Uber-Hiking

“so red ... since the C&O trip is off, what's the next uber event gonna be ?!”

“next uber event shall be the Chuck Keiper Trail in PA. We are planning on doing it in 2 days, about 50 some odd miles. Dates are set as june 5 and 6. Happy trails.”

“I almost forgot, me and Red October will be doing a triathalon this saturday and then sunday doing a 30 mile dayhike. That's a little Uber.”

“More to add. We plan toi sustain ourselves on the cicadas by opening our mouths while we hike. By the way, anyone is welcome to join us on any hike we do.”

“No takers?? Oh well the triathalon was a success. I inished in the middle of evrything with a time of 1:06:42.”

“You could stick a potato in your pocket and call it tuber-hiking.”

“you could take a dog along and call it ubu-hiking.”

“You could go topless and call it boob-r-hiking.”

“Take the right snacks with you and you could call it Goober-Hiking.”

“If things get really messed up you can call it FUBAR-hiking.”

“Go naked in the winter and you can double call it Oooooooo-brrrrrrr hiking.”

“Take that senator from Indiana with you and call it Lugar-hiking.”

“Grow tails, break into a sprint and call it cougar-hiking.”

“My method is mainly UHAUL-Hiking.”

“We have done it in the winter, though not naked. At least from me that would produce a glare visible in other time zones, haha. Ah, the pasty whiteness.....”

“I think they're jealous of us Red. So were all the people we passed on the Old Loggers Path. I thik the one guy was physically irritated. How 'bout it?”

“If there any events near PA over this summer that would qualify for uberness (i.e. triathalons, trail runs, enduro hikes, etc.) could all you people lemme know about them. I wanna do as much of this stuff while i'm young and not broken yet.”

“thinking about all things uber, we found an empty bottle of Yeagermeister on the trail last weekend. Having the stones to polish of a bottle of that and still keep hiking is very uber.”

“uber sexy club
http://home.cogeco.ca/~teara/”

“Turbo and I are doing the Chuck Keiper trail near Renovo this weekend, any takers?”

“How bad does this blow? Parents call off the Chuck Keiper trail uber hike because "the wethers going to be bad and we dont wan tyou two to wreck the car driving there, or fall on wet rocks, and get struck by lightning or anything. You have a two week hike in New Mexico coming up in a week, you dont wanna get hurt and not be able to go to that do you??" ...but cant i get injured steping off a curb just as easily?”

“Going to Philmont?”

“Indeed, Turbo is one of a select few from my Scout troop going to Philmont in a few weeks. He's gonna have a blast........”

“Indeed, Turbo is one of a select few from my Scout troop going to Philmont in a few weeks. He's gonna have a blast........”

“Red October - you might check out
http://www.thecavedog.com/ for uber hiking ideas.”

“Incidentally, I just read the article about him last night in Backpacker Magazine. Haha, Turbo and I thought we were nuts at times...wow. Anyway, tomorrow is the Uber-hiker outreach program, where we're doing the 10 mile Golden Eagle Trail in northern PA with some various people in a non-uber fashion. Should be fun, I'll post the trip report tomorrow evening sometime.”