Tooters--For Women Only

“So I was thinking we could sell Tooters t-shirts. The O's would be the eyes of our elephant friend. Rox, can you handle that?

And we could have a Tooters passport. After a patron fills their passport by visiting all the fine Tooter establishments around the country, they would be rewarded with a free Tooters party complete with all the weiners they can eat.

And it will become a thing of honor for a man to say, "I am/was a Tooter boy!" That boy, of course, would be much respected by all.”

“okay, i just now knocked my husband out. I wanna be part of it.
can I wax them to a shine?? something? give me something!!”

“wax on
wax off”

“Absolutely, Gemini. You can be the buffer o' the weiners. Must keep them polished. LOL”

“Don't you guys just hate it when you sit down to poop and your pecker dips into that cold water?

Can I be a tooters man?”

“One Inch Wang no can work here.

Hooter girls with small chest can get special bra.

No help for man with small wang.

I very sad. Would like to work for Tango lady very much but wang only One Inch.”

“Practice on a cucumber, Gem!”

“hmmm....i guess i should get a resume together for this one...




Mike ________

Has lady friends who are willing to testify.

Has guys who don't like me.

Presently unemployed.

Seeking job.

Will do anything for money.

Can be contacted for interview at Ithaca.”

“hey what about midgets ? do they have their own standards?

in myrtle beach, SC there's a hooters with a midget chick. she brings in the customers, i hear.

i think a midget dude for tooters could be an attraction, but you'd hafta lower the requirements.”

“FOOTLONGWILLY IS INTERESTED IN BEING A TOOTERS MAN FOOTLONGWILLY BRINGS MUCH LOVE TO THE TABLES WITH HIM FOOTLONGWILLY WANTS TO KNOW IF THERE IS ANYWAY TO GET CUSTOM FITTED TRUNK FOOTLONGWILLY SAYS THE PICS ABOVE WERE A LITTLE TOO SMALL FOR WHAT HE HAS IN MIND FOOTLONGWILLY WILL ALLOW MEASUREMENTS ANYTIME ANY PLACE”

“Hey, good grammar isn't a requirement.”

“well... who is responsible for hiring?? get moving!! I am ready to start waxing.”

“I am on it!!!
We will have the coolest shirts yet...we can be the Tooters club...ahem clears throat only the best can join!”

“I say all applicants must submit a photo...you know for a visual check.”

“Any wang can't just be accepted...
Poor one inch wang.... I sort of feel sorry for him....NOT”

“sorry Rox1 but you are fired.


there are no shirts to be worn around here.”

“Hey, anyone seen bearcrossing/sequoia post lately, or has she run screaming from TT already? ;-)”

“I think rox means shirts for ladies club, but if you want to go topless ML, I'm not gonna stop ya...”

“The shirts are for the management and for the patrons.

Our waitstaff will not be wearing shirts. Just elephant thingys.

Okay. Now for real I really do want a t-shirt. Maybe it can say "TT Tooters Club"????

And how come the boys aren't clamoring to apply?”

“Ok so I am hired again...
hmmmm?
I like the name on the front and that elephant on the back..in different colors...you know like really big..”

“I would like to remain married to my current wife, thank you.”

“Of course. Bigger is better. ;)”

“He11, I'm already the world's oldest male stripper. I don't need three jobs. ;-)”

“hahaha good one stove”

“No one answered my question.”

“What was your question, Stove?”

“anyone seen bearcrossing/sequoia post lately, or has she run screaming from TT already? ;-)”

“We also will be putting together a Tooter boys calendar. There will be the special edition Tooter boys magazine photo spread. Coffee mugs, radio promos, refrigerator magnets, and the secret sauce will be sold in a grocery store near you.”

“i can do that one. Graphic designer here on board. I got double duty...waxing and calendar!! I am gonna be one happy chick!”

“Who's going to be the photographer?”

“oh man. closeups?? macros?? I will, i will, i will!!!”

“You have all done the "chucky" search on Google images, right? lol...”

“Okay I also want to be photographer... I'll do calendar photos and I'll work with Gemini who will graphicly design the calendars, etc.”

“deal scorchfire!! :)

but now......
close your eyes real quick and picture each one of us doing what we said we would...LMAO....”

“LOLOL”

“When I close my eyes I see.................Gemini & Scorchfire, together........bathing each other. Oh wait, now I seem to be between them!

No, that's not a bar of soap but please continue.........

Excuse me. I need to go take care of something”

“oh my....”

“Ewwww....
A real man must ONLY wear tight boxer briefs :-D Delicous :-D”

“I need a smoke :)-~”

“Bear, you're so gross LOL

I totally agree with sarbar!”

“When I was hiking with my BF (before we got together) he got drenched in the rain, and was changing his clothes at the truck..and of course like any red blooded healthy woman I snuck a peek :-D And when I saw he wore boxer briefs ...well..... ]:)”

“Yea, so does my guy : D”

“Will there be an Oral examination performed by management?"
bearmagnet
10:50:53 AM
05/12/04

No bear magnet-by the interviewee only!!


Who's going to be the photographer?"
Ruby
04:39:43 PM
05/12/04



Me I just got my Digital Rebel!


Thanks girls I am so glad I left this in capable hands!
I will buy a tee shirt! Make it nylon please so I can hike in it!!!”

“Gross? I washed my hands! LMAO!

I either wear boxers or go commando! Boxer briefs are still too tight around my boys. I prefer my women to go commando too!”

“LMAO, shave your hairy palms”

“One word for you:



..............IMPLANTS..............”

“Shave! I live in DC - I get 'em waxed at the salon! Someday I'll be able to afford laser!

Tango - do i get anything if I perform spectacularly well during the exam?”

“ok well what do ladies think of thongs and all??







not that i have a thong or anything...





what about regular boxers ?? got some boxer briefs but cant seem to find any that fit right...i guess not enough room in the right places;>”

“bearmagnet

Yes my happiness and that's all you should be concerned with!

You may be too old for this shep!”

“Dang Tango, where'd you get those pics of me?”