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Horny Squirel Scares HikersView MessagesViewing posts 1 to 12 of 12 messages posted.
“Horny Squirrel Terrorizes Hikers! By Fuzz E. Nutz, Really Special Correspondent TT Today Hundreds of terrified hikers ran screaming from trails and campgrounds in the Wenatchee National Forest this week when they were confronted by a lust-filled squirrel. Hikers reported that they were lounging about camp when the amorous squirrel suddenly appeared from a nearby tree and attempted to mate with anything that moved. The squirrel's alleged owner, Kleetn, address withheld, has stated that he came home to find the squirrel's cage open and his Viagra bottle empty. "I'd be afraid.....very afraid", Kleetn stated” 11:04:48 AM 4/30/04 “LMBO !” 11:05:31 AM 4/30/04 “Dang I wanted to hear all the dirty deeds the squirrel did...” 11:10:33 AM 4/30/04 “LMAO!!” 11:12:17 AM 4/30/04 “ROFFMAO, classic!” 11:19:03 AM 4/30/04 “What state is this in? (he asked as he typed in mapquest.com).” 11:20:44 AM 4/30/04 “You know, if there were any minors involved, he's in even more trouble!” 11:24:02 AM 4/30/04 “It better not be Psycho Squirrel!” 11:39:21 AM 4/30/04 “This is some good stuff!” 11:40:28 AM 4/30/04 “Psycho would only do that if they smeared themselves with tomato.” 11:42:07 AM 4/30/04 “ALERT*** PHOTO FOUND OF THE SQUIRREL  hey someone had to do it. it was only a matter of time.” 11:42:53 AM 4/30/04 11:52:09 AM 4/30/04
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