Phaedrus - Can We End This BS Please?

“Okay, I don't have your email addy so I'll do this in public...

Can we drop the war here? It's no fun.

Okay, so Mom always liked you better. Hell, most of the people I've met like you better, and they don't even know you.

Regarding that...maybe it's your breath, always minty fresh. Or the fact that you don't have a horn-dog skwerl at your feet all the live-long day.

ANYWAY, CONGRATULATIONS!

I am proud that you are a beacon of conservatism in this liberal wasteland we call TrailTalk.

Now - can we please stop the catty beeeyatch fest, you stupid jackass?”

“Cat fight!”

“get out the jello pool and thongs!”

“Phaedrus is younger and sneakier.
He'll whup kleetn AND the skwerl.”

“SKIN'LL WIN! SKIN'LL WIN!”

“LMAO”

“My email address is posted PRESTIGIOUSLY in my profile.

PS: the secret to minty fresh breath is anchovies.”

“is the root of this feud really about some sexual thingy with those tree people?”

“Are you kidding? It's because Kleetn's squirrel stole his girlfriend in high school and he blamed it on me!”

“Oh, the insanity”

“I enjoy watching the sparks fly out of Phaedy's ears and his eyeballs spinning like a slot machine.

He is such an easy mark.”

“It's because Kleetn's squirrel stole his girlfriend in high school and he blamed it on me.

It was EASY to get cornfused when you two are so similarly endowed in the testicular region.

Did I just say that?”

“How does kleetn know Phaedrus is so similarly endowed in the testicular region?”

“Cat fight!”

“phaed, will you sleep with the tree and myself?”

“Whore!”

“jealous?”

“can I get in your shorts too?

oil these peeps up real good!”

“GET IN LINE DAMNIT!”

“aaaaaw Kleety... but I thought Phaedy WAS a liberal beeyatch??!

Cornfused here...”

“Wow,

Phaedy is a hot chick.”

“Can I get in on some of this action?”

“Thanks, violin. I'm going to have nightmares for a week.”

“That's no fair. Phaed has his glasses on. You can't hit a man with glasses on. That's a rule. Phaed, you cheat. But still, you have a nice bod.”

“Kleetn, to make amends, I invite you to sleep with Maple and Treebeard in my stead.”

“Back off, Buck. I'm taken.


Slut.”

“And wipe that tantalizing smirk off your face.”

“Kleetn looks like he should be on mount rushmore.”

“Back off, Buck. I'm taken.

Who is he? I can take him. What's his name? What does he look like? This calls for a 'hike-off'.”

“Oh sure. HE gets to be on top.”

“Just like always. HA!”

“kleetn looks like you just landed him on a bass plug and is waiting for you to toss him back.”

“Actually kleetn looks like you just "poked" him with something. Hmmm.”

“Actually kleetn looks like you just "poked" him with something. Hmmm."
Buck
05:40:51 PM
05/05/04

Kleety always looks like that.”

“I just want to take pictures..
(hey everyone has their vices)”

“lmao! Violin is the TTer of the day!”

“kleetn looks like you just landed him on a bass plug and is waiting for you to toss him back.

And yes, I said "bass plug". The "b" was intentional.”

“Kleetn looks like he should be on mount rushmore. - Phaedrus

I don't think kleetn looks like he should be on mount rushmore. He should get his own mountain. I think we should call it mount kleetn. Wait, you already are. (rimshot)”