Troll found in Wyoming!

“According to the story, 16 geologists drilling for soil samples near Casper hit a soft spot at approximately 450 feet. By retracting their drill, they accidentally opened a "portal" large enough for a drooling, hissing, 5-foot-tall demon with 7-inch fangs to escape.

The demon allegedly chased the scientists into a wooded area and was last seen jogging down a two-lane highway just west of Casper with a "clumsily scrawled 'Will Work for Food' sign in one hand and a 12-pack of beer in the other."

Story!”

“West of Casper on Goose Egg Road, no soil-digging scientists could be found, but Ken and Shawn Tescher from "T&T Drilling " were digging down 500 feet for water Wednesday.

"We've been out here since early this morning and there's been no demons here," Ken said.

"There was a well that was giving us terrible fits," Shawn said, admitting it is possible -- though not likely -- the trouble was due to demonic activity.

He pointed to a guardian angel statue found recently and said the men kept it on their truck for good luck.”

“Closer to the city limits, at Paradise Liquors and Lounge, bartender/saleswoman Amy O'Brien said she had not heard of any demons purchasing 12-packs of beer, or any alcohol for that matter, although she did say she's seen some "weird ones" come in.

The story did not state what kind of beer the demon was toting, but O'Brien speculated that demons probably drink an expensive import.”

“oh man that's funny!!”

“I don't make this stuff up!”

“He's going to start another rightwing radio show. We really need to stop releasing these demons. Before too long, if we keep it up, there won't be any bandwidth on the radio for music!”

“... washing down handfuls of Xanax and OxyContin with Corona....”