do camels have toes ?

“after work Tilt. Hang in there till then.”

“It looks like someone who writes for the Onion sent in a prank letter to "Ask Leslie".”

“One would think that a Lezzie would know what a camel toad is.

Ponder the Camel Tao................”

“Roger Wilco.”

“Just heard a guy on TV sounded like he said he had a "Reptile Dysfunction".   I don't know, but I'm thinkin' he's havin' a problem with his lizard.

(We don't need a picture of that.)

”

“this thread is now going on 4 years.”

“oops ENS posting as lyra
last edited: 3/06/08 1:31:02 PM”

“Nothing beats a nice Warm..TOE.”

“You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your (labia?), your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe”

“Ah yes..... to the tune of "Cocomo"?”

“Indeed.”

“Where the hell can I get a Velcro Mullet??”

“
          *Not tested on camels!

”

“Man, that Cougar is................somethin' else!!”

“Here's another great gift idea.

http://www.turdtwister.com/”

“Open up and say aaaahhhhh!”

“look for jr model coming soon? thatll make the pervs happy”