For Dub, The Olson Twins Countdown to Le gal Age

“Ah ah ah!
Verry funny!”

“your a sicko”

“Don't talk about Dub that way Mapes...”

“It is only 40 days, 13 hours, 13 minutes, and 21 seconds until the Olsen Twins are legal! Times may vary. Please check the laws and regulations regarding the age of consent in your local State/Province/Country


You know how long I've been waiting for this day! :D”

“Has Dub even hit puberty yet? Is it illegal if they’re older than he is?”

“SS
is that safe to click on at work bro?”

“How old are you Dub?
I guess around 22.”

“At least that page is snafu. I didn't go any farther. Found it from a Goggle search.”

“17 must be legal somewhere........”

“Has Dub even hit puberty yet? Is it illegal if they’re older than he is?"
VioLiN

LMAO!”

“Dub-ble your fun!”

“Right here in happy Alabama, I think it is, bearmagnet.”

“Hmmmm...Alabama is only a 9 hour drive...oh Olsen twins...come here!”

“I knew there was a reason I love alabama! I think DC might be 17, actually...........I need to do some research.”

“The age of cnsent varies in Alabama, it's 17 for non relatives, 11 for sisters and 8 for 1st cousins.”

“Apparently the AOC is 16 in Indiana as well, Dub...even closer!”

“It is only 40 days, 12 hours, 53 minutes, and 36 seconds until they are legal everywhere!”

“LOL Chuck! Indiana is Nasty! Is it lower for Amish/Mennonites?”

“Just visit them in Canada, Dub, I think the AOC is 14 everywhere there.

Oh wait, US law makes that illegal! You could be tried on your return.

never mind.”

“ewwwwwwww”

“I know you hate these discussions about the Big Icky, lyra...we're sorry...”

“If the US finds out! I'm cursing all those years I lived close to the border and never new!”

“Can you be more specific?

ewwwwwwww what?”

“That's lyra overcompensating for all the thoughts she's having regarding 14 yr old boys.”

“Big Icky? I didn't know lyra was a lesbian.”

“all the lecherousness in general, LOL! they just seem so young and innocent and uncorrupted! and also the sisters and 1st cousins thing was gagorific.”

“Seth isn't 14.”

“BTW: Just how old is 'Her Adorableness'? ;-)”

“lecherousness, i had to look that word up.

and as for being young, innocent, and uncorrupted...those girls are billionares, they probably buy the finest chip n dales.”

“Legal, but too young for us, SS...<sigh>”

“i'm 17.”

“17 my ass, you're at least 24”

“That's 17 in monkey years.”

“So Lyra,

can you lift 2 buckets of water ??




good enough !”

“17? lyra, I want to adopt you! ;-)”

“alright fine, i'm 37.”

“what tipped me off was that word you used, lecherousness. no one under 23 could possibly know a word like that.”

“Lyra has the hots for Hilary Duff.”

“Dub, Dub, Dub...

SOME of the kids in school learned the important words....

In Her Adorableness's case, she lives it, I bet. ;-)

37? GOOD age! Heck, that's within my marrying range. ;-)”

“Young girls in prison riot

Dub wants to see this made into a movie-of-the-week with the Olson twins in starring roles.”

“Well, you can knock me down
Sit on my face
Slander my name all over the place

wait a minute......is that the way Carl Perkins wrote it?”

“As Triump the Insult Comic Dog said at the MTV VMA awards, "I would like to do the Olsen twins, they are legal in doggy years."”

“Into The Night

by: Benny Mardones

She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they say
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet
But I want you to know -

CHORUS:
If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen - ever seen.

It's like having a dream
Where nobody has a heart
It's like having it all
And watching it fall apart
And I would wait till the end of time for you
And do it again, it's true
I can't measure my love
There's nothing to compare it to
But I want you to know -
CHORUS”

“Does that prison need any help?”

“Hilary, LMAO!”

“Yah really, Hilary Duff is so five seconds ago.

lyra really has the hots for Lindsay Lohan.”

“Who are these people?”

“Hilary Duff:



Lindsay Lohan:


Mark, you have to keep up with this stuff, or when you're 93 and one of them hits your house with their car, you'll be ridiculed for not knowing who they are.”

“Geez, I'm not watchin' enough TeeVee!

There are plenty of girls right in this building that cute!”