Honk Your Bobo

“I honk for people who sleep through green lights or cut me off.”

“I honk for cute guys with dogs.”

“don't bother honking those cute guys with dogs Sassafras - they are all gay






flash them instead to show them what they are missing”

“The owner of a photo store, who says her business partner is Jesus

what kind of percentage does Christ get?”

“Soden's business partner was not available for comment.

I honk for guys who are pissing beside the interstate.
That's something I started doing when road-tripping with my kids when they were little.”

“if your still alive, you have mail.
if your not alive, then your never going to get to read it.

HAHA I kill me”

“I see dead letters....”

“yes but can you read the dead letters?”

“Poor dead people, they will never know the glory of the mail...=(”