Dose Tomy Rendel Got A Stinky Butt?

“Ever buddy els does got a stinky butt. I theenk he prolly got a stinky butt to.

/o:3”

“knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone.......”

“In this case, that's Gizmo's job.”

“Gissmaeioux got the Redd Rokket for Kleteen!”

“ROFLMAO”

“Great hearing from you, Doll. Keep it real! Take good care of Daddy and Gismauex!”

“Meow!”

“Sniff this.”

“LOL! Exactly! The Red Rocket handles that "give the dog a bone" problem.”

“Well my hubsand Gissmaeiuox still gots a Redd Rokket, but he aint got a verry stinky butt no more!

The nother day we was at Sassys hous and Gissmaeioux cralld under the hous wher them kittyskittys are at and he got verry menny flee bugs!

So EVER DAY Gissmaeioux gets a baff! EW! In fat, he got a flee bug baff and a sampoo baff and the ditioner baff all TO DAY!

His butt smells PERTY! EW EW EW!”

“Mooning Deemed 'Disgusting' but No Crime in Md.

By Ernesto Londoo
Washington Post
Wednesday, January 4, 2006

Acquitting a Germantown man who exposed his buttocks during an argument with a neighbor, a Montgomery County Circuit Court judge ruled yesterday that mooning, while distasteful, is not illegal in Maryland.

"If exposure of half of the buttock constituted indecent exposure, any woman wearing a thong at the beach at Ocean City would be guilty," Judge John W. Debelius III said after the bench trial, reversing the ruling of a District Court judge.

Debelius made clear his disdain for the defendant, calling the alleged act "disgusting" and "demeaning." The outcome could have been different, he suggested, if the man had been on trial for "being a jerk."

The case arose from a June 7 argument between the defendant, Raymond Hugh McNealy, 44, and a neighbor, Nanette Vonfeldt. Vonfeldt pressed charges against McNealy after he allegedly yelled and, according to Vonfeldt, threatened to "blow up my building" as she and her 8-year-old daughter walked out of their apartment, in the 20200 block of Shipley Terrace in Germantown.

"Then, for whatever reason, in full view of my daughter, he mooned us," Vonfeldt wrote in a court document. The two had a long-standing feud over issues before their homeowners association, which held a heated meeting the night before, McNealy's attorneys said. McNealy wanted Vonfeldt off the association's board, his attorneys said.

The case went to trial Sept. 12 before Montgomery District Court Judge Eugene Wolfe, who ruled against the defendant. Indecent exposure in Maryland is punishable by as much as three years in prison and a $1,000 fine.

McNealy's attorneys appealed the verdict, arguing that indecent exposure in Maryland constitutes the willful public display of a person's "private parts" -- which, they argued, do not include a person's buttocks.

Senior Assistant State's Attorney Dan Barnett said the indecent exposure law in Maryland is ambiguous.

"In our minds, this was not a bathing suit scenario," said Barnett, who supervises Montgomery County prosecutors who handle cases in District Court. "This was a grown man exposing himself to an 8-year-old girl."

Defense attorneys cited a 1983 case of a woman who was arrested after protesting in front of the U.S. Supreme Court wearing nothing but a cardboard sign that covered the front of her body. The D.C. Court of Appeals ruled in 1986 that indecent exposure is limited to a person's genitals.

James Maxwell, one of McNealy's attorneys, said yesterday's ruling should "bring comfort to all beachgoers and plumbers" in the state.”

“Phew! I'm safe.....for now.”

“me too... I have done my fair share of mooning....”

“Well, if he was yelling, threatening to blow up their building and then mooning them, perhaps they should gone for a restraining order instead. Then he couldn't go to the association meeting that he didn't want her to be a member of. Just a thought.”

“In Md. that county has always been lovingly refered to as "Monkey" county.They are so whacky!”

“Tony Randall is DEAD? Holy chit, I gotta check in more often!”

“Now we'll have Pennsylvanians slipping across the state line to moon people back in Pennsylvania from Maryland!”

“Rumpology, also known as butt reading, is the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples, and folds of the buttocks to divine the butt owner's character and get a glimpse of what lies ahead by analyzing what trails behind.

According to Jacqueline Stallone, a foremost American rumpologist, rump reading is an art that was practiced in ancient Babylon, India, Greece, and Rome. She claims that the ancient Greeks thought the butt was the key to health and fidelity. She says the Romans used butt prints the way some people use graphology today: to determine potential talents and future success.

She does readings by mail. Just send her a digital photo of your rump and she will analyze it for a fee ($125, and she takes major credit cards and PayPal).

http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html”

“"She does readings by mail. Just send her a digital photo of your rump and she will analyze it for a fee ($125, and she takes major credit cards and PayPal)." - Rev Wicked


Just out of the goodness of my heart....I'll do the same thing for any TT female for free. ;-)”

“No doubt the Romans used grease.
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“She stole my move.”

“I will "reed" yer butt for FREE! (Incept for a snack or what never...)”