Ok Lyra, I know this Monkey thing is old but...

“Giving away 2 monkeys QUICK PLEASE (QUEENS,NY)

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Reply to: sale-774653485@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-29, 12:17PM EDT



We have two monkeys, both were used in various tvcommercials, televesion shows and one even was a BIG PART of a movie. The studio wont stop using them and they are growing very tired, we are looking to finda new home for them asap, we have a contract to oblige to but if we give them away as a donation to someone it breaches our agreement. PLEASE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY. CALL 1347 - 558 - 1262 As soon as you can please.”

“D.O.R.K....................just don't take them home.”

“me? heck I posted this for her adorkness”

“No need to go ape .....”

“hush up before i throw pooh at you!”

“How about eeyore?”

“...but I think you need one of these to complete the collection...”

“how about one of these:

”

“she looks 'spunky'!”

“Mucho de Tuchus”

“Wow, some people sure are...creative? ;)

Thanks for thinking of me, bitpusher...that is definitely what I need for these 95-degree days we've been having. :-P”

“I knew you would like it.”

“Ha, that is pretty awesome!”

“Here's another friend for Lyra...”

“And something for Liam!

Is he too big for stuff like this now?”

“Unfortunately the biggest size is a 2T, and he wears a 4T now! It's the thought that counts though ;)

How you doin' bitpusher?”

“Mostly OK. I saw that you had your last chemo the other day. Feeling better yet?”

“Just ok?? :)

I'm slowly feeling less like death warmed over! It's only been 6 days since my last one, so not awesome...but I keep realizing I don't have to go back for more next week, and going "YESSSSS!!" It got to be quite a habit, after almost 6 months.

I have a PET scan on Sept. 1st, then radiation sometime after that in Sept. From what I hear though, radiation probably won't suck quite as massively hairy donkey balls as chemo did.”

“A classic...”

“why wait for halloween...that would be totally perfect for a trip to the grocery store!”

“Hmmm, I guess that would work...”

“Hey dude. If it was old on 2004, what is it in 2011? ;D”

“Retro?”

“More than that, it's classic!”

“I'm just trying to get you a whole sock monkey outfit!”

“I think those are the kind of ideas you should keep to yourself, bitpusher - ha ;)

Retro & classic are nice...I was thinking more like putrified, crusty, decomposing...”