Deep Hiking Thoughts with Phils Son

“Don't do leg lifts from a Dead hang the night before a strenuous day hike...Along with 4 hours at the rock climbing gym

Dont ever mention In n Out burger while at 9000ft 3 hrs from your car, and 3.5 from the nearest in n out(buddy did that)

The cracks in the ground are not from the ground drying out. They are from mother nature making the trail steeper around the bend after hearing you say "man this trail aint so bad"


add yours!”

“How's your pop?

Be sure to drink plenty of Bihydrogen Monoxide.”

“"Bihydrogen Monoxide."

What is that? water both men and women can drink after sex?”

“Don't eat bean burritos before a hike.


Or, an even deeper thought, don't ride to the trail with someone who violated the rule above.”

“Digging hole madly
Depositing and sighing
Oh crap, no T.P.”

“I think gremlin has some great insight about people’s wives and campfires.”

“Was that "hike-oo", bit?”

“More like hike-poo!”

“Stay above BowlderMan on steep, rocky slopes.”

“"Don't eat bean burritos before a hike.


Or, an even deeper thought, don't ride to the trail with someone who violated the rule above."
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And on the trail don't follow behind someone that has eaten those burritos.”

“And definitely don't sleep in the same tent as that person.”

“ROFLMAO”

“Note that aero is actually alive enough to post his recommendation and that snow nymph, snow dude, and hodgeman are mysteriously absent....”

“When I take long hikes in the woods, I like to take my time, to reflect and be free and look all around me and carry a loaded pistol in case someone and their dogs comes up on me so I can shoot them dead.”

“Sometimes it's wise to make a beer run.”

“My little brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth, that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.”

“Hmmmmm... "BowlderMan's heading up the slope with all the rocks. Time for a beer run into town!"”

“The higher you go the "higher" you get!”