Scorchfire - Can We End This BS Please?

“Okay, I don't have your email addy so I'll do this in public...

Can we drop the war here? It's no fun.

Okay, thought about the congrats post and it's was nasty and backhanded - and that's because I still have bad feelings from the whole other fiasco.

Regarding that...I was not attempting to be condescending about the tent. If you felt that way you should have emailed and said soemthing instead getting more and more (what I perceived as) "pushy" with the tent. Which then lead to the ugly tent incident...which is clear it equally pissed both of us off.

So that's the past. As for today?

I apologize for being #&%!$y in the congratulations thread. Guilty as charged. I really am happy for your grade and am sorry for having been nasty in light of your huge acheivement.

CONGRATULATIONS!



now - can we please stop the catty bit-ch fest?”

“Oooooh! dang. Missed a good catfight!”

“You two need to come together.

I'll voluntarily take a hands-on position to oversee the unison - err - union.”

“I'd rather see a bull walrus fight anyday.

Buddha Bear versus Nigal”

“My email address is blatantly posted in my profile”

“Yeah, I missed it too, and I'm glad I did to be honest!”

“What the ...

Twinks wants to leave me on Scorchie's $hit list all by myself?”

“Stick around.

You'll likely see me getting my eyes scratched out in about

five,

four,

thre...”

“Catfight?”

“Kiss and makeup!

I love you all.

Peas be wif you, Snackboy”

“hmmmm

The Philly Filly vs New York City Red!!!

Thongs and baby oil

First one to loose her bathing suit wins . . .


No fair gouging, biting or pulling nip ple rings”

“Will it be as good as the one in "From Russia With Love?"”

“I'm for scorchfire in this one.

Knock her ass out!”

“My money's on the Philly Filly. Red's a skank.”

“Twinks LIPWH's profile is not filled out. She may not be aware of the common use of the profiles to find email addresses.


I wish both you y'all would cut it out. Cut each other some slack please?”

“Shaddup, stovestomper! This is getting good!”

“Here's a theory . .it has nothing to do with Master's tent, Bachelor's., Thesi (the plural of thesis) . ..

It is all about . . ..

competing for primacy.


Schorch . .this is right up your alley.


You two are at each other's throats vying for primacy in the relationship with the Tree people.


Twinks used to be the Tree people's go to person in NYC . .but that cooled perceptibly over who was the real birthday queen, who got to decide what venues in NYC to go to, what was cool and what wasn't.

Now the tree's have hooked up iwht Schorch and are lavishing attention on her and Twinks is p-off.


Who thinks I am right??”

“I once tried to break up a cat fight in High School.

It didn't work. I got punched in the face then yelled at for trying to break it up.”

“sorry there lee, i'm not getting in on the catfight, even though that would be your dream come true.
;-D”

“God, Lee, do you really think it's that pathetic? I'm shocked someone could have a lower opinion of this than me.”

“They all should do as I did:
slip into NYC unannounced, follow the front bumper around for a while, walk around for a while, eat, drink, be merry, slip away...”

“They all should do as I did:
slip into NYC unannounced, follow the front bumper around for a while, walk around for a while, eat, drink, be merry, slip away...”

“Well shutmymouth!!!
Just drag out the wading pool and fill with lime green jello and let them go at it.
First one naked loses.”

“Are you kidding. . ..its much worse than that. . ..the reason the tree people are lavishing such affection on Schorch is deliberately (albeit perhaps unconsciously) to get Twinks goat . ..to pull her chain . . .to yank her undies . .




Geez . ..most of us never really grew beyond junior high .. . .except for some rare shining moments . . .that mentality is where I find the explanation for most of human behavior.




For god's sake . . .look at our 13 year old president . . .”

“no it's because twinks would not sleep with us.

scorch said yes.”

“Lee: Oh, I just thought Scorchfire was a an Attention Whore. But she's just a pawn in some adolescent game. Holy cow.”

“LOL!!!!”

“do they dress up like 13 yr old catholic schoolgirls?”

“Hey not everyone loves everyone...
Guess some of you guys would love a catfight.. But not today it seems..”

“Are mutt and lee the same a$$? ;-)

mutt does seem to keep the Blissninnies in line though, so he's not a complete a$$. ;-)

LOL@Mapes”

“You win!


A much better answer that certainly satisfies my 13 year old nature . . .


cool . . .”

“Mutt, Dub is the Attention Whore,when he needs attention he always mentions his idol, Oskar”

“Ouch. Dub just got b1tchslapped!”

“so he's not a complete a$$

No, I am. Just ask stikmon or violin or tilt!”

“Yikes!”

“I love you both. And no, I won't suggest either of you mud wrestle or oil wrestle in thongs and all that immature stuff that's been suggested. We can just talk about it. Talk talk talk talk. We can just get a bag of potato chips and some Pepsi® and just yak away. I'm here for you. Both of you.”

“I am a completely differenet a$$ than Mutt (if you are into a$$e$, which you apparently are).

Mutt apt to render logical arguement after logical arguement after logical arguement forever.


I am apt to read someone's post, determine that they are a completely moron, devoid of any intellect, decide its not worth wasting logical on them, and just call them names.


Same story, different a$$.”

“LOL@lee.
Thanks for the lesson on a$$es. ;-)
I can be a bit of a one myself.
Just ask tilt or violin. ;-)”

“Look, this is ridiculous. I'm not going to completely "have it out" with Twinks on a public forum, despite what some of you may want. It's between me and her.

This is the second time I've told her that if she's got something to say, to simpley write me an email. My email is Scorchess@aol.com. You've had it before, now you have it again.

I'm not going to publicly duke it out on an internet forum, sorry.

Some people just don't get along... maybe it's a personality clash, it has nothing to do with the Tree people either... that's just ludicrous.”

“Same story, different a$$.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it. Too bad this forum doesn't allow sig lines.”

“So... you didn't sleep with them?”

“Haha, if it makes you feel better, then yes, I did.”

“Scorch - I don't want to duke it out with you either. PS - am at work and do not have access to my hotmail (which is where email addy is at and completely spaced with regards to the profile info.) Can't email from here - will tonight but it will be exactly what I posted here.

And ditto about the treepeople.”

“YOU SLEPT WITH THEM, TOO?!?”

“Swingin from a tree...beard.”

“Could someone start a "who's slept with who" thread? Or has that been done?”

“those treepeople are damn hot....you'd want to sleep with them too”

“maple, I slept with you. So we are good right? (getting worried)”

“i like where this thread is going...

twinks, who else would you like to sleep with?”

“i like where this thread is going...

twinks, who else would you like to sleep with?”