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“Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.”

“Well, having sex worked for my wife and I, but YMMV.”

“Are they from saxony?

Sex labs - a fine concept - where do I sign up? Do they supply a partner?

Obyoboyoboyoboyoboy!”

“Even stupid people have sex...omg...are they going to give this couple lessons...go figure..”

“Link? I need a Link! To the story and the sex clinic. I haven't had any children...........yet.........that I know of.....”

“hahahhaha you want lessons too??”

“I watched King Pin yesterday. I love it when he's dressed up like an Omishman and the father of the family says, "Brother Obediah, do you have any children?" Harrellson responds, "Not that I know of."”

“hell yeah! As long as they are stimulating lessons...”