Tooters--For Women Only

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I will personally interview each man and make sure he fills out the trunk. This guy I'd throw back till he grows up!”

“I hope you only get Gay men to hang out there! LOL”

“YAY! I'm the first guy to post!



OMG! I'm the first guy to run away screaming!”

“I love it!! Think the concept will fly? Of course, Tooters will be known for its really, really good weiners, not the waiters in loin cloths.”

“A nice big bratwurst!”

“oh my!”

“ALRIGHT!!!”

“Hey, women, us chicks on the Namekagon River already got the wiener/hot dog/bratwurst thing down. So I think I could be part of Tooter's management!”

“Cool, what do you want to do? The only position taken is weiner inspector (me)!”

“I'll be the pimpess, er, manager. LOL

We are now taking applications for servers. Please apply in your whitey tighties. Fill out your application completely. No lying. You will be measured.”

“LMFAO uncontrollably!”

“paybacks are hell, LMAO”

“OK... who wanted the special sauce?”

“Love it
let's go girls”

“No lying. You will be measured."

Can I have that job?”

“You can LOOK, but no touching.








"If you break it consider it sold."


Seems I've seen that sign someplace before.”

“will the interviews be conducted at Ithaca?”

“What's up with these new age women?”

“i would very much like to apply for the ~happy trail~ inspection and maintenance position~~~~~~~!!!”

“Can I do profile drawings of each model??? Hun hun..got to have an art dept.”

“om, what?

Wang Dang Doodle's would be a more appropriate name.”

“OM,
ROTFLMAO!!!!

So here's the line up so far:

Weiner inspector: Tango
Manager: Ruby
Quality Control (measurer): Scorchfire
Happy Trail Inspection and Maintenance: Om
Art Department: Rox

So boys, who's applying? Please bring your resumes with photos to Ithaca.”

“Will Cynthia Plaster Caster be working with you ladies?”

“Yeah, who will be the "plater"?”

“Frank Zappa helped imoortalize Cynthia. She would make a great addition to your "STAFF", Tango!


Cynthia”

“holy moly! the googly eyes are slightly disturbing.”

“Is this really true? If so, I think it's great. More power to them.

What's good for the goose....”

“you people are sick and crude and i'm personally offended.
this is the most distasteful thread i've ever encountered.”

“Maintenance???
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!”

“Weiner inspector: Tango
Manager: Ruby
Quality Control (measurer): Scorchfire
Happy Trail Inspection and Maintenance: Om
Art Department: Rox

So boys, who's applying? Please bring your resumes with photos to Ithaca."

I'll bring my tape measurer”

“Tape measurer, Scorchy?

If you don't get this hooked on phonics thing straightened out, we aren't going to let you keep that diploma!

(I love bustin' her chops!)”

“Will there be an Oral examination performed by management?”

“If the weiner fits . . ..you must aquit”

“Tell it to the judge!”

“well I think that being a married woman, that I should have this job. I may be the only one without any ulterior motives.”

“The Oral Exam Job?????????”

“LMFAO!”

“stovers.....routine maintenance is an important part of a good quality assurance program.”

“so, when should I show up for work?”

“marko....happy trail....
the PATH is the goal”

“first Mr. wang, need to submit photos.”

“Yo mama,
Where do we African American home boys apply?”

“it is wrong to objectify the male body. you people are morally bankrupt.”

“I have no objections to being objectified! As long as the women leaves before I wake up.”

“Q. What's long, white, and twelve inches?

A. Nuthin' !”

“how come woman make crappy carpenters ?

cause they're always being told that this :

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is 6 inches.”

“your wrong, we are told that is more like 8"”

“I'm beginning to think Tango is behind the plague of email member enlargement ads.”

“"Tape measurer, Scorchy?

If you don't get this hooked on phonics thing straightened out, we aren't going to let you keep that diploma!

(I love bustin' her chops!)"

HUSH UP!”