For Dub, The Olson Twins Countdown to Le gal Age

“Never did dig the Olsen twins or Hillary. But that Lindsey chick is real cute.”

“Happy Birthday Girls!”

“uh oh, this means trouble”

“You're Invited to Double Trouble Gangbang at The Olson Twins'!”

“A policeman was patrolling a well know lovers lane in West Virgina. He drove by a car and saw three people inside with the light on. Dubs was in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and two lovely young ladies were in the back seat knitting. The officer had seen everything at this lovers lane, but nothing like this, so he stopped to investigate.

The officer walked up to the driver's window and knocked. Dubs, engrossed in his computer magazine looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.

"What does it look like?" answered Dubs. "I'm reading this computer magazine."

Pointing towards the two young ladies in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what are they doing?"

The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? They're knitting."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked Dubs.

"I'm twenty-two," Dubs replied.

"And how old are they?" asked the officer.

Dubs looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes they'll be sixteen."”

“lmao

good one prosecutor”

“Honestly I didn't know when they turned 18. I was watching the newest Punk'd and Ashton Kutcher told them happy birthday and to call them.”

“just for you Dub

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/o/olsens3/lg1.jpg”

“There's something either terribly wrong or terribly right about that picture, I can't make up my mind which...”

“Christ!

Somebody throw a cheese burger down there throats!”

“bit, Dub just wishes he was in the middle of that, well maybe you do to :-O”

“Ronald Reagan Just Missed Wish of Watching Olsen Twins Turn 18

LA – Doctors who attended to President Reagan during his last days say he fought right up to the end. “He had the spirit of a 25 year old man. His body just could not keep up.” Said Dr. Kelly Hampton. “I have never seen a man so determined to watch those spunky twins turn 18.”

It was common knowledge President Reagan was a great fan of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. ‘Full House’ was a regularly viewed program in the oval office during his last days in the White House. "He felt they represented everything that was good about America" Said Nancy Reagan. "Though I never really knew what that meant."

The Twins has openly expressed their sorrow over the death of the ex-president. “We were really hoping to share our celebration with him, I mean, he was once president when we were babies. How cool is that?” Said Ashley. “Although we are kinda grossed out over that other ex-president. That Clinton guy. He keeps driving by our house with binoculars.”

“Yeah, he keeps calling our house late at night asking how many more days until we get a spanking.” Mary Kate added”

“Too much makeup for their age. And add some fries with those cheeseburgers.”

“pretty good Stove. he he”

“Oh no! Poor girl, send her my way, all she needs is a week on the Dub diet and she'll feel much better, look healthier, and gain a few pounds.”

“Couldn't have seen THAT one coming! ;-)”

“My comments were directed to bit's link.”

“That's funny I thought it worked for both Bit's and Dub's posts.”

“Yea, but Dub doesn't know me very well and might have taken offense.”

“I'm not an offense taking kinda guy. I thought it was funny as well.”

“she looks like skeletor in some photos. I guess it's not something to joke about.”

“hee hee LOL!”

“In a few months, they should put her on a high protein diet!”

“Uh..... They look about 35 in that picture. Is that what happens when you don't eat or sleep in your formative years?”

“Us guys have to give her some meat.”

“LOL
Somehow, that 'test' just doesn't apply to me. ;-)”

“Oh yah, I'm a Mary-Kate. Isn't she the one in rehab?”

“Oh, come on Stovestomper, pretend for just a little while that you're a totally #&%!$able 18-year-old girl...”

“Explore my feminine side? I'll pass, I was never to jealous of anyone dating Brad Pitt. LOL.”

“boys will be boys! tsk tsk

I'm an Ashley! (don't know about that girly-girl stuff though)”

“ROCK, a quiz!

well, first i was Ashley, but i like Mary Kate better, so i changed one of my answers that was kinda iffy, and looked up who that dude is who's dating Mandy Moore, and decided he's cute, too...so now i'm Mary Kate! SCORE!”

“lyra's a cheater.
lyra's a cheater.
lyra's a cheater.”

“details, details”

“isn't Mary-Kate the one on drugs?”

“oh no, don't tell me she's using The Drugs! hee hee hee, i'm hyper today.”

“Or has an eating disorder. Who knows?”

“Ya know, both an eating disorder and a coke habit will make you look like a walking skeleton.”

“It could be either one...”

“Ok, that quiz cracked me up, too. Thanks, bit, for making the end of my week more enjoyable than the beginning of it!!”

“We aims to please!”

“So, the beginning of your week must have really sucked, eh?”

“waaaaaay suckie suckie. work waaaaaaay bad. boss waaaaaay dickie.”

“Damn, that's too bad.

Everytime you see him, imagine him as your favorite Olsen twin. That should help some.”

“LOL!! Olson Twin? Nah.......I'll go w/ Owen Wilson. I looooooove that boy.”

“If I were a teenage girl, I'd be Ashley... I guess.”

“Even though his nose looks like a Victorian door knocker?”

“bit, it's not nice to talk about violin that way. ;-)”

“I'm a Mary-Kate. Either one is kinda scary.

Yam - do you really want to imagine the boss as Owen? You might want to make out w/him or something:(”