Chili goes to NYC?

“I was just told to block out two days for next week (TU and WE) for possible deployment to NYC to negotiate a contract for one of our sister companies.

Nothing like having less than a week to prepare for a $14M negotiation.”

“Well watcha doin here?”

“New York City has the highest percentage of double-take babes of any city I have been to.

Their rates were reasonable too.”

“Chili, I will e mail you my phone #'s. Let me know if you have any time to see me and Maple...”

“New York City.

I know who I would not call. It is rude of Treebeard to put such an obligation on a rube like Chili. He wants to see the lights, not the darkened whiskey mills you hang out in.”

“Try to get out and see something worthy of the fine city.”

“Chili, you have mail...”

“Chili, I won't say anything about the NYC Hooters on 43rd st. I dont want to get you into trouble with cottonsocks :-)”

“rats on the west side, bed bugs up town...whatta mess, this town is shattered...”

“He wants to see the lights, not the darkened whiskey mills you hang out in."
Miss Anne Thrope
08:14:28 PM
04/29/04


bacpac-wrong once again.

snafu-thanks for the heads up

treebeard-mail received, will call as soon as I get definitive orders”

“Great, Chili!”

“Chili, I made up the "43rd st" part was j/k .... BUT I garrantee there is a Hooters somewhere in NYC and I also Garrantee it is top notch!!!”

“snafu- you are right, it's not on 43rd, its on 56th .”

“HEY!
I was close!! Only 13 blocks off!!!
The link is obviously "Forbidden" here at work!!! BASSTERDS!”

“Official word just came down. I am being deployed to Woodbury, NY.

Looks like I will be out near the tree family.”

“lock up your children and hide!!!!


FYI I am very glad that you are visiting NYC but....tree has yet to see (as far as I know) the inside of a Hooters and I would like to keep it that way.



ARGGGGGGG.......”

“is that Woodbury LI or Orange Co?”

“Sure Maple!
You can be a Drolling Banshee Woman over LEX!,
But Poor Tree, he cant even go eat a Hamburger & wings and drown it down with a 1/2 dozen beers. While the waitress happens to be walking around 1/2 nekkid!
Hypocrit! WTF!



j/k
LOL”

“chili, not to change the subject, BUT, how's CS doing? Haven't seen her around. Anything new with the him?”

“Anything new with the him ,,,WTF?????”

“CS remains the same. Off work at least through May.

She has some good days and some bad days. Hip fracture remains a problem.”

“Sorry to here that:-(
Tell her we hope she is feeling better soon!”

“Yep, we're thinking of her.

I know you're looking forward to meeting TB. That'll be fun.”

“TB = treeberad

no MF=mapleleaf?

WTF?”

“MF = No HOOTERS







LOL”

“....tree has yet to see (as far as I know) the inside of a Hooters and I would like to keep it that way.
ARGGGGGGG......."
mapleleaf
08:34:11 AM

Maple gets to molest statues and Tree can't even look at Owls?
Be fair Mapes... ;-)”

“I am going to get a kick out of the Hooter's waitresses in NY referring to me as "Alabama" after a few cold ones.”

“My wife and I ate at a "Dick's Last Resort" in Chicago about 8 years ago. The watresses kept calling my wife, Betsy Lou.”

“Why would Tree go to a Hooters when he can go to "Scores"?”

“Scores???



Hmmm,,,,,time for a google search.”

“OK, their website was blocked by my company's Internet filter, so be careful, lol...”

“see!”

“No, that's the point, I didn't see...”

“dammit, I can't find a link to Scores”

“Howard Stern has "performers" from Scores on his show all the time!


Damn - I'm drooling on my keyboard again!”

“I think this is what bearmagnet was talking about, but he will have to verify that. From what little this review says, it's a high-class strip club.”

“I can not access those sites right now.”

“A $30 #&%!$ing dollar cover????

WTF????

For thirty bucks at Platinum Plus, I get in, get two beers and a lap dance.”

“Hey, it's NYC. Everything is more expensive, even the dry-humping.”

“What until chili sees how much beer is in NYC. I swear you have to be rich to get drunk there.”

“You have a "business account", correct? ;)”

“I guess down a 30 pack is entirely out of the question, right?”

“Well, not if you're Donald Trump...”

“I've seen some bars that charge $6 a bottle for domestic.”

“Let's see. I leave at 6AM from Memphis, so I take my breakfast and lunch budget and apply it to beer. I then eat a bag of chips and a sandwich I packed in my briefcase for dinner and take that budget and apply it to "entertainment".

Hey, this will work! LOL.

Actually, I have never been busted on any trip as far as expenditures. I have to entertain clients and if I negotiate a $14M contract for our $40M business unit, I will be such a hero, no one will ever ask how much it cost.”

“so then your buying dinner right?


NO SCORES and HOOTERS!”

“LOL. Hell, a $5.5B company can't even afford to feed too many people at Scores.

But the hot wings at Hooters are cheaper by the bucket.”

“Hotdog Cart”

“Acutally, when I was going to Orlando frequently for a client, I got hooked on Sabrett's hot dogs. I can't find them anywhere around here. I bet I can get one in NY.”

“Those are the ones they have at Yankee stadium.”