PBS’s Physical/Mental Manipulation and D omination

“hey, you mentioned creme brule!”

“that was to bearmagnet, by the way!”

“Aside from his occaisional tendency to mistake a cat which has recently passed under a painted fence for a skunk, I don't think Pepe's sexuality is in question.

Do they really paint the underside of fence rails in France? All the time?”

“I happen to be eating a pizza in my underwear as I speak. Can't get much more manly than that.”

“Why is the pizza in your underwear?”

“"Rigoberta Menchú was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of her work for social justice and ethno-cultural reconciliation based on respect for the rights of indigenous people.
Menchú was born into a poor Indian peasant family, and raised in the Quiche branch of the Mayan culture in Guatemala."”

“I don't think it's pronounced "keesh" in Spanish...probably "kee-chay".

Of course, it could be pronounced "quickie", so I'm guessing that means there are a lot of unsatisfied women in that tribe. No doubt why Ms. Menchu was so interested in social Justice.”

“Lyra - I have never touched Creme Brule!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Paintig the underside of a fence is law in France. On another note, did they ever really tell you the gender of all the cats?

Nigal - Are you sure that's pizza? Maybe you better get to the clinic, fast!”

“What could be gayer than a combination of pies and omelettes? (Twinkies maybe?)

Eggs are muy macho (huevos anyone?). When eggs are prepared in an altered form, their dominant masculine role is subverted. They acquire a new name and a newfound sexual self-consciousness.”

“They all had long eyelashes...

Are Pepe LePew cartoons subversively gay? Or perhaps all the cats in France are cross-dressers?”

“That’s funny Bear. A Jewish friend of mine was in Mexico and her friend said she was going to make her a soup that had been in the family for ever and ever (the recipe, not the soup bit pusher!). She took one bite and told her it was Davorah’s Stew, an old old Jewish stew. A Jewish Mexican? Would that be someone who doesn’t tip well at a Mexican restaurant?”

“ok, so I got the quiche and I have to say it was particularly mediocre.”

“Meaty Ogre?”

“shut it, Violin! ;-)

well, i do think Pepe is gay, since he devotes all his time to chasing that cat (overcompensating). "on the fence" means undecided between two alternatives (on one side of the fence, masculine; on the other, feminine), so since he gets marked when he goes under the fence, that should be a signal to the viewer that he has crossed over from the "right" side (masculine) to the feminine side. HAHAHAHAHA!! i haven't bullsh*tted this much since i was an English major!”

“Three Quiche Lorraine recipes

Apparently I was in error when I specified cheddar and jack cheeses for a quiche Lorraine. Hang on, the phone is ringing...

Okay, it's my wife, and she says there are a bunch of French guys beating down my door, demanding my head...”

“so his overt womanising is just a cry for help or overcompensating for the truth he can never admit?”

“exactamundo.”

“Well, some gay men do overcompensate before they come out of the closet by being the biggest #&%!$hound they can be...”

“what makes it even more obvious is the fact that his intended mate is someone he could never have...a CAT!

LOLOLOLOL!!”

“I don't know. There are many examples of cross-species love... take you and the monkeys”

“That isn't supposed to happen in the animal kingdom because they're still so clued in to their pheromones. Us poor humans have such overdeveloped sight that we ignore most scent-based clues.”

“personally, i think i have extremely well-developed scent when it comes to that stuff, bitpusher.”

“Of course, I have lived in America my whole life, where actually having a smell is a sin...”

“Tell that to Sparky:

”

“so what you're saying is that if I don't shower then I'll be fighting off homosexual skunks with a #&%!$ty stick.”

“i think Tarpy smells really really good, even when he's been backpacking or something "yucky" like that. when i think some other guy is cute or something, usually the next thing that comes into my head is that i wouldn't be able to stand the way he smelled, just because it wouldn't be eau de Tarpy.”

“Lyra - that was beautiful! Does this mean the Fonz was gay?

Ynami - where'd ya get the quiche, Safeway?”

“thanks, Bearmagnet! i guess this means Justin Timberlake doesn't have a chance, after all. he'll be crushed.”

“I think lyra's on to something there; pheremones. I can always smell when I'm in trouble- especially with women!”

“Huh? Justin? That flew way over my head!”

“I would never eat that rotten french dessert . . .


However . . .there is no way you could keep me off of a nice flan . . .”

“thank you, translator!

great noses smell alike, Aero!”

“Ahhhh Flan. Good stuff.

JIHAD DESSERT!”

“I know where yannanammiaianaimii got his quiche . .


he works in D.C. so he must have gotten it at



Boufant Circle!!!!!


hahhahhhahaha



I crack me up.”

“nah, there's a deli place by Rosslyn Metro”

“Thanks bit, Lyra - why not dress justin up in dirty tarpy clothes?”

“Okay, I stopped at the grocery store on the way home, and bought the stuff I needed to make the quiche. I made the third one on the link I posted above, with the adaptation of adding half a large onion, sauteed in a little bit of the bacon fat.

There's a little too much custard in that recipe. You could probably cut three eggs and a 1/4 cup of cream out of that recipe and be okay. Or, you could use a deep-dish pie crust. I ended up pouring what was left over (about a cup or so) into a couple of these little custard cups we have and baking it along with the quiche. It's a good thing I did, because that's what my daughter ended up eating. My son hardly ate anything at all, he nibbed at both and wouldn't eat them. My daughter did a little better, she ate maybe half a small slice of the quiche. My wife said it was good and ate all but the last bite. I had my slice with asparagus and mixed peas and carrots, and a glass of zinfandel, and it was great. I outdid myself.”