Newgirl 37, Scorchfire 7

“I was looking at the number of post that has Scorchfire's name on it. I was wondering if she was even close to Newgirl's name on threads. Nope not even close.”

“Oh yeah, she's the Champion, hands down!

And if you don't think so, you'll get "corned"!”

“I went back and looked under scorchy and scorch so jump her total to 19.

Geesh am I bored at work today.”

“Newgirl dosen't even have a computer now and she's still getting her name in the thread titles!!!”

“Whaaa?
You had to take a look-see to find out?

Sheeeeseh, Ewk - you act like a newbie!

I pitty the fool that tries to out-do our little Chewy in anything.
A-NY-THEEEENG!

I'll kick all forms of their a$$!”

“I have 27.”

“"I have 27."
~Geobeet

Wow!
Wanna cookie?”

“Hell, I have at least 29.....”

“And Maple has (drumroll) 59!”

“So, the point is ...?”

“Yeah, but you guys posted your own threads!”

“I only have 4. Actually I'm surprised it was that many.”

“waaahhh, i miss newgirl! :-(”

“I have like 22 but most are Nigal sux, Nigal for prom queen, ect. Are non flattering threads countable?

Scrotchy is at a disadvantage though because she is more reserved and doesn't drag her whole life, (cowboy lust, abusive boy friends, had a bad day) on to TT. LOL!”

“I thought the 'corn' thing was an Iowa routine....

Newgirl is more a fan of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, donchaknow.


Also --- threads started by people who put their own names in the title don't count. What a bunch of hams! LOL”

“gojo
10:09:02 AM
05/07/04

and who are you but a troll of sarabelle”

“I always thought newgirl was a 36 and Scorch was a 34?

I must be slipping....”

“You forgot the Lumberyard, night vision goggles and the potato gun!

They threw away the mold when they invented Newgirl!”

“I always thought newgirl was a 36 and Scorch was a 34?

laqtis
10:18:23 AM
05/07/04


you talking bust size?”

“...eating fried bull balls and elk hunting!”

“Ewker - like, of course.


What?


ooops!”

“Now of course I had to go look,... I have 20 with my name in them including this one.

What a dumb thread, Ewker ; ) Come sit on my couch and tell me what's troubling you.”

“Change the couch to a crotch and he'll be there in 2 seconds.”

“Okay, quick count between phone calls.

Maple started two of her 59 threads

I started five of my 27

Newgirl started seven of her 37.”

“scorch, we have been on your couch already ;)”

“Man, for a guy going through a painful divorce, that Ewker sure gets around!”

“Sorry Nigel --- You're not the Prom Queen. That was BHudda Bear. LOL”

“They say we all get our 15 threads of fame.

Some people are just over-achievers.

Me, I am about 13 threads short, but I am quite content with that. :)”

“3 threads w/BowlderMan in the subject: 1 started by me, 1 by Newgirl, 1 by Mr. Hyde.

9 threads w/MartyB (old handle): 6 by me (trip reports!), 2 by others, 1 by Mr. Hyde.

So, basically, I'm way behind most of you - I suck, I guess....”

“I've got 10, but I started two of them myself, so I've only got 8 that count.

But when bacpac tells you to shut up, that's got to count extra...”

“Just give Scorch some time. Newgirl is hardly ever around anymore so eventually Scorch will catch up. All we need is a pic of her hiking in a sports bra like newgirl and it's the end.”

“I should give that a try...”

“every six months or so I just gotta say it . . .


There has been nothing on TT since the picture of Newgirl in a grey sports bra standing by a river . . .


nothing.

She is . . .pants down . . .the hottest chick to post here.



carry on.”

“And now a whole lot of keyboards are soaked in drool.”

“There has been nothing on TT since the picture of Newgirl in a grey sports bra standing by a river .

She is . . .pants down . . .the hottest chick to post here.

lee
11:08:43 AM
05/07/04

I don't agree with that at all.

I must be the only guy on here who didn't think she was hot.”

“Sorry Lee... that just isn't so.

[But I'm too much of a gentleman to name names or distribute the proof (sorry! LOL) --- You're just going to have to trust me on this one]”

“Sorry Tilt and Ewker.

I have no allegiance to Newgirl other than her hot looks. (Okay .. .she's fun, interesting, very human . . .yada yada yada . . .but what a rack!)



anyhooo .. .

You name one . ..or provide a picuture . . .. and I'll admit I'm wrong and jump on it.


But I have been on this site for way too many years, seen all the pictures on Phil's web page, taken a look at a lot of the trip report photos etc . .ther are many many many wonderful TT women.

There are many mnay many attractive, cute, intelligent, kinds, incredible hiker, "all aroud get dirty and play in the woods looking for bugs and climbing up cliffs" trailtalk women . ..but none with the visual appeal of Newgirl


and yes . . I am considering Snow Nypmh's thong and Danababy's pink bikini . ..while each had its appeal . . NG still wins.


Either put up . ..or shut up.”

“I don't have to put up or shut up. I personally do not think Newgirl is hot. You can take that for what it is worth.
Like the old saying "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

I admit she is a nice person, cool and all of that but sorry she isn't what I call hot.”

“Well, I found a couple pics and pasted scorchy's head onto the famous newgie photo, and, well, nah, it's just, um, too weird....”

“"Poot Up Er Shet Up!"??


Good Grief.”

“Ewker --

You are of course right . ..beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


And Tilt . .

I am also sorry . . . I will believe, sight unseen that their is a rugged, yet beautiful TT flower just waiting to be plucked (yes . . .plucked) but as of yet hidden from voyeuristic eyes.







NOT!!!!!!!!!”

“Lee, I'll see your Newgirl and raise you a _________ ____and a ____.

BOOO-Ya!



This is without doubt the most ridiculous thread I've seen here in a long time. And that's saying a lot.”

“That is by far the worst photoshop ever”

“Bit, that is just plain sick!”

“lol, I don't have photoshop at work, I used Paint!”

“Even worse than the one I made of StoveStomper awhile back.”

“OK, OK, here ya go:

”

“What was that.... "The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant" with Ray Milland and Rosey Grier? LOLOL

Ray Milland was a rich bigot who was dying, and the Mad Scientist (forget who) transplanted his head onto Rosey Griers' shoulder..... When Ray woke up, he was PISSED --- And So Was Rosey! LMAO!”

“you'd almost think it was Friday around here or something.”