I gave birth to Tony Randalls love child

“and I am damn proud of it. here is our little pumpkin


”

“You hussy!”

“I must still be selectively blinded by the thought of a trim Tipper Gore.........”

“it's like Tony Randall mania around here..”

“how'd maple get my old school pic?”

“I say we run a string through all those rings and pull it's face shut.”

“Interesting. How come I see nothing?”

“Glad I had nothing to do with it. Can you imagine trying to put a pin cushion through college?”

“URK!”

“Jeebus Cripes. Talk about doing this to a topic.”

“I would never make a love child with a skank like mapleloaf.”

“you people are SO WEIRD!

$20 says Tony Randall is Kleent.”

“Tony Randall is dead, in case you hadn't heard. I know for sure that kleetn's posted since then, so there's no way kleetn could be him.

It would be cool if someone famous was posting on TT though...”

“$20 says I still have a pulse and post under my own name, monkeywoman!”

“and just who is "kleen-t"?”

“Oops, no, that's Klaatu...”

“Klatu?”

“Maybe he's the new TT Gangsta-rapper!”

“he smells funny, that's all i know.”

“We really need a "Ghost Of Tony Randall" troll now!”

“I do smell funny.”

“Details Mapleleaf !

Was it conceived in the dark ?
was it conceived in a park ?

Were either or both of you drunk ?
Did you use the backseat or the trunk ?

Were there pre coital conditions?
Any weird or unusual positions?

(apologies to Theodore Geisel)”

“birth to a relevant hiking thread is impossible though”

“Hey, I like Christmas trees as much as anybody, but I never wanted to BE one.”

“That time of the month again, Opie?”

“On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down he knew she was right. But he also knew that someday he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?”

“- reminds me of ice cream, VHF, and bedtime at 9. Ahh, the sweet memories of childhood!”

“I'll wait till the DNA test is complete.”

“oohh so nice to see my fan club again. i sure missed you guys....”

“I AM TONY'S LOVECHILD!!!!!”

“Can no one explain why I don't see the image in mapes post but I see the other two images?

Can I not type with no negatives?”

“Obviously a liberal media conspiracy to hide certain images from you. I bet FOXNEWS has them.”

“How can I fight this conspiracy?”

“barium”

“lmao”

“Hope you delivered caesarian, Mapes. That would hurt like hell coming out the other way.”