza one could EVER eat. Chinatown, South St seaport, fulton fish market...I have tried to stay away from the reccomendations just cause there are SO many possibilities. If you get to Central Park, go find Alice and the Mad Hatter.

Have a wonderful time and forget Hooters and tittybars...there is way more to see and do in the the CITY.

Next time I'm there, I am going to do a fire house tour. There is SO much history in those organizations. Enjoy!”

“Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?”

“ML, I will call TB and devise a plan.

stickmon, I am travelling with a sales manager for Furniture Medic, no Hooters or titty bars on this trip.

dayhiker, the last I heard, nobody was.”

“Hey, Stik. Kenny's Castaways was always an old hangout of mine. They used to have this band that I liked there. Great name, too. Jake and the Family Jewels. They rocked!

I always liked the Back Fence too (next door). I was thinking of hitting those places...”

“Isn't Ed Koch buried in Grants Tomb?”

“there is this little thing you do need to see.


Naked Cowboy
”

“note to self: make sure Treebeard is fully in control of the social calendar”

“I think the trip report on this one will be the best yet!”

“Isn't that a picture of tree in the 60's? God knows what mapes was wearing on there first date.”

“There's potential, Clem!”

“The Back Fence!!!!


Oh My!


That dude had the sweetest sounding Stratocaster,......blah, blah, blah........”

“See!

Mark-O liked that place...”

“Took Pathman there too...”

“Ok, just spoke to the Chilmeister. We is set for tomorrow! Gonna meet him in Times Square at 4:30PM.”

“naked cowboy is in time square......”

“I must bring the camera for this outting tomorrow...”

“Really, maple?

What, like you've seen him before?”

“his butt is the most famous butt in all of NY

and yes I have and made my daughters boyfriend pose with him. he turned bright red. to funny”

“Is New York really ready for the combination of Chili and the Trees?”

“It's a very resilient town...”

“Scores is right around the corner from times square!!!!
Chili, send you partner to the pizza joint and then haul a$$ to Scores..... Then later when you hook back up with him say "hey we've been looking all over for you!!!" LOL”

“I thought all the gentleman’s clubs got kicked off of Manhattan.”

“No, just relocated..”

“They're all in Queens now aren't they?”

“Nah, there are some in Manhattan and others in the boroughs, but the Times Square joints got cleaned up...”

“is that what we are calling them now a days?

strip clubs = gentelman clubs


ohhh poooolllease.”

“That's what the signs called them when I got off the train at Queens Plaza.”

“Need to get Disney out!
And I've never been nor never seen a gentlemen in a strip club, either!”

“actually, I have 2 KC tales...one involves Bob Dylan...me and 2 friends were hangin out at the bar, inhaling brews...and in walks Mr Dylan with his Guitar. Well...all activity STOPS! and Bob pulls his guitar out and begins playing...a half hour later, he packs up the guitar, and walks out the door and all activity resumes like nothing happened...It seems that bob likes KC and stops in whenever he can.

#2...had a really GREAT job working for the GAP at the 33rd St store (empire state building) as Asst Mgr. Went out with a friend from College that I hadn't seen in like 3 years, and stayed out a bit too late, I got home at sunrise. Well, I never woke up intime (8am) to get to work, and the #1 GAP store in the nation didn't open on time. When I woke up and finally made it to work, I filled out the termination papers and sat and waited for the District Manager to show up and chew my butt off and he said that he was going to fire me, but, I told him he didn't have to, cause I already terminated myself and handed him the already completed and signed forms and my keys...That was the first f__ckup of my life and...I've been suffering ever since...”

“That cowboy dude does have a nice pair of.....


























.....boots.”

“Going to NYC and spending the time in a gin joint is a complete waste of time.”

“you should know right...”

“Yea Times Square just isn't the way it was back in '74.”