PBS’s Physical/Mental Manipulation and D omination

“Why is it when I am channel surfing and I come across Antiques Road Show I am physically unable to keep pressing the button? I sit transfixed with rapt interest. I don’t collect antiques. I don’t even care about antiques. Yet here I sit incapable of movement. I smell a conspiracy!

Or am I gay and just don’t know it?”

“How old is your TV?”

“Antiques Road Show makes me want to puke.....>8^P~~~~~~~~~”

“"How old is your TV?"

About 2 years old big screen. Does this add to my likelihood of being gay?”

“Maybe you need to move to Vegas and perform magic with exotic animals on stage. Not that there is anything wrong with that.”

“BIG screen?

Your priorities are misplaced.

Self flagellation would be approppriate penance.”

“Somebody say 'self-flagellation'?

In that case, here's an appropriate link (posted purely as a public service).”

“Nigal wants to get spanked by the Keno twins!

I hear they do it in the "Federal style."”

“"Or am I gay and just don’t know it?........"


Maybe just Metrosexual?!?!”

“I used to watch it a lot, but the thrill of watching some old guy nearly stroke out passes pretty quickly.

It was amusing to watch a guy as he found out that his painting was worth in the $25-30,000 range, then to hear him admit he had bought it at an estate sale for the frame, and had intended to toss the painting.

The best one I ever saw was the guy who brought in an old Navajo blanket, which he claimed had been owned by some famous Westerner, I think Jim Bridger. The appraiser said that without any provenance, that didn't affect the price, but it didn't matter since it was the earliest example of Navajo weaving he had ever seen, probably from before the 1840's, and was worth around $500,000. A national treasure, he called it. The old guy who brought it in nearly had a heart attack and said, "I just keep it folded and hung on the back of an old chair."”

“hmmm, the domination sounds like something right up your alley, Nigal! just admit, you love it.

i heart the Roadshow!!!!!!!”

“And with the new show Colonial House starting on May 17th the domination could reach such levels that I write a domination check to PBS. Nigal giving money to a non-profit liberal organization? Further proof that something ain’t right with PBS!”

“i heart Colonial House!!!!!!!”

“A hot colonial woman tied to a post with a scarlett letter on her chest? What's not to love about that? Now that's the kind of domination I can dig!”

“I'll bet what really nailed him was the appraiser saying that he needed to insure the blanket for $650,000....”

“what amazes me are the people who find they have a high priced item and then say, "Oh, I'd never sell it.". I'd be selling that thing as soon as I could!”

“They might not sell it, but their kids are at home on the Internet, looking up recipes for chicken in arsenic sauce, lol...”

“LOL!!”

“since i don't have cable, i get stuck on PBS quite often, as there really just aren't too many channels to flip through. watched a cool docuementary on the life of Martin Luther a couple weeks ago. i can't wait for Colonial House to start!!”

“I watched something about a bunch of candians trying to go down a river yesterday, was quite entertaining.”

“Jeeze.

Next thing you know, Nigal will be shopping for nonstick quiche pans.”

“yeah, those canadians sure are entertaining!!”

“I like quiche. Wish i had a decent recipe.”

“Quiche is good, but I haven't made one in 20 years I bet. I used to have a pretty good recipe for quiche lorraine, but I lost it.

It's pretty easy though. The recipe was something like, one medium onion diced, one cup shredded cheddar cheese, one cup shredded jack cheese, a couple cups of milk, three eggs, one cup diced ham, salt, pepper, and a pre-formed crust. You mix up the cheeses, onion, and ham, then make a custard out of the eggs and milk. Make a big mound out of the cheese, onion and ham mix in the middle of the crust, then pour the custard into the middle. Bake in an oven, I'd guess at about 375F, for who knows? 20 minutes? I can't remember. Maybe longer.

I oughta do a little experimenting.”

“oops Canadians.... sorry Gremlin!”

“Looking forward to your future quiche reports, bit!”

“I don't want to get stuck eating the whole thing, especially if I screw it up, lol...

My family is not big on eating my experiments.”

“I like quiche... I'm confident enough in my sexuality to say that!”

“is this a good time to bring up George Michael? moo haa haa!
;-)”

“Send them my way Bit, I can eat most anything!

George Michael likes quiche?”

“no, ynami likes George Michael. hee hee! but so do i, he rocks.”

“Y2 likes George Michael & quiche? Is he Gay or just English? :D”

“hey now Bearmagnet... I think you'd best go look at which is the gayest country in the world... It's not England, I'll tell you that much, though you could be standing in it right now ;op”

“LMAO!!!!

Its all Englands fault somehow! ;)”

““Next thing you know, Nigal will be shopping for nonstick quiche pans."


Good I can hang it next to my crape iron! 8)”

“My favorite tv show bar none is pbs' "Nature" it's on at 8pm, Sundays here. I dig it. This weekend's show was on seeds.

Anyone else notice the distinct difference in the Keno twins compared to the first season of roadshow? They're all hip and stuff now. I swear they wear make up too.

Our cable will probably go as soon as Summer really rolls in. PBS is the only good stuff on TV once the history channel, food network, etc are gone (for kids and adults!).”

“I love quiche and Treebait makes a damn fine quiche.

Real men eat whatever the hell they want.”

“I think I'm going to get some for lunch - so there ;op”

“Nova had a really interesting show on our Transition Military. Things have really improved. Thanks Rummy!”

“Increased military spending on racks and a few Iron Maidens eh Nigel? ;o)”

“isn't it strange that quiche is considered a feminine thing to eat? all it is is an omelette in a pie crust, and pies and omelettes aren't considered "gay." bizarre!”

“Omlettes rocks too.

Sometimes I make them fresh on the trail.”

“"Increased military spending on racks and a few Iron Maidens eh Nigel? ;o)"

I know you’re just kidding so I ain’t gonna bust yer onions but…dat ain’t funny dude.”

“I think it started with men eating quiche with white wine spritzers followed by creme brule (sp?)”

“If loving quiche is wrong then I don't wanna be right! Especially a nice spinach one!”

“lyra, it all goes back to a book that was published in 1982 called "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche".”

“i bet it has something to do w/the French name. French seems sorta feminine to me.”

“Is French Toast gay? French fries?

Pepe Lepu?”

“"i bet it has something to do w/the French name. French seems sorta feminine to me."

I can not say anything bad about the French. I have to maintain the higher ground on Tilt. LOL!”

“Creme Brule rocks too.”