I Got Attacked by an evil dog!

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SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.

US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years.
Pittsburgh's Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research has developed a technique in which subject's veins are drained of blood and filled with an ice-cold salt solution.

The animals are considered scientifically dead, as they stop breathing and have no heartbeat or brain activity.

But three hours later, their blood is replaced and the zombie dogs are brought back to life with an electric shock.

Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html”

“i read this, very disturbing”

“yeah nothing like playing god eh?”

“As a letter carrier, I'm here to tell you there's no other kind of dog.”

“I've come really close to shooting (3" .410shotgun/.45 long colt pocket derringer)unleashed dogs on the trail that the owners assure me has never done that before or are indifferent to his snapping/biting.

AS a kid, I used to pick up stones or act like I was picking up a stone which worked fairly well.”

“i think you missed the point cats, this is about killing the dogs then bringign them back to life”

“So they really aren't zombie dogs then that crave the flesh of human beings? LOL”

“COMMERCIAL TOWNSHIP, N.J. -- A South Jersey teenager called 911 Thursday after she accidentally stabbed herself, and her pet was part of the accident.

The 15-year-old girl is in stable condition at a hospital. State police are still investigating, but said that the situation appears to be a bizarre accident involving a dog.

New Jersey State Police said that just before 2 Thursday afternoon, the teen, who lives on North Avenue, called for help after she said she tripped over her dog and was stabbed in the stomach with a kitchen knife.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/6034962/detail.html?rss=phi&psp=news”

“They'll probably put the dog to sleep.

People are dumb.”

“I think the cat did it and tried to pin the blame on the dog.”

“Are NJ people just inept at raising dogs?”

“They're ept at raising them, just not stepping over them while carrying kitchen knives.”

“What about the ones who break the law and let them run loose killing cats?”

“No harm, no foul.”

“Meow!!”