OMG we killed Kleetn

“sigh....only a dream.....”

“i thought his name was "kleent"...?”

“nope, it's kleetn”

“LOL!!”

“Now don't you feel dumb.”

“It should be kleent, as in:

"gitcherass in here, boy! Ya ain't kleent tha battroom yet!"”

“LZ- you've got that right.

Never enter a TT thread after being away several hours and try to answer something. Things may not appear as they are.”

“My name IS kleent you dolts! Too bad I died. Who will scrub my skwerl's back?”

“Lyra won't she's too busy touching my monkey.”

“Kleetn is really an acronym for Knuckleheaded, Lolligagging Egghead, Enigma of Trash and Nothingness


(Otherwise known as slack-jawed yokel)”

“ok lets recap the day shall we,


tony randall died because some freak named kleetn or kleent killed the poor bastard!
lyra once again is having issues with her monkeys

phadedrus can not keep him hands of of his monkey

chili almost choked on an evil little peeps that goes by the name of nigal.

did i get them all?”

“LMAO”

“Kangaroo
Love
Espouses
Everlasting
Tenderness
Neighbor

It's a bestiality club.”

“Sure glad Mapes left me out of this whole sordid mess. ;-)”

“darn it, he is still here!

get to work people and take care of him!



LOL”

“a trip in order?”

“King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.

Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.

A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.

Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.

But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said.

The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said.

"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart.

continued...”

“Despicable. Ashamed that those freaks live in my city.”

“yuck....beastality isnt illegal in WA....


pixie you should be ashamed! >;|”

“I'm from New York. I have no icky WA genes in me! : P

I just told my coworker about this and she's horrified.”

“ewww!

Well, Kleety was scheduled to have his way with the livestock that day, but he got stuck in Philly. He's alive - there was a sighting just yesterday.
;)”

“I always thought that sheep were more his type anyway. Thanks for the update AmyG, the Beautiful. :)”

“When a Man Dies in a Sex Act with a Horse -- What's a Reporter to Do?

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000981095”

“He was just horsing around. The horse decided to split it with him and he couldn't hoof it out in time.”

“I must emphasize:

"bestiality is not illegal in Washington state"

Long live horny skwerls!”

“Wow Kleety, you're back!”

“Hey Kleetn, what have you done with Bacpac?”

“aimee gee has Bacpac stuffed and gagged in her luggage as she heads for Ecuador.”