Man's search for Newbies

“Anyone else care to come forward at this time? This is an altar call. There is touching music playing in the background that you can't hear. Make a public statement about your TT faith by coming forward. Do it now. Don't delay any longer. You've been putting it off for too long now and it's a burden you can no longer bear. Please come forward so 89% of the TTers can call you a troll and demand photos and speak hormonal thoughts. Now is the time, just do it. Don't fight it any longer. Please, please, come forward. Many have come recently, you are not alone. Please step forward. You can step backwards too, but just make sure you step forwards even more. There will be smirking TT counselors waiting for you up front. Now is the time, come now, as the music plays. Oh, come now.”

“My church has a few young couples, but is dominated by old timers, just like TT.”

“Why in hell's name would I want to make a pubic statement?”

“...all that bring to mind the scene from Animal House where the poor soul says..."thank you sir may I have another"”

“Hows about "Can I dance with your date?" Now, that was funny.”

“....its "Minds if I dance wif your dates"

such blasphemy to get it wrong! LOL”

“Hey, its wuz along times ago and I wuz probababaly intocksue-cated.”

“...for a minute there I thought you typed you were incocksucated...LMAO”

“Ooooh, talk dirty to me. You a chick???
(Really, I'm harmless. I'm not eligible for parole for a coupla years.)”

“Hey Carlette just think you can talk dirty but he is limpy already....lmao
rof...rof”

“Tsk... Tsk... Tsk.”

“Well tilt it is all in a name...”

“lol, such innuendo

yall CH folks are bad!”

“Six months before the presidential election, Rumsfeld's acceptance of responsibility drew a tart response from Sen. John Kerry, the Democratic challenger to Bush. "The chain of command goes all the way to the Oval Office," said the Massachusetts senator. "Harry Truman did not say, 'The buck stops at the Pentagon."'

Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., told reporters, "The American public needs to understand we're talking about rape and murder here. we're not just talking about giving people a humiliating experience." He did not elaborate.”