I had a Spotted ...

“yes i am very happy to say, that I tried a spotted D!ck last night. It was yummy.


spotted d!ck”

“maybe Tree needs to go see a doc?”

“My my doesn't that look yummy!”

“OMG, what are these spots??


They're all over me!!!!


Ewwwwwwwwwwww!”

“oohhh, you should send that to Maxim, for the Unintentional Porn page! i think they give you something if you win the best one of the month.”

“Treebeard they say you can see a dr. for those.”

“Cake is not porn, although, just as satisfying, but not porn”

“FOOD PORN!”

“yup, there ya go.”

“hey food and porn go good together”

“well this is what we had last night

”

“hmmm what goes good with that?”

“Wow! What a coinkydink! I had blighted vagina last night!”

“Lyra I can't see that...
can we do that in a different
position?”

“How did you have a spotted dick ?

Orally ?”

“Wow! What a coinkydink! I had blighted vagina last night!"
Nigal
08:28:01 AM


lmmfao!”

“Lyra reads maxim? Will you not let tarpy subscribe to anything nastier?”

“Maybe Tarpy won't let her subscribe to anything nastier! :)”

“I read in the Enquirer that Jack Klugman has a spotted duck.”

“ewww to all of you! ;-) i'm the one who subscribes to Maxim...it's funny. i read it for the articles! and the hot chicks.”

“Lyra - penthouse has way better articles and chicks. So I'm told.”

“ok, so lyra moves to the top of every guys "Who Do You Want to Meet" list!”

“To think I was in the same bar as Lyra, walked by here not 10ft away and never met here. Such is the tragedy I call "life".”

“guys are so weird!”

“Maxim isn't that much like porn...it's pretty mainstream! by the way, i'm aware of the existence of real porn magazines.
;-)”

“Yeah, she's aware they're in the nightstand drawer on tarpy's side.”

“HA! Anybody catch that line on CSI last night? They asked this guy for a DNA sample and he says, "sure, but I'll need some privacy and this month's issue of Hustler."

”

“I caught it, kleetn. It was a classic.”

“lol, did Matt change the title of this thread?”

“yeah, i think he did! lmao”

“...and the "meaningful sex" thread appears to be gone...”

“Potty Mouth gets busted yet again! LOL!”

“holy cow, ok who the heck took my spotted d!ck away??

come on, fess up!!
that was just wronge, its about food!”

“Hey Matt, Spotted Dick is the proper British name of the dessert. You shouldn't have taken it out just because of what others "might think." J.K. Rowling uses the term repeatedly in her books. Those are books for kids, already edited for an American audience. Spotted Dick is still there.”

“danm, next thing you know, treebait will be burning her bra!

you go girl!”

“Good spotted dick smothered with custard - yum!”

“Nope, I hate swinging in the breeze. It gets a little uncomfortable. I can deal with sports bras.”

“:(”

“so your like the Norma Rae of trail talk.

cool!”

“From the Maxim page...



Pass the Woolite! ROF!”

“LOL @ HPM!”