Morning Coffee w/George Bush

“In an effort to get to know our fearless leader better, I will post some quotes for everyone to enjoy in the mornig, when I can.

Most quotes from dubyaspeak.com

Todays Quote:

When I picked the Secretary of Education I wanted somebody who knew something about public education.
-- Sounds like he really wanted to shake things up, Washington, D.C., Apr. 30, 2003

245 days left of Doofy.”

“Hey I got an idea. Why don't the Democrats come up with some policy ideas instead of poking fun at Bush? Oh sure it is fun to poke Bush, but he will be laughing all he way back to the White House.”

“Tony - see the "WHY WE NEED GENERAL CLARK AS SECRETARY OF STATE" thread.

Shut up and stay dead.”

“Looks like the maggots went after his brain first.”

“liberalism is a mental disorder.....

seek help now

listen to neil boortz from 9 to 12 AM, then limbaugh from 12 to 3, then hannity from 3 to 6, then glen beck from 6 to 9pm.


every day fro a year....”

“Is THAT what happened to you stratdewd?

Hey, have you tried the volume pot modification yet?”

“Tony,

Ya know, Bush doesn't want people like you to get married.”

“I think dead people should be allowed to marry........someone like themself.”

“That's right kids! You want a brain like stratdewd? Well, here's what you do: listen to neil boortz from 9 to 12 AM, then limbaugh from 12 to 3, then hannity from 3 to 6, then glen beck from 6 to 9pm. That's it! No need to think for yourself, no need to read, no need to use all of your gray matter. It's fun, it's easy, and it don't cost nothin'! Available wherever narrow minds congregate!”

“lol kleetn!”

“Here Buddha, this will make you feel better about job loss...

"Recession means that people's incomes, at the employer level, are going down, basically, relative to costs, people are getting laid off." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 19, 2004


see?”

“Warm and fuzzy, too....

"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear." —George W. Bush, Los Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004”

“I haven't seen such a prescription for propaganda since Goebbels was alive......”

“He and the Big Guy are still acting in tandem, I see!”

“Oh come on. You guys are looking for quotes that make McShrub look bad. Why not post some that show his true intellectual side? Like this:
"By the way, quoting a lot of their data, in other words, this is unaccounted for stockpiles that you thought he had because I don't think America can stand by and hope for the best from a madman, and I believe it is essential, I believe it is essential that when we see a threat, we deal with those threats before they become imminent. It's too late if they become imminent. It's too late in this new kind of war, and so that's why I made the decision I made."
--The New York Times
February 9, 2004

See what I mean?!”

“I truly believe this part:

"I don't think America can stand by and hope for the best from a madman."”

“You'd think his campaign would keep him from admitting that publicly.”

“Mad is as mad does.”

“Damn straight! That takes up your whole day. When do you have time to work, play with the kids, diddle/canoodle with Mrs. Straight, etc?

How many guys who spend their time listening to Rush and the others use Viagra, Cialis, Levitron, etc?”

“I used to use viagra, cialis, levitron, etc., but then I died.”

“Geez, Tony, that stuff will kill ya!”

“I bet McCain aint wastin his time listening to those limp-dicked, bigotized losers.”

“Jo, Do you think Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson listen to Rush Limbaugh? Do you think they and John McCain use viagra? Sounds like you have a pretty big hard on, hater.”

“"Over 50 percent of our energy comes from overseas. Fortunately, a lot of it comes from Canada."
-- Apparently an invisible ocean separates the U.S. and Canada, town hall forum in Ontario, California, Jan. 5, 2002

Hey, if Lake Erie was comprised of salt water, it would be a sea, but it's not, and our president is stupid, so there ya have it!”

“Hey MAT,

Consult your doctor. Maybe Cialis is for you. Being an angry limp-dicked white male doesn't have to ruin your life.”

““I have a message for the influence peddlers, for the polluters, the HMOs, the big drug companies, that get in the way, the big oil and the special interests who now call the White House their home. We’re coming, you’re going, and don’t let the door hit you on the way out.” “CNN Live,” 1/28/04

Between 1985 And 1990, Kerry Accepted Over $120,000 In Special Interest Honoraria. “Back when federal lawmakers legally could be paid for speaking to outside groups, John Kerry collected more than $120,000 in fees from interests as diverse as big oil, tobacco, the liquor lobby and unions, records show … In 1985, Kerry’s freshman year in the Senate, he supplemented his $75,000 salary with $19,480 in speaking fees. The next year the fees grew to $22,725.” (John Solomon, “Kerry Pocketed Speaking Fees,” The Associated Press, 2/9/04)

Kerry Accepted Thousands From Large Corporations Like Chevron, Paine Webber, J.P. Morgan, Goldman Sachs, Allied Signal And Textron For Speeches. “For instance, oil giant Chevron paid him $2,000 in 1986 for participating in a round-table discussion. Large financial companies, among them Paine Webber, J.P. Morgan and Goldman Sachs, also paid to hear Kerry speak, as did the Chicago Board of Trade and defense contractors such as Allied Signal and Textron.” (John Solomon, “Kerry Pocketed Speaking Fees,” The Associated Press, 2/9/04)

“Kerry Also Spoke For Pay To The National Restaurant Association ($1,000 In 1985), The National Association Of Independent Insurers ($1,000 In 1986), The American Bankers Association ($2,000 In 1986) And The National Association Of Manufacturers.” (John Solomon, “Kerry Pocketed Speaking Fees,” The Associated Press, 2/9/04)”

“Something more recent than 1990 would have a little more bearing on the presidential election, Nigal. I would also be interested to hear the contents of the speeches he gave as a paid speaker.”

“Between 1985 And 1990, Kerry Accepted Over $120,000 In Special Interest Honoraria

Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Shrub pulls down 10 times that in one stinking "Dinner with the Dipshít" fund raiser. C'mon Niggle, can't you do better'n dat?”

“"Shrub pulls down 10 times that in one stinking "Dinner with the Dipshít" fund raiser. C'mon Niggle, can't you do better'n dat?"

Right, for FUND RAISERS. Both parties do this and I’m sure both sides do personal appearances too. Hell I ain't even saying Bush does do personal appearances. But then again, he wasn't the one acting like he was above special interest coercion.

Face it newbie, OJ was more credible than this turd. LOL!”

“"But then again, he wasn't the one acting like he was above special interest coercion......"

yer very right. He can't afford any more creditiblty hits. If he took that position, he'd git burried cause he's knee deep in it. They both are. At least they're smart enough (wow! what a strech) not to go there. There's not enough shovel in the world that could dig his ass outta that one.”

“Don't worry Bush will be back and you can continue to #&%!$!”

“One term. It runs in the family.”

“Today's reading is based on GWB's pundits, and everyone's favorite "
Today's video: War Record Comparisons”

“"I want to be the peace president."

--Doofy Cedar Rapids Iowa, 7/20/04”

“"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."

Slogans from the Ministry of Truth
1984
George Orwell”

“I watched Citizen Kane last night for the first time.

Damn ! What a movie!

That damn election reminded me a lot of this one!”

“"The great masses of the people...will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.
(Adolf Hitler)"”

“"Why of course the people don't want war. Why should some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally the common people don't want war neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

-- Hermann Goering”

“Alright - stop with the Nazi quotes.


I'm starting to get freaked out.”

“That's good Q, we should all be freaked out by the eerie similarity.”

“Only problem is, we actually were attacked.”

“didn't the Germs mine New Yawk Harbor?”

“Yes, we were attacked, and we are dealing with those that we can verify attacked us (and not to well at the moment because Doofy had to charge into an uneccesary war). Bush has run amuck with his power, misused it, run our nation into a large financial hole, and pretty much put us on the wrong track on every other issue.

Hey, but the guy is great with pom-poms.”

“Information is not knowledge,
Knowledge is not wisdom,
Wisdom is not truth,
Truth is not beauty,
Beauty is not love,
Love is not music,
and Music is THE BEST!”

“That's Cartoon.

OMG - "What did I do?"”

“That's hilarious!”